Seems a bit soon for an update, but whatever. Thank you, Zeldafan422 for your review. Now, we left off after combating Vidarr. I do not own Tales of Symphonia, however much I want to, or iPods, and the beginning is my schoolmate's trademark, I don't. Note: I am working at a Blake Shelton Concert August 11, so no updates.
Without further ado, I present: the second chapter!
Chapter 2, SUGAR IS GOOD!
"So like, I was so crazy, that they put me in a little room, and it was really soft. And under that soft stuff was concrete, and under that concrete was dirt, and in the dirt there are worms; and worms make me crazy, so yeah!" said Colette, sugar frenzied.
"Do you have earplugs?" Genis asked Kratos.
"Hmm? No," Kratos replied, busy with his iPod.
"We're gonna die!" Genis started crying (That is his low HP saying, by the way).
"I know what to do!" Lloyd said. He stuck a gigantic jawbreaker into Colette's mouth.
"Lloyd has a BRAIN?" Genis cried, stupefied (a rhyme!).
"..." was all Colette could say.
"That jawbreaker must be huge!" Kratos said.
"Lloyd," Genis said.
"Yeah?" Lloyd replied.
"YOU AREAN IDIOT! JAWBREAKERS ARE JUST HARDENED SUGAR!" Genis yelled.
"OWW! Genis! Why did you have to use Fireball?" At that moment, the author WeryJack appeared and posted a "Hang in There" sign with a kitten hanging on a rope not too far from the ground. Pow! Whap! Boom! A lame cartoon appeared, with two socks attacking each other with kendamas.
The sign was eventually removed. After finding the Sorcerer's Ring, and killing Colette's new friend, Rocky, the foursome broke the barrier, where they met Remiel, with a bunch of socks in his hand. He liked socks. "Hey, I just found where all the socks go! Behind the dryer! Oh, oh boy, um, you did not hear those last two sentences, and the things in my hand that look like socks are um, maps! Yeah! So we of Cruxis bestow the Tower of Salvation on Tethe'a... um, Sylvarant. Bye!"
After the event at the altar, Colette and Genis played tag while Kratos listened to his iPod and Lloyd listened close to his ear. After one hour, Colette had a sugar crash and Kratos already listened to every song on his iPod. So they left. Lloyd and Genis followed, but were stopped by Raine and her friend, Bob.
"Bob, sit this one out, 'kay?" Raine said to the inanimate battle axe. Raine spanked Genis' sorry ass black and blue, "You next, Lloyd," Raine kicked Lloyd so hard he hit the opposite wall of the temple. The two friends, wanting to avoid more abuse, ran away.
End Chapter 2
Sorry it was so short. It's 11:00 P.M. where I am. Review, I still need more money!