Phil

"There you go. All patched up and ready to roll," the nice nurse lady in the office told me. "You'll want to be careful for a few days though," she said. "Let your body heal a bit. Who did this anyway?" I turned away and let my hair flop in my eyes, blocking the nurse's view. "I don't know, I didn't see who it was," I lied through my teeth, hoping the situation would go away. "BS. Who was it, Phil?" she asked, gently grabbing my shoulder and turning me towards her. I couldn't help but crack a small smile. Ms. Tompson reminded me of my mum a bit. "Er….Nate and his buddies," I admitted. Ms. Tompson's eyes narrowed. "Those bastards. They need a good kick in the pants." I giggled, my tongue poking through my teeth.

"Thanks a ton, Ms. Tompson," I said as I stood up. She smiled at me and reached for my hand, stopping me from walking out the door. "Hey. You ever need any help, with anything at all, just talk to me," she gave my hand a gentle squeeze. "Thanks. I really appreciate it," I squeezed her hand back before stepping towards the door. "Ah! I almost forgot!" She said, surprising me. I turned around to find she had written me a note to leave school and take a rest. "Nurse's orders," she told me, winking. "You really are the best, Ms. Tompson. Thank you," I smiled gratefully at her before turning and leaving her small, bright office.

Knowing my mum was at work, I sent her a quick text telling her I was going home early, that I would tell her what happened when she got home, and not to worry. I added a smiley to show that I was okay. She texted back almost immediately: Okay love. Be safe. Love you xxx. I smiled. I had such a lovely mum. I started the short walk home, wincing with each step. My stomach was really hurting from earlier. I tried to avoid the odd looks I got from other pedestrians, mostly soccer mums and old people, by hunching my shoulders and folding in on myself. It didn't work. I got suspicious looks instead of odd ones. So I straightened my back and put on the bravest, biggest, fakest smile I could. People smiled back at me just as happily. It made me feel a little better that I could change my expression at will. At least this way people weren't judging the visible bruises and the limp.

I turned the final corner and ended up at my house. Finally. No more prying eyes or judging. Just me. I smiled. Time for YouTube! I hopped onto the computer and logged on.

Username: AmazingPhil

Password: **********

My password always made me smile. You can never go wrong with "ilovebuffy". I scrolled through the comments on some of my latest videos. One username kept popping up. "danisnotonfire". I grinned at the name. Cute. I read some of "Dan's" comments. "OMG you are so funny! xD ^-^" "omfg marry me plz" Oh. So "Dan" was just another fangirl. I felt a bit disappointed for some reason. "Ping!" the PM alert noise rang loudly, shaking me from my thoughts. I clicked on it to see who it was from. Well, speak of the devil. danisnotonfire had messaged me. "Hi! I'm Dan. I just wanted to say that I think you are really funny and I really like your videos. I've been *ahem* stalking you for a while now lol." My heart jumped a little. So it wasn't a fangirl? I dared to let myself hope. "Hey Dan! That's so awesome! I'm glad you like my videos! Er, I was wondering…..you're not going to try to chop my up in my sleep, right? Hehehe….. :/" I messaged back, chewing on a knuckle absentmindedly. The alert noise dinged almost immediately. I smirked slightly and clicked on it. "OMG of course not! Unless you're into that….;) lol jk. BTW, I may seem like it, but I'm not some creepy fangirl, ok? I'm a creepy fanBOY. Get it right. *snaps sassily*" I laughed out loud. This Dan guy was funny. And he was a dude, after all! I grinned like a fool. "So….what kind of music are you into Dan? I personally like Muse." PING! "OMG no way! Me too! What's your favorite album by them? Mine's Origin of Symmetry." I smiled. I was going to get along with this Dan guy just fine.

A/N: Guys you have no idea how much I was fangirling while writing this chapter. I know it was reaaally cheesy but I don't give a fuck. Isn't it just so cute though? I love fetus Dan/fetus Phil so much. SO MUCH. They are just too cute. Anyways…..next chapter should be up soon, but I can't make any promises. Like I said, my computer access is unreliable, so…..sorry. STFU and eat your ramen because I do what I want.

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