I'm gonna kill the guy who came up with the idea that you can get high off of cactus juice
Dream world
Gir: HI MITCHELL!
Me: hey Gir, where are the zombie teletubies
Gir: they got fired
Me: by who?
Suddenly Kirby walks by
Gir: HI BOSS!
Me: never mind… Gir! Tell me how to get out of here?
Gir: only if you dance with me! (You're welcome Brix)
Me: never!
5 seconds later, I'm doing the cancan with Gir
Me: okay, now will you tell me how to get out of here!
Gir pulls out a mallet and hits me with it, I black out (no duh!)
My house
Sokka: YAY! You you're awake!
Me: where is every body?
Sokka: I think Aang and Toph are in the closet and Katara and Zuko are in the bedroom
Me: okay, I'm going to take a walk
I walk over to the closet not caring that Toph and Aang are in the closet, open closet, then quickly close closet
Sokka: what is it?
Me: for one thing, Zuko and Katara are in the closet, not Toph and Aang, and don't look at me 6 years from now when you have to take care of a nephew with rainbows comin' out of his ears!
I walk out
Don't ask!