YAY! CATFIGHT! (The reason I'm not in this chapter is because I'm too busy selling tickets)
Suki: I'm Sokka's girlfriend
Yue: no you're not, I'm Sokka's girlfriend
Katara: WOOHOO! CATFIGHT!
Everybody stares at Katara
Zhao: (you know what, I'm tired of using the words "Zhao" and "tutu" in one sentence, so whenever Zhao shows up, just know he's in a tutu) ewww.
Suki and Yue start a slap fight, and then-
Gir: Hiiiiiiiiii! I'm here to block this fight, sooooooooo blockblockblockblockblockblockblockblockblock wait, I think it's over
Sokka: RIP OFF HER SHIRT!
Gir: uh, never mind, wait, now it's over
I walk in
Zuko: I thought you were selling tickets to the catfight
Me: I was, but nobody liked my prices
Aang: can I have a soda?
Me: sure if you bring me back one
Aang runs away and comes back with two sodas, hands me one
Me: (drinks soda) what kind of soda is this?
Aang: cactus soda!
Me: aw man, not again (blacks out)
Wow, De-jah-vu!