Episode 6- House of Maths:
The children were on there way to their next lesson which was Maths. "Yay, Mathematics! I can't wait!" Screamed Erin. Casey stared at her in disgust. Marvin pushed past them. "Where you going? Idiot?" Asked Casey. "I'm not an idiot! Unlike some!" He replied, coming to a halt. "Um, why are you two shouting in my corridor?" Asked Mr sweet. "Uh!" They both thought, frozen and lost for words. "Would you mind just stepping into my office for a moment?" Mr Sweet tried to be a kind as possible. "Erm, Naa, im good!" Casey went to walk away. "Hut hum.." Mr sweet coughed causing Casey to turn back. They both sighed as they walked into the head masters office and slammed the door. "So what was that all about?" Asked Mr sweet, sitting at his desk with his cup of tea and his single Oreo. "We'll, Casey keeps calling me names and it's really starting to get to me!" Said Marvin being a snitch. "B ; b ; but!" "No buts!" Interrupted Mr sweet. "But sir!" Shouted Casey. "So, why were you calling this boy names for?" Asked Eric, sending evils in Casey's direction. "I didn't!" Lied Casey. "Hut him, don't lie to me! I heard you from in here!" Eric explained. "I'm didn't, I swear!" He said. "Ok, we'll I will just check the cameras later! And if you are lying, then you are in heaps and heaps of trouble!" Eric raised his voice. "Ok, thanks sir!" Said Marvin, heading for the door. "Wait" Mr Sweet halted them again, "I need to just write down your names!" He said. "Marvin!" Said Marvin. "Uh, my name is, uh, Phil!" Said Casey. "Phil? Really? You don't look like a Phil!" Eric replied. "Oh, he's not Phil, he's Casey!" Snitched Marvin, again! "And what is your last name Marvin?" Asked Mr sweet. "Uh; just write Marvin B!" He said. "Why?" Asked Eric. "Because my last name starts with a B and I really don't feel comfortable mentioning my last name In front of people!" He said. "Ok, then!" Said Mr sweet as he wrote down the letter 'B' on his cheap 10p notepad, with paper as thin as 0.000000000001 millimetres!
The two then both exited the office, slowly shutting the door behind them. "Snitch!" Casey aggressively hisses. "Actually, I just like to tell the truth!" Marvin smirked, as he walked off to lesson, with Casey behind him. They both walked into their maths lesson late. "Quickly! The maths teacher isn't here yet!" Whispered Rosie as she pointed towards the chair next to her and Casey shoved Marvin out of the way to get it. Marvin then sat next to Doris, who was sitting next to her cousin; Cassie. The maths teacher then wandered in. "Wow!" All of the boys were stunned. "I have a feeling maths could be quite fun this year!" Dexter giggled, under his breath. "Uh, Dexter!" Whispered his girlfriend, Erin. "What?" He asked. The teacher walked in, strutting her stuff like a super model, as she showed off her good looks like a super-dooper model. "Hi, I'm Mrs Grande!" The hot teacher said as she stood straight, with her very tall high heels, pink dress and long beautiful brown hair. "Do you by any chance have a boyfriend?" Asked bobby, gazing at her from across the room. "Actually, I'm married!" Said the American woman. "And as you should already know, I am American!" She confirmed. Veronica was staring at bobby in disgust. "What?" Asked bobby, as Veronica turned back around. "So, for the rest of this year or at least the term, I will be teaching you guys my favourite and probably your most important subject maybe after English which is, Maths!" She said in her cute voice. The boys were still only paying attention to her face! "So, today we are going to start off with a quick baseline test, just to find out where you at, ok?" She questioned. "Ok!" Everybody followed orders, sounding like angels. "So, can you and you, please hand out the test papers for me?" She asked as she gestured towards Rosie and Casey. "Anything for you miss!" Said Casey as he picked up the huge clump of test papers. "So let's just have a quick recap!" She said, whilst the tests were still being handed out. "In this test, there will be questions on column addition/ subtraction/ division/ multiplication, the grid method, mental maths and word equations! The test will range from a 6U to an 8U" She announced, all within one breath. "Awesome!" Marvin said sarcastically. "So just for a recap. This is how you solve calculations using the column methods" she said as she then explained to the class. "Also there is one question on PI which is quite easy! PI is :3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 but you only have to do it to two decimal places so: 3.14! Ok?" She asked as the class was amazed that their cool new teacher knew PI to fifty decimal places! "Wow, she even makes maths fun!" George grinned. After the teacher blabbed on about that, the children got started with the tests. When Casey peered at his test he came out with "Ahh! How am I supposed to do that?" He blurted out. "Uh, you, young man. Are you ok?" Asked Mrs Grande, wandering across the room towards Casey. "Oh yes Mrs Grande" Casey reassured her. "Good ,so let's be getting on with the test please!" She said. After about forty minutes, the tests where over and marked. "So can I now collect in the test scores please?" She waited for silence. "Right, bobby?" She asked. "I got an B" He said. "Casey?" "A" He called. "Cassie?" "D" "Dexter?" "D" "Doris?" "B" "Erin?" "A*" Erin smiles at her A star. "George?" "B" "Jonothan?" "B" Marvin?" "B" "Natasha?" "B" "Rosie?" "B" Veronica?" "A*" "Oooh!" The whole class gasped that Veronica got the same level as Erin. Erin and Veronica glared at each other. "How many marks each?" Asked George, as him and the whole class wondered who was the champion. "41!" Erin informed, very confident in her answer. Veronica sat back, smirked and said "43!" The whole class then cheered for her. "WOOH!" "Right, hush down!" Said Mrs Grande, waving her arms about. There are some great scores there, but also some bad ones!" She says, peering over to Dexter and Cassie. "Let's hope to improve next lesson!" She says before she let everybody go out for lunch. Erin caught up with Veronica at the lockers. "Hi!" Said Erin, with an enthusiastic tone and facial expression. "Oh hi Erin" veronica replied, "Nice score in the test!" She carried on. "Thanks but, I was thinking; maybe we should be friends or at least maths buddies!" Erin suggested, clearly very interested in maths. "Sure why not!" Veronica agreed. "Uh, you two, well done on the test! Great scores!" Mrs Grande congratulated, as she strolled past the lockers. "What's your names?" She asked, stopping and listening out. "Uh, Erin and Veronica!" They both said in unison, before giggling. "Ok cool, I'll have to remember those names!" Mrs Grande smiled. During lunchtime, the children were about to have their first school lunch as the day before they all ate their own packed lunches.
"Where do we go for lunch?" Asked bobby, peering in every direction. "To the cafeteria!" Casey pointed out the obvious. "We'll obviously!" Veronica replied "So, who thinks the maths teacher is hot?" Marvin questioned, tagging along. "Not you because you are dumb and stupid! You worthless snitch!" Casey tried not to swear. "I told you, I'm not dumb nor am I a snitch! I just like to tell the truth!" Marvin exclaimed. "(Cough)#snitch#(cough)!" Immediately escaped from Casey's mouth. "Come on, before the line gets too long!" Rosie dragged them all into the short good food line. When they had finished queuing; Casey had got the slimy stew, Rosie had nothing, she just got cautious cake for pudding and Marvin had gotten the calamitous casu marzu! The three then sat at the table. Rosie and Casey stared at Marvin. "What" he asked as he tried to eat his food, feeling uncomfortable. "Go away!" Casey snapped. "Yes Marvin, we are trying to have a private conversation. "But your not even talking! Awe, you two going out?" Marvin tried to make jokes. "No, but it's better than going out with the troll from under the bridge, AKA your girlfriend!" Casey also made jokes, "oh I'm sorry, your EX girlfriend!" Casey added. "I'm just going to ignore you every time you insult me now!" Marvin gave up. "Ewe, Marvin, your disgusting! How can anyone like casu marzu, it's a disgrace!" Rosie pulled disgusted faces. "It's actually quite nice! Does any one know what it's made from?" Asked Marvin as he stuffed it into his big mouth. "Rotten cheese!" Casey cackled, he stared at Marvin anxiously. "Ewe!" Shouted Marvin as he spat his food out, all over the table. Meanwhile, on the other table. "I can't wait for my next maths lesson!" Bobby was trembling with excitement. "Me either! That teacher is so awesome" George agreed. Veronica then walked by with her food. "Oh, Ronnie? Sit here yeh?" Asked Erin, patting the seat on the right side of her. "Sure!" Veronica strolled to her seat.
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After lunch, the children's last lesson was English. They had English with Mr Bloodstain. After school the students were walking back to the house, over the big, lonely field of grass. "So Casey, I was thinking!" Rosie began a conversation. "Thinking what?" Casey never gave her a chance. "You know how we tried to hide from Arthur yesterday? Before bed?" She reminded Casey. "Yes?" Casey pulled a confused looking face. "Well, why don't we try it again?" Rosie questioned. "Why?" Casey replied, with more questions. "Because, it would be funny!" Rosie reasoned, slightly chuckling. "Yeah, ok!" Casey was up for it, "We can play pranks on people too!" Casey enthusiastically smirked. "So you in?" Rosie waited for confirmation. "I'm in!" Casey confirmed. Once everybody arrived at the house they all went into the living room. "Where's Trudy?" Asked Natasha, peering around the living area and kitchen. "Out!" Arthur answers the question simply, as he trudged in along with the pupils. "Ewe, go away!" Casey asked for Arthur to leave in a less polite manor. "Where's out?" Dexter questioned, mocking Arthur's answer. "She's gone to find true love! Or so that's what she explained to me..." Arthur informed them, before trudging straight back out again. "True love?" Casey questioned, with a puzzled looking expression. "I want Mrs Grande to be my true love!" Bobby sighed, daydreaming about his favourite teacher. "Shut up! If she's anyone's she mine!" Jonothan argued. "Who?" Arthur snapped, poking his head back into the living room. "Oh, Erm... No one!" He lied.
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Later Trudy had returned. As she walked through the door; Natasha and Veronica bombarded her. "Trudy? We heard you had a date? Is it true? Is it? Is it? Is it?" Asked Natasha, with the words pouring out of her mouth quicker than she could stop them. "What's he like?" Asked Veronica, in a very high and excited voice. "Yes I did have a date!" Trudy revealed. "But, never again!" She crushed the hopes and dreams of the young teens. "Oh, wasn't he very nice? Was he as grouchy as Arthur? Or worse, he was married?" Askes Veronica, using her wildest imagination. "He wasn't even attractive nor nice! And he made ME pay for HIS dinner! £80 bloody quid!" Trudy began coming out with much stronger words than she was known to have stored in her vocabulary. "Oh, well it's fine! You have us!" Said Natasha, clinging onto Trudy's arm, not letting her go. "WOOHOO!" Trudy sarcastically cheered as Natasha and Veronica escorted her into the living area. "Right, for dinner you will have to have something small and quick!" Trudy told them all. "Ok, I'll just have fish fingers!" Rosie was a quick thinker. At dinner time the children then gobbled up Trudy's fabulous fingers and her carefree chips!
After dinner time, which lasted precisely 41 minutes and 52.34 seconds, the children went off to do there own things and in two hours time...
"It is 10 o' clock, you have no minutes precisely and if I catch you out of bed, your dead!" Snapped an aggressive, old Arthur, as he trotted about the main hall. Rosie and Casey were hiding in the laundry room as Trudy also went to sleep at 10. They waited for 5 minutes to go by before they began chatting. "I think he's gone!" Whispered Rosie as she poked her head out from behind the cupboard. "Really?" Casey questioned, who was hidden behind a gigantic pile of washing. "Yeah! I'm sure I heard his footsteps trotting up the brown, wooden, dry steps of the amazingly polished staircase" Rosie was in a descriptive mood. "Rosie, what is with all of the adjectives?" Casey giggled whilst tying to act serious. All of a sudden, they both noticed a dark shadow, slowly creeping up on them...
A/N: Im extremely sorry for the long wait! I hope that you all enjoyed episode/chapter 6 of HOA 'Mountain Of Thrones'. Please comment! Tell me what you are thinking so far of my new characters, teachers, plot lines (Don't worry the plot does get better and it does involve a mystery/quest!). Who do you think is Princess Aziza of Egypt in disguise? I will update as soon as I can! Thank you! :)