(DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN RON, YORI OR ANY OTHER KIM POSSIBLE CHARACTER/NAMESAKES.)
Chapter Seven- Yori's Date
Ron and Yori were just entering the dorm room after they got back from their morning meditation, Ron and Yori enter to see Bonnie at the dining table as she taps her foot in irritation.
"Where's the food loser?" Bonnie asks as she continues to tap her foot.
Ron chuckles nervously and rubs the back of his head. "Sorry Bon Bon, but we just got back...and I will start working on some food right now." Ron answers as he notices the anger in Bonnie's eyes. 'Damn.'
'Loser trying to ditch out on his responsibilities to make me food.' Bonnie thinks before her mood brightens up at the thought of Ron's cooking.
"So where were you two doing? Not like I cared." Bonnie asks as she narrows at Ron.
"Well, I and Yori were meditating." Ron responds as he makes the food for Bonnie.
Bonnie's eyes light up. "You two meditate?" Bonnie asks like a child on Christmas morning.
"Yes Bonnie-San. Why do you ask?" Yori inquires as she raises her eye brow at the tanned girl.
Bonnie returns her facial expressions back to its regular scowling features. "Nothing that concerns yours Yori. I was just curious that's all." Bonnie responds to Yori.
"Alright Bon Bon, but why don't you start waking up the girls we have class in three hours." Ron states as he never looks away from his looking. 'Maybe I can teach Bon Bon how to meditate for a date? Na that won't work.'
"Fine, Stoppable." Bonnie replies as she went to wake everyone up.
Yori turn to Ron as she asks him. "So, what do you want to do for our date Ron-San?"
"Well since I took Tara to the movies I'm thinking maybe I can give you an American Cultural experience." Ron answers as he turns to smile at the Japanese student behind him.
"That sounds, as you Americans say it, super!" Yori replies as she felt cheery to learn about American cultures. "So where do we go?"
Ron thinks for a while, as he put in some thought for the date "Well, we can go to the Middleton National History museum, a family sports restaurant, oh, and maybe the mall."
"I have already been to the mall Ron-San. What could possibly be different this time?" Yori asks as she tilts her head in confusion.
"I'll show you how you really enjoy the mall." Ron comments as he chuckles which makes Yori giggle.
"Oh Ron-San and your American style jokes." Yori responds as she covers her mouth with her hand.
"Alright, breakfast made from Ron!" Tara shouts as she spotted the food on the counter as well as the rest of the girls.
"Yep, the Ronster is the master chef." Ron replies as he sees the girls enjoying the food.
"That's true." Hope quips as she thoroughly enjoys her eggs and waffles.
"This is good Ron. Maybe you can do me a favor and cook me and Josh a dinner tonight?" Kim inquires from her best friend as she feels that a dinner made by Ron Stoppable would be a good dinner date with Josh.
"Sure KP, but it can't be tonight. I got my date with Yori tonight." Ron responds as he's glad that his best friend's relationship with Josh is going so well.
"Sounds badical." Kim replied as she gets a bite out of her hash browns.
"Yeahah, badical." Rufus replied as he eats his cheese sandwich.
The rest of the morning was the same as the previous, the girls would all talk amongst themselves; either about their plans for the day, school, or things in their personal lives, but this morning they were all talking with Tara about her date with Ron and the blond spared no details on her date with the other blond. It got to the point where Ron spat out his milk and his face turned a crimson red with embarrassment while the girls all giggled at his expanse.
"Come on girls let's go to class." Ron announces as he rushes out of the dorm after he wiped the milk from his mouth.
'Ron-San wait! We still have one hour until class." Yori calls out to her date for tonight.
"That's all right Yori. I should really stop being late anyways. Meet me at the museum after classes, alright?" Ron responds as he runs out the door and closes it behind him.
/
"You're up early Buffoon." Ms. Shego comments as she saw Ron gathering his books inside his locker.
"Oh, hey Ms. Shego." Ron replies. "Just deciding to not be late for Mr. Barken's."
"I see." she said as she ask him "So how's your date with Big Chested Buffoon?"
"I believe it went great. We saw the Fearless Ferret movie, it was really good. We held hand, and we kissed." Ron responds as a dreamy look appears upon his face. " It was badical."
"Badical eh? Well that good, but what are your plans for tonight?" Shego questions Ron.
"I have a date with Yori after classes. I plan on showing her American Culture today." Ron answers as he grows nervous as he knows that Yori is Ms. Shego's favorite student.
"Alright, so you're going to show her the good old US culture, with our history's greatest moments, like JFK, Macho Man Randy Savage, and Bon Jovi. Plus our worst mistakes like Nixon, John Cena, and Miley Cyrus." Shego responds as she mutters the last part.
"Yeah, Yori's pretty interested in cultural stuff." Ron replies.
"Well Yori is my favorite student." Shego starts as she grabs Ron by his shirt collar. "So you better show her a good time or I'll make your life a nightmare." Shego warns as she growls at Ron.
"Nothing with you can be a nightmare." Ron responds in freight and doesn't watch what he says.
"Just for that, drop and give me 50." Shego orders, as Ron drops to the floor as he did the pushups. 'That'll teach him. I'm a gym teacher who puts fear in her students.' she thought as she saw Ron doing the pushups 'Impressive, for a buffoon.'
'Me and my big mouth.' Ron grumbles in his mind.
'It's not your fault that Shego is such an attractive woman.' Zorpox argues in Ron's mind. 'She could be a fun play toy.'
'I thought Sensei put you in lock up!' Ron mentally argues his evil counterpart.
'He may have put me in 50 laired mental prison, but I can still talk.' Zorpox replied 'Guess you're going to show your date how we Americans blew up Hiroshima to win World War II?'
'People got over that long time ago. I've been to Hiroshima with Yori and...the other guy.' Ron spat mentally as he couldn't say the traitor's name.
'Yes Ron feel the anger.' Zorpox chuckles as he wants to rip the traitor's head off. 'People never truly get over something like that Ronald. They only put on a fake smile and carry on with their life. By the way you should stop with your pushups, Shego is looking at you.' Zorpox orders his good counterpart.
"I told you to stop Buffoon!" Shego sneers as she hates being ignored by people. 'What's with this kid?'
"Sorry Ms. Shego." Ron replies as he got up. "Just had some long thoughts."
"Okay then, get to class and tell Mr. Barken that the school phones aren't used for calling his mother.' Shego told him.
"Noted." Ron replies as he marches on to class.
'You should've tapped that.' Zorpox comments.
'Shut it.' Ron spat mentally as he made it to class.
'What either tap it or kill it.' Zorpox replies as he starts to insanely laugh.
'I'll have to find a way to get rid of you.' Ron vows as he walks into Mr. Barken's class. "Yo Mr. Barken. Ms. Shego said to tell you that school phones are not for calling your mother."
"Are you making fun of my mother, Stoppable?" Barken growls as he glares at the blond intensely.
"What, n-no. Ms. Shego just told me to let you know." Ron replied nervously.
"That's it Stoppable! You get detention for that!" Barken yells in anger.
"B-But I have a date today." Ron responds as he starts to feel terrible about missing out of his date with Yori.
"I don't care, and besides who would go on a date with you?" Barken asks with distain.
"Hai." Yori responds as she enters the room. "I would go on a date as you Americans say with Ron-San. In fact we have a date today after classes." Yori adds as she narrows her eyes at the shock teacher.
Mr. Barken wasn't shocked because of the fact that Yori would and is going on a date with Ron, but was shocked at the disrespect that the usually respectful Japanese girl shows her teacher. And she was showing he disrespect in the defense of Ron Stoppable her date for the day.
"Fine then. You can join Mr. Stoppable in detention today after school, Ms. Yamanouchi." Barken announces as the students gasp in shock of one of the most respectful students getting a detention.
"What was that, Steven?" Called out Ms. Shego as she stood the door of Mr. Barken's classroom.
"M-Ms. Shego, what are you doing here?" Mr. Barken responds, he's always nervous around Ms. Shego, since she tops him as the most fearsome teachers of the academy.
"Ron dropped his textbook on the way, and I see you giving detention on him and his date just because I told him to tell you to stop calling your mother! The principal is tired of you running the school's phone bills." Ms. Shego retorts, extremely pissed at Barken for antagonizing two innocent students, especially her favorite student Yori.
"I-I-I t-thought that Stoppable was-" Barken tries to defend himself before Shego just tore into him.
"No you didn't think! Now you will let those two go on their date and you will stop calling your mommy when you are at school. Understood!" Shego commands in a tone that even scarred Ron and Yori.
"Y-Yes M-Ms. G-Go." Barken stammers as he tries to control his fear. "Stoppable and Yamancouchi are free from their detention."
"Alright, thanks Ms. Go!" Ron thanked the raven haired woman with a hug.
"Yeah, yeah, enough with the hug." Shego orders as she gets Ron off of her. 'Boy he's strong.'
After that, the students are glad to see Ron and Yori getting their detention's lift as Mr. Barken starts class as he gives a lecture on the Civil War and how badass Andrew Jackson was, as Yori ponders how her date with Ron will turn out.
/
"So Yori, you're ready?" Ron asks as he sees Yori in a blue shirt with a Captain America symbol on and red shorts.
"Yes Ron-san, I can't wait to see your American ways." Yori replies as she stood close to Ron.
"Have fun you two!" Zita calls out as Ron and Yori left the dorm as they go to their bike.
As soon as they left, Zita walks towards Tara's room as she sees the blond girl and Hope as she lock the door. "Okay, first order of business."
"Ron figures out that we know that he's a ninja." Tara said.
"Well, at least we can keep it a secret, right?" Hope replies.
"Of course. Know what was funny? His face when I told him." Tara states as she giggles in remembrance of her date with Ron. "You would think that a ninja could know that he was being followed."
"Well this is Ron we are talking about." Zita comments as she giggles.
"Yeah." Hope agrees with her friends.
/
As Ron and Yori rides towards the American museum, they parked their bike as they entered the museum. They are now went to the decades exhibit that shows America's history of the 20th Century, from the 50's-90's.
"Wow, Ron-san, I have never realized that this country have so many presidents." Yori comments as she observes the statues of all the past presidents of the 20th century.
"Yeah, and our history has some, perks." he replied, as Ron looked at the 60's section with sculptures of hippies, monster movies, and pictures of famous people like Nancy Sinatra, Stanley Kubrick, Vincent Price, and Clint Eastwood. "What's with all the pop culture stuff?"
"The manager of the museum thought that the exhibit needs some more American pop cultural stuff, since he used to be from Hollywood." Replies a voice that Ron recognizes as he and Yori turn to see Justine, who works at the museum.
"Hey Justine. What are you doing here?" Ron asks the blond genius as she walks towards him and his date.
"I work here Ronald." Justine replies in her neutral voice as she reaches the pair. "If you would like I can give you two a tour of the museum?" Justine inquires as a after school class of fourth graders enter the museum.
"Gee, I'm not sure Yori would-" Ron responds before Yori interrupts him.
"Of course, I would be glad to see one of your American cultures, Justine-san." Yori replied as Ron nods.
"Well, I guess a tour wouldn't hurt." Ron agrees as they follow Justine around the exhibit.
"This first room is the hall of music and movies; where we hold all of the pieces that can be related to some of the most important American entertainment. John Wayne's hat from Big Jake, Elvis Presley's suit from Blue Hawaii, and even the first demo for the Oh'z Boys." Justine points out as her voice turns to a cold and deadly growl at the mention of the boy group.
"What are the Oh'z boys?" Ron inquires.
"Just some band that never lasted longer than N'SYNC." Justine answers while she's glad that Ron didn't experience the horrid of the radio catchy music from hell.
"I'm very tempted to-" Ron starts before Justine stops him.
"NO!" Justine yells in rage before she walks the stunned Ron and giggling Yori to the next room.
"Now for this exhibit is where space travel is now possible, ever since the Neil Armstrong landed on the moon." Justine told as she moves to the other section. "And this here's where the famous sculpture of many fictional aliens that are known to be a part of our history. Like War of the Worlds, Plan 9 from Outer Space, ET, and the Terminator." Justine showed as she did her best not to show any ridiculed expressions by using her deadpanned expression 'Why does the boss include this?'
"Wow, Star Trek was a lot different when I was a kid." Ron comments as he sees the poster of the Star Trek reboot section.
"I know right. Why would they do this to Star Trek?" Justine demands as she thinks about burning the poster. "Hopefully Star Wars doesn't follow in its fate." Justine adds as she sighs, but then feels a hand on her shoulder.
"I know what you mean." Ron comments as Justine turns to see him as he smiles.
Justine feels her heart beat pick up before she shrugs it away and continues with the tour. "We only have two other rooms left before we reach the closed exhibits." Justine informs the pair.
"I wonder why do people of the 80s dress so...weirdly?" Yori inquires as she looks at the many fashion clothing and nostalgia paraphernalia, from toys, coke-cola, and famous television shows.
"You should check the 70s; it's like the upgraded version of the 60s." Ron answers as he looks at the lava lamps and an old Uncle Sam poster.
"American Culture isn't what I expected, to be honest Ron-San." Yori whispers to her date so not to offend their tour host.
"I know. Our real culture is in the small stuff." Ron responds as he kisses Yori's cheek.
Yori giggles as she blushes. "I hope to learn from the small stuff then Ron-San. This has been a fun date as you put it."
"Hehehe, yeah." Ron replies as he shows Yori around the museum, as Justine watches.
'Guess Monique's right about him. Though, I do question him dating so many girls.' she thought as she continues the tour guide.
/
After the museum, Ron and Yori stops by a sports family restaurant called 'Pineapplebees,' where Ron and Yori checks in and finds a table or them.
"This restaurant looks great Ron-san." Yori comments as she looks at the menu. "But why are their toys and jersey clothes stuck to the walls in here?"
"They're for decoration. It's supposed to give the restaurant a more...welcoming feeling to it." Ron responds as he finds what he wants on the menu. 'I know what I'm having.'
"Then I must agree; I do feel more at home for some odd reason." Yori responds as she smiles to herself. 'Here I'm with Ron-Kun and feeling at home.' Yori mentally giggles to herself.
"Welcome to Pineapplebees, what can I get you?" Asks a blond girl with blue eyes and wears the restaurant's uniform. "Why I know you two, you two are in Coach Shego's gym class and good dodge ball players."
"Hey Jessica." Rob greets.
"Greetings Jessica-San." Yori also greets.
"So, what can I get for you two?" Jessica asks as she prepares her note pad and pen.
"A hamburger, and some chili fries." Ron replies. "And some Pepsi, please."
"I'll have what Ron's having, and a strawberry milkshake." Yori asks.
"Thank you." Jessica comments as she takes Ron's and Yori's menus. "Your food will be here shortly."
"Thanks Jessica. What a nice girl." Ron comments as the blond proceeds to walks away from his table.
When the food came around Ron and Yori dug straight in and made with the small talk, but still enjoyable small talk. They finished their meal in twenty minutes and asked for their check. Jessica came to collect it and got a five dollar tip for the meal. Ron and Yori left Pineapplebees and made their way to Ron's bike.
"Did you like your meal Yori?" Ron questions as he hold Yori's hand in his.
"Yes, I have never tasted a hamburger this good." Yori responds as she got behind Ron as they got on the bike.
"Glad you like it." Ron replies as he revs up his Harley, and make their way to the dorm.
/
The two have made it to the long way back to the dorm as Ron parks his bike at the dorm's garage.
"Well, I'm beat." Ron comments "Glad you have a wonderful time Yori."
"The same here Ron-san." Yori replies as she gives Ron a kiss on the cheek as she giggles.
Before Ron enters, he bonk his head as he realized something "Oh, of course, I forgot to tell you something."
"Y-Yes, Ron-san?" Yori inquires 'Is this a...love confession? Please be.'
"Tara, Zita, and Hope have figured out our secret." Ron responds sheepishly as he opened the door for himself and Yori.
Ron and Yori enter the dorm to find Shego sitting on the couch in the front room as the other girls sit anywhere but near her.
"Oh good you're back." Shego greets as she pulls Yori by her hand and drag her into Ron's room.
"What was that about?" Ron asks the girls.
"We don't know, she just barded in her and sat down for an hour or two before you and Yori returned." Hope answers as she feels very nervous with Shego in their dorm.
"I'm sure it's nothing to worry about." Kim assures as she smiles at her best friend.
/
"So, you two have a good time, right?" Ms. Shego questions Yori.
"Yes, Shego-sensei, me and Ron-Kun had a great time today." Yori answers to her teacher.
"Good, then I won't have to hurt the little buffoon." Shego responds as she smiles at her favorite student.
I'm interesting in taking in any suggested story ideas from you the readers. You can send in through review or through PM, but I only ask a few things.
The story is original or semi-original.
Even though I don't like Ron/Kim I will give it a chance, but don't count on it.
No BB/Terra, Rob/Rae, or SM/WW.
Try not to make the story to dark in nature.
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Will do crossovers.
I'll do Cartoons, games, and movies…those categories.