(DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN RON, BONNIE OR ANY OTHER KIM POSSIBLE CHARACTER/NAMESAKES.)
Chapter Eleven- Bonnie s Date
Bonnie wakes up feeling a weird mixture of nervousness, excitement, and dread, as she get out of bed dressed only in her black boy shorts and black tank top.
'Why would I be excited? Whatever it doesn't matter, all that matters is that if that loser takes me to Buecho Nacho I will kick him in his balls.' Bonnie thinks as she walks over to her dresser and separates her dress from the clothes that she is going to wear until her date with Ron. The dress itself can only be described at eloquent, sexy, and guarantees that the tanned girl will look like a complete knockout.
'Why am I even wearing this dress? It's not like I have something to prove to, Stoppable.'
"Bonnie? Can I come in?" Tara questions her best friend as she knocks on the tanned girl's door.
"Sure, Tara." Bonnie calls out as she pulls out a black t-shirt that has 'You Wish' written across her chest, and hip snuggling black jeans. "I'm just changing clothes." She pulls out black lace underwear.
Tara came in as she sat down on Bonnie's bed "So, ready for Ron's date?" She asked as Bonnie looked at Tara.
"Only if that loser doesn't take me to Bueno Nachos, he better take me somewhere fancy." Bonnie replied as she sits on her desk chair.
"I'm sure Ron already knows that, Bonnie. You're acting like he doesn't know how to treat a lady; well I can endure you that he does." Tara replies as she takes a seat on Bonnie's bed next to her dress. "Gorgeous dress, Bonnie."
"Thank, Tara. I bought it for mine and Brick's anniversary date, but like always he forgot all about it." Bonnie comments as she as she throws the lacy underwear onto her dress and grabs a different white cotton pair. "Did you come here for a reason? I need to take a shower."
"Just wanting to make sure that you will act like a lady with Ron tonight, and not be a bitch." Tara states as she narrows her eyes at her best friend.
"Oh come on Tara, name one thing I've been a bitch to Stoppable?" Bonnie asked as she places her hands on her hips as she looks at her friend.
"1st grade, November, you pushed Ron off the swing so you can swing higher up than others." Tara points out.
"Okay, we were kids back then." Bonnie defends herself.
"3rd grade, during our Easter Egg hunts you purposely bumped into Ron causing most of the Easter eggs he has to break."
"Um..." Bonnie muttered but Tara continued.
"And may I remind you back in 6th grade where you would scare Ron with that creepy monkey mask you had that goth girl Ingrid made for you just to make fun of his fears of monkeys when he was traumatized from Camp Wannaweep?" Tara states as she narrowed her eyes at Bonnie "He was having Therapy from that trip back then!"
"Therapy?" Bonnie whispers to her best friend.
"Yes therapy. He won't say what happened to him, but it obviously was such a terrible event that he wound up having a panic attack when he saw you in that mask. It was only a year later that he moved to Japan." Tara adds as she gets to her feet and stares down the tanned girl. "So excuse me if I'm just concerned with how you will treat, Ron."
Bonnie sighs as she faces the blond girl. "I swear to you Tara that I will give my all to not be a bitch to, Stoppable." Bonnie promises as she picks up a clean pair of shorts and shirt to wear. "I'm going to take a shower now."
/
"What can I do you, Ron?" Shego questions the blond boy as he enters her office.
"I came to talk about my unique situation with the girls." Ron announces before he takes a seat across from his teacher.
"What about it exactly? There is much to talk about?" Shego inquires.
"Will...for one there is the problem about choosing. It has been mentioned that I will have to choose, and that's the problem here; I don't want to choose, I don't want to make one girl happy and break the hearts of others. My cousin was being faced with a similar situation and the girls all decided to share him...well some were persuaded to share him with the rest. I don't think that I have it in me to break their hearts...especially not Yori's." Ron answers as he feels his face heat up at the end.
"Why Yori impeticual?" Shego questions with a coy smile.
"I-I love her." Ron answers as he keeps on blushing. "Loved her for years. We have spent hours upon hours training, going on missions, watching the stars at night, being the other's constant companion."
"Well, I see that I don't have to worry about that anymore." Shego comments as she leans on her desk "You really like Yori, don't you?"
Ron gulped as he replied "More than these mystic monkey powers I have."
"Alright Ronald, I'll go with your method right there, Stoppable, and see how will that turns out for you." Shego replied as she thought up another question "So how many girlfriends did your cousin have?"
"Sixteen, about some are older." Ron responds which Shego's eyes widen dinner plates as she did a spit take.
"Sixteen!?" Shego exclaimed as she thought 'Was he from a family of playboys?'
"Sixteen and counting. I don't know how it started, but he has a reputation." Ron adds as he got up from his seat "Nice talking to you, Ms. Shego."
Ron leaves the office of a wide eye Shego as she leans back on her chair as she tries to recover from her shock.
"Sixteen girlfriends?" Shego asks herself. 'Ron is so lucky to only have five girls and not more like his cousin. And just what did he mean by older? Like my older or older than me?' She thinks before she catches were her train of thought is heading. 'Stop it right there woman! He is a child! A student of yours at that! He's in love with your sister!'
/
Several hours later Ron arrives back at the dorm after the long day of training, and he prepares himself for his date.
"Damn I need a shower." Ron comments as he takes a whiff of his armpits. "Can't be smelling bad for Bon Bon."
Ron walks towards his room to change from his clothes to his towel as he walks back into the bathroom as he went inside the bathroom to take a shower. Then two screams can be heard just as Kim came out of her room as Bonnie went out of the bathroom with her towel on as her eyes look bloodshot as her face is blushing.
"Bonnie, are you alright?" Kim asked as she looks at Bonnie with sincere.
Bonnie then stammers "L-l-l-ong."
"Long what?" Kim asked as Ron came out with his towel back on.
"Um...sorry Bonnie." Ron told her as he turned red "I didn't know you were in there."
"I was taking my second shower for our date." Bonnie replies as she forces her eyes to stay on Kim. "I noticed that you were hu- taking a shower as well." She comments as she blushes more and Kim notices that Ron blushes and runs down the hall to his room.
"Bye, Bon Bon. I'll get dressed and then we can leave!" Ron calls down from the hall before he slams his door shut.
"Bonnie what was that about?" Kim asks her cheerleading rival.
Bonnie only parts her hands and holds them apart before she walks off. 'No wonder Stoppable was always such a clumsy boy. It must have thrown off his balance.'
/
'Oh my god Bonnie saw me naked! Yori is the only one to have seen me...in my birthday suit before.' Ron thinks as he starts panicking as she puts his three piece suit on his bed. 'I can only hope that she doesn't tell anybody about it.'
Ron now has on a black suit and black dress pants with his black church shoes on as Rufus looks at him giving him a thumb up "Thanks buddy." Ron said as he comes out if his room looking sharp.
"Looking sharp, Ron." Kim comments as she looks at Ron's suit.
"Thanks got it from Japan." Ron replied as Bonnie emerges from her room.
Bonnie was wearing a black short dress with matching heels as she looks up and down on Ron "Nice suit."
"Thanks." Ron replied "You look good yourself."
Bonnie hid her blush which didn't go unnoticed by Kim "Let s just get this over with."
"Your wish is my command, Bon Bon." Ron comments as he bows to the tanned girl.
Bonnie uses that to her advantage and allows a smile to form on her face before he bows back up.
"Whatever, Stoppable." Bonnie dryly replies as she walks past Ron and leads him outside where she is surprised to see his bike gone right next to a 1971 four-door Chevy Impala, black. "Whose car is that?" She asks Ron.
"It's mine. I bought it last weekend, and I must say that I am not displeased with her. I named her Ren, it's Japanese for lotus. Ron informs as he "Where did you get this car?" Bonnie inquired as she gets in her seat and pulls out her seat belt.
"Well it's been a gift from the school from Japan." Ron replied after he shuts the car door and starts his car.
"What do you do in that school? Not that I'm interested." Bonnie asked as Ron paused for a moment.
"You know, all things done in Japan; you cram in some studies, and then I've joined in some clubs. Oh, and you get to eat instant ramen and noodles." Ron explained to her without revealing much about his ninja training and MMP.
"You know Japanese?" Bonnie asked in surprised 'First he cooks, and then does meditation, and he knows Japanese? Maybe he's not such a loser at all.'
"You learn a lot of stuff in Japan." Ron answered as they both got in their seats and pull their seatbelts on.
"What did you do in that school? Not that I'm interested." Bonnie asked as Ron paused for a moment.
"You know, all things done in Japan; you cram in some studies, and then I've joined in some clubs. Oh, and you get to eat instant ramen and noodles." Ron explained to her without revealing much about his ninja training and MMP.
Just as the car leaves, the hooded man across the street looks at the car leaving the driveway as he smirks 'So he's going on a date with Bonnie? Maybe I should send in Brick Flagg to intrude.' he thought as he picks up his cell phone "Hello, this is an anonymous call for Mr. Flagg..." he said as his lamp starts to glow.
/
Ron after a forty-two minute drive pulls up to the Al Ghul Noodle Bar, and smiles bright.
"Why are we at a noodle bar?" Bonnie questions as she looks at her dress. 'I'm totally under dress for this.'
"Because my cousin said that it is a great place, and besides he met one of his girlfriends there so they can't be that bad. If you don't have a good time then I will take you to an even better place for another date, and it will be great." Ron answers as he notices his date's eyes go wide at girlfriends. "Yes he has more than one girlfriend if that what you are wondering."
They both undo their seatbelts, but Ron tells Bonnie to wait as he gets out of the car and rushes to her door and opens it before giving her his hand. "My lady."
Bonnie as to fight down a blush and giggle as she gives Ron her hand and he helps her out of the car. 'Well at least he is a gentleman' "Just how does he have more than one, and how any does he has?" She asks as she grabs her and tosses it under the passenger seat. "I don't do Dutch."
"I would never...make you pay for a dinner." Ron replies with mock hurt which causes Bonnie to smile against her will. "Now why don't we go inside and have an amazing meal?"
"Fine, Stoppable." Bonnie responds as she decides to get more into the swing of things and holds his arms as they walk into the bar. "Let's eat at the bar." She suggest as she points to two open seats that are isolated from everybody else.
Ron nods his head yes as he leads his date to the bar and takes their seats waiting for the bartender to ask for their order.
"Would you two like some saki while you wait?" The bartender asks as he pulls out to cups and a bottle.
Ron was about to say not, but Bonnie cut him off. "Yes please. Thank you."
"Um Bonnie, are you sure? My cousin and his girlfriend got drunk from that stuff and-" Ron was about to finish as Bonnie hands him saki "We're underage."
"C'mon Stoppable, drink up and have a good time with me." Bonnie respond as she hands him the saki 'Maybe for Tara's sake, maybe I can ask who he likes more. Either her or Yori, Possible maybe.' she pondered in thought "So what's the deal with you and Yori?"
"Um..." Ron tries to think about it as he sips his Saki, which he is used to, "What do you mean?"
"Come on, Stoppable. Answer the question." Bonnie told him with a coyly smile "Besides, you don't want to hurt Tara or any of the other girls. Besides Zita who's with Felix." she then takes a sip from her Saki.
"Can we ask something else, and I'll answer your questions later?" Ron asked her as he doesn't want to make Bonnie mad if he said he loved Yori and not Tara.
Bonnie gazed at Ron for a second 'He has cute dimples. Wait, what am I thinking!?' she mentally berated herself as she ask him a question "So how many girlfriends does your cousin have?"
"Sixteen, and counting." Ron responds as he takes another sip of saki, showing no signs of intoxication.
Bonnie looks on in shock as she numbly drinks more saki. "S-Sixteen girlfriends? And what they all share him or something?"
"What would you two like to eat?" The bartender asks as he comes to the two teens.
"I will have some tapas and sushi." Ron answers as he notices that Bonnie takes another sip. 'I hope she is used to drinking.' "Please and thank you."
"Well...do they share him?" Bonnie asks again as she giggles. "Maybe we can share you?" She comments as she is starting to feel a small buzz from the rice alcohol.
"I can only hope. That way nobody gets their hearts broken." Ron answers looks at the saki. "Maybe you shouldn't drink anymore saki. And to answer your question, yes they all share my cousin."
"Don't be silly, Ronnie." Bonnie replies as she giggles again I'm sure Yori, Tara and Hope wouldn't mind sharing you...Tara would've slept with you three if I didn't stop her that night. Hope had no problem suggesting it, and Yori just jumped right in."
'Wait, I slept with Hope and Yori?' Ron thought in shock as the bartender hands in the food "Thank you."
"Think about it Stoppable, if you agreed to the sharing girls thing, then everyone wins." Bonnie said while drunk as she spots someone she recognized "Hey, there's Jerk Flagg over there."
"Jerk Flagg?" Ron questions as he saw Brick Flagg coming inside as he spots the two 'Oh crap.'
"Stoppable! Get away from my girlfriend!" Brick yells as he runs at Ron with his fist cocked back ready to punch the smaller blond.
Ron dodges and the people can hear the drunken dark hair girl yell in response. "We aren't dating anymore, jerk. I'm with Ronnie now, and I might just share him with the other girl in the dorm!"
"Wait?" Ron dumbly asks before he got hit by a cheap shot by Brick.
"You're going down loser?" Brick growls.
Ron looks past Brick to see a red mist floating to the blond football player, and he senses the evil in it.
"Bonnie we need to run!" Ron yells as the mist enter Brick's body and he picks up his date bridal style and rushes out the door with her giggling and curling into his chest. "What I'm about to do you can't not tell anyone! Understand, Bon Bon?"
Bonnie giggles as she runs her finger onto Ron's chest. "Ronnie you are so strong. And you can do whatever you want with me. I won't mind."
Ron looks back and notices that the now possessed Brick running at him as he body is covered in flames. "SSTTTOOPPAABBLLEE!"
Ron runs into an alley and places the drunken Bonnie down on some boxes as he summons the lotus blade. "Ronnie!? You re the ninja?"
"Now's not the time, Bonnie." Ron replies as he readies himself for what he hopes is a quick battle.
Brick, now a red fire demon, spots Ron with the lotus blade as he barked with a demotic voice "YOUR GOING DOWN, STOPPABLE!"
"I don't want to hurt you, Brick. The lotus blade will help expelled that yokai out of you." Ron states as he ran quickly towards the possessed jock as he raised his sword towards Brick as he did a swing towards him. The yokai possessing him expelled from Brick's body as the jock fell down on the ground fast asleep.
"Now for the finisher." Ron states as he kills the yokai with the lotus blade before he charges at him. The demotic yokai disappears after its defeat "Man, that was a weak one." he states as he walks towards Bonnie to check up on her, just as he spots the hooded figure across the street, before he disappears from a passing truck 'What the? Who was that guy?' he thought as he helps Bonnie up "You okay, Bon Bon?"
"I can't believe you're the ninja." Bonnie whispers as she stares wide eyes at her date. "I hope I remember this tomorrow."
"Well come on, let's head back inside so I can tip the bartender, and then we get ourselves some Wendy's to go and head home." Ron told her as he helps Bonnie up to head back to the restaurant to tip the bartender as they go home.
/
"You've lost to him again!?" Monkey Fisk yelled at his son's failure yet again.
"I am sorry dad, I should've sent in a stronger one." The hooded one responds as he begs forgiveness from his father "But if you can give me another chance-"
"I gave you enough!" Monkey Fisk yelled "I'll send in Fukishima to infiltrate the school."
"Yes my master, and unlike this child. I will not fail!" Fukishima states as he accepts his master's orders and bows.
"Yes you will. You must find a way to get to Stoppable without him seeing you." Monkey Fist orders before he leaves the room. "I'm getting tired of your failures."
/
"Ron, Bonnie you re back...early." Kim greets as she sees the still drunk cheerleader hanging on her best friend for support.
"Hiya KP." Bonnie greets as she giggles. "We're gonna share, Ron. Just like his cousin in California does with his sixteen girlfriends."
"I'm gonna put Bonnie to bed." Ron states as he leads the giggling girl to her room and Kim smells the alcohol on both of their breaths.
"Ronnie is hung like a horse" Bonnie giggles as Tara and Hope blush at her words, but they look shock when Yori just nods her head yes.
"It is true." Yori comments as Tar's and Hope's eyes widen.
"Is Bonnie drunk?" Tara asks Yori as she notices the Japanese girl's nose twitch.
"Yes, Tara-San. It seems that Bonnie-San can't handle her saki, but Ron-Kun can. We would always drink saki when we celebrate something." Yori answers the blond girl.
"Wait, you drink saki in Japan? Is that even legal?" Kim inquired as Yori looked at her.
"Don't you know Kim-san? The age of consent in Japan is 14." Yori informs cryptically as she walks in her room, leaving Kim, Tara, and Hope to stand in shock.
"Do you think it's true?" Hope asked. "Because I'm starting to like Japan."
"Yeah me too." Tara responds as she blushes. "What did Bonnie mean by sharing Ron? Should we ask her?"
"Yes. Let's get Yori, and we will go." Hope agrees as they run to catch up with the Japanese girl.
"Here you go, Bon Bon." Ron states as he sets the drunken girl in her bed. "I'll have a hangover cure ready for you tomorrow if I'm not awake then wake me up." He tells as he gives Bonnie a kiss on her forehead. "Night, Bonnie."
"Night, Ronnie." Bonnie replies as she lies in her bed and watches her date for the night leave her room.
As Ron leaves the room, he is confronted by Tara, Kim, Hope, and Yori "What do you ladies need for the Ron-man?"
"Well Ron, we want to know what Bonnie means by sharing you?" Tara inquired.
"Nothing, we just need to speak to Bonnie." Tara answered.
"A-Alright. The Ronman needs to get his hangover cure ready for Bon Bon tomorrow." Ron replies before he walks off.
"Hangover cure?" Hope questions Yori.
"Secret recipe of Ron-Kun's." Yori informs as they enter the room to see the tanned girl with her hands down her dress. "Bonnie-San." She calmly greets while the other two girls shield their eyes.
"Yori!" Bonnie yells in shock and embarrassment as she pulls her hand away and closes her legs. "Tara, Hope! What are you three doing in here!?" She demands as she fights down a massive blush that threatens to consume her face.
"We came to ask you what you meant by sharing, Ron-Kun." Yori explains as she takes a seat at Bonnie's desk.
"Share? Oh yeah that." Bonnie replied as she explains "Well I've heard that Ron has this cousin who has a lot of girlfriends, like sixteen, and I was thinking 'hey, why don't we all share him together?" She said as she gets off of her bed to puke saki in her trash bin.
"Share Ron?" Tara said in shock.
"His cousin has sixteen girlfriends?" Hope questions.
"Yep, and still counting." Bonnie responds as she fell asleep on top of Yori, using her chest as a pillow "You have a soft chest, Yori."
"Thank you, Bonnie-san." Yori replied as she place Bonnie back to bed as she lead the girls out of the room.
"So, what do you girls think?" Kim asked them "You'll be sharing Ron from now on and no one ever needs to have their heart broken." 'Wait until mom hears about this.'
"I find it to be logical." Yori answers as she yawns. "Goodnight."
"Boyfriend and my friends? I'm game." Hope comments.
"Does that mean I get to kiss Ron whenever I want?" Tara asks as everybody nods their heads yes. "Booyeah!"
"You girls have fun with that. I'm gonna have my own fun with my boyfriend tomorrow. Maybe Ron can make that dinner?" Kim states as she walks away, most likely to go to bed.
There it is. Bonnie's date. Sorry it took so long, but I was out of state for three weeks.