To start, we have a guest in this chapter! (Cast sweatdrops).

Colette: Oh! How many kitties did people save last chapter?

WeryJack: Two. And Blade Liger Master and Zeldafan422 saved them. (Colette hugs reviewers).

BLM (Me lazy): Gah! I WANT KRATTY! (Massive sweatdrops and black swirly thingies.)

Kratos: Someone HELP! Oh, and WeryJack owns nothing. No! Not the sock, ANYTHING but that!

CENSORED FOR PROTECTION OF CHILDREN'S MINDS

The First Mob of Fans!

After Lloyd and Genis exited the crispy House of Salvation, the two wandered the savannah to reach the desert and entering Triet. There, the two looked at a suspicious looking hole with the words 'Shape of the Chosen. She's hole-y!'. Then, the two went to the tent of a fortuneteller, where an authoress (please be female, BLM) exited with the words 'I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE KRATTY!' on her shirt.

"Oh! It's you!" she said, a hint of humor in her tone. "Go on a date with me. I kidnapped your hot friend, Kratos."

"You did WHAT?" Lloyd cried, in a dazed tone. "Fine, but I want to see him."

"NOPE!"

"Fine, I'll go," Lloyd said, defeated.

"Good... be here at... 8:00, got it?" BLM said, grinning like she just won the lottery.

"Yeah." Lloyd said.

After the Desians found Lloyd and Genis, where the two were BOTH (remember, BOTH) thrown into a cell. After stunning the guard with the Sorcerer's Ring, Lloyd rescued Genis from his cell, where they saved on WeryJack brand Save Circles (patent pending). After getting back their equipment, the two went into the room with the floating orb and two machines that looked like Legos. After they went through the tedious area, the two made it to the main office, where Botta attacked, and Colette and Raine burst in, where they defeated Botta, then left the base.

"Where's Kratos?" Lloyd asked Raine.

"He's been kidnapped," Raine said.

"It's almost 8:00!" Lloyd said, "We have to find Blade Liger Master and take her on a date to get him back!"

After the date, the four rescued Kratos. He was covered in lipstick all over his face. Lloyd almost laughed his head off, but was silent. He knew Kratos was lethal. The friends headed to the Triet Ruins, where they were ambused by fangirls, then were forced to spend the night in the (miraculously) rebuilt House of Salvation, where there was at least 5 fangirls in the same hallway. The manager confiscated Genis' kendama, though, so no more Fireball. :(

End Chapter 4

Weryjack: So, Raine, what's with Bob?

Raine: Um, he's my best friend, and I love him because he is nice to me and helps me hurt people who go near ruins.

Weryjack: Okaaaaaaaaay... well, review, or, you know the drill; a kitten dies. :( Oh, and review, so I can include you. ;) So, remember, Kratos does not like socks, and I will be busy organizing Yuan's vacation from fangirls, so don't ask for "Yuanny" yet!