I just want to point out that this is the climax
I'm walking down when I see the Fortune teller (you now who I'm talking about)
Fortune teller: do you want to hear your future
Me: sure why not
The Fortune teller does her weird magic mojo and then suddenly gasps
Me: what!
Fortune teller: it says here that you will die!
Me: well that's stupid, everybody dies eventually
Fortune teller: no, you will die soon
Me: what!
Fortune teller: do I have to repeat my self?
Me: whatever I'm out of here!
Fortune teller: I'd be careful if I were you
Me: aw shut u-
I get hit by a car
Me: ha! I'm still aliv-
An Anvil falls on me
Me: I'm still breathin-
I'm struck by lighting… twice!
Me: twice, what are the chances!
Struck by lightning again
Me: aw come on!
Use your imagination
Me: that's it I'm out of here
Yang: hey dude wait for me!
Fortune teller: what is yin and yang doing here?
Me: there's no were else to put them
Fortune teller: okay see you later!
Later, once I get back to the house
Katara: yay, you're just in time for truth or dare!
Me: uh-oh
Will I die, that's for me to know and you to find out!