I'm back! Sorry it took so long, but I have been sick all week, ready to throw up, with tension headaches. Now I worship ibuprofen. But we're off topic, we're supposed to screw up ToS, so let's start.
WeryJack: Hmm... who will do the disclaimer this time? (Cast tries to run, but WeryJack paralyzes them.) GENIS!
Genis: Fine. WeryJack owns nothing, and he will give out a secret surprise scene between the characters if he gets 10 reviews.
WeryJack: Good, go get a cookie. I need better help.
Pyromania!
The five left Triet and headed to the Seal of Fire. On the way, they fought Thieves that did not even go after them. Lame. Arriving at the seal, the group found a weird stone. Colette said that it reminded her of cheeseburgers, so she touched it while Raine was glomping the magic stone and fell into the ruin.
"I'm okay," she said.
"Dammit!" Genis swore under his breath. WeryJack appeared and placed duct tape on Genis' mouth. What a dirty mouth.
After lighting the torches, and Lloyd's ass, Genis was bored. Then they walked into the seal room.
BOSS BATTLE
Colette, Genis, Kratos, Lloyd VS Ktugach, Ktugachlingx2
Colette used Ray Thrust as a diversion so she could kiss Lloyd, then Lloyd "accidently" hit her with his Wooden Blade. Kratos did everything, doing Demon Fang to Double Demon Fang. Genis alternated casting Aqua Edge on the enemies, and Fire Ball on Lloyd. Lloyd, however, had SuperFireBallresisting armor on, and Genis stopped casting anything on Lloyd after being torched multiple times with his own spell. Kratos sliced the final enemy, killing it.
Remiel appeared. "Damn it, why can't Pronyma do this?" Genis heard him and whacked Remiel with his kendama, then cast Explosive Lance, his hybrid I made up. Remiel handed Colette a pair of butterfly wings he ripped off of a butterfly (what else?).
"I hate you daddy!" Colette screamed. She liked butterflies as much as Genis liked fire. And Genis cooked using Fire Ball spells every night. He liked FIRE!
"Fine, take the damn wings so you can revive... oh no! Bye!" He said, almost revealing the entire plot. The group left where Colette got hives so bad her face was really puffy. She couldn't taste a thing. Even Genis' Fire Ball Coffee (Patented by Sage Mages.) tasted like water. Without sugar. The HORROR!
Colette went for a walk while everyone was laughing at Lloyd getting his ass burned off from Genis' Fire Ball spell. Colette thought about the day, and then the hit she sustained from Lloyd's Wooden Blade made her black out as she saw an image of Lloyd getting torched by Fire Ball.
End chapter 5
This was more Colette's POV, but I tried not to, so review, or a kitten dies and you don't get a surprise! 8 o )