Yoyohello, everypeoples! I finally figured out how to add chapters. After this, it will probably be a while before another chapter, as I will shift to a previous unfinished fic: What Might Have Happened. You can find it under the Monty Python subcategory, in the Movie category. (That was a shameless plug, folks!) Oh, the disclaimer:
See chapter one.
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Everyone went outside. All they could see was a bunch of dust, until… "Look!" cried Ness. For behold, three motorcyclists were arriving. The first man was clad in a motorcycle getup (duh), with one exception: His helmet and gloves had "W" on them. Mario groaned, "Oh no, it's-a Wario." Next to Wario was a taller guy, who looked kind of like Dick Dastardly from the Hanna-Barbera cartoon, Wacky Races. On his gloves and headwear was a "Γ", or an upside-down "L". "Waluigi, too!" exclaimed Luigi. But the third was different. His motorcycle was tricked out with guns of all sorts. Master Hand explained that he was Mach Rider, one of the "old-school" fighters from the NES era or further back, like the Ice Climbers and Mr. Game and Watch. All of a sudden, a huge airship landed with a thud. 'Tis the Halberd, boarded by Meta Knight, as well as others who looked like they were from Japanese cartoons. In fact, they were from Japanese cartoons, like Naruto, Zatch Bell, Speed Racer, Astro Boy, etc. Among others included Darth Vader, a man Roy and Marth recognized as Ike (from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance), Balloon Fighter, R.O.B., and…Weebl and Bob? "But I'm tired." "Shut up, Bob. You're ruining my grand entrance." "It wasn't very 'grand' to begin with." "I'm sorry, but I don't speak 'Wanker'."
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You know the drill, folks. Read and review. But no flames, please. I recently received three flames exactly alike for three of my fics… by the same person. For obvious reasons, I have censored the cuss words. However, I'm not sure if "douche" qualifies….
"What is fxxxing wrong with you that you think people want to read this
douched-up sxxx? A severe head injury? People in your family marrying their cousins for too many years? Or are you off your meds? Because, fxxxtard: It's time to get back on 'em! The only other douches that like this sxxx are cracked-out, toothless inbreds
like you. Do humanity a favor, and go play in some heavy traffic next time you
think about telling the English language to bend over and grab its ankles, will
you? Yes? Fan-fxxxing-tastic."
See? So please: no flames. I hope that jerk receives nothing but flames for the rest of his/her life. That'll show him/her.
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CONTEST!!!
For those of you who either like Pokémon, contests, or anything else, this is for you! I am planning on writing a Pokémon fic, and I'd like for YOU to give me the names of the two main characters. Here's how it's going to work: After a while, the names that have been suggested multiple times will make it to the semifinals. These will include suggestions that are similar. Out of the semifinalists, the names with the largest number of suggestions will make it to the finals…You get the idea. Noww…REVIEW!!!