Hi everyone! I'm back, and I am REALLY

sorry I couldn't update, my Mom deleted Wordpad, anyway, everyone is going to Izoold. I am going to Florida for Spring Break, my first time in an airplane! And my birthday was March 5. This time, Raine does the disclaimer!

Raine: WeryJack does not own anyone in the story except any OC's that might come up. And I made a special cake for you! (people run away in terror) WAAAAAAH! Nobody likes my cooking!

Anyway, chapter 9

In which Lloyd's IQ drops even more

The group left the Ossa Trail, and they encountered Izoold. Lyla was glomping Max so he would deliver a letter to Aifread, and Lloyd's IQ of 37 led him to her.

"I think you are hotter than Colette," he said, Colette then hit him with shiny sharp chakrams, and Lloyd lost enough blood to boost his IQ to 100. Lloyd blacked out and died, and Kratos gave Lloyd

a life bottle and killed him again until they ran out of Life Bottles. Then they bought more and sailed to Palmacosta.

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T, guess what it means to me!" sang Genis because he was bored on the sea. Raine threw up over the side. Oh yeah, Aretha Franklin is a great singer. W00T for Aretha!!! Cyndi Lauper appeared and sprinkled magic music dust on Colette.

"Girls just wanna have fuh un! Wa ha how! Just wanna have funnnn!" she sang as she kissed Lloyd.

"Ok, enough song kids," Raine said as they pulled into Palmacosta.

"AWWWWWW!" Genis and Colette whined for 30.238706 seconds, then got over it.

As Colette's klutziness made her spill a Palma Potion, she went to the cafeteria. There, she wasn't the one who was serving. Genis was dressed in a waiter outfit, because as the manager put it, he was 'so damn cute' in it. Lloyd laughed until Genis used Lightning of PWNAGE (Indignation) on Lloyd. Lloyd lost approximately 2,336 brain cells for his mistake (2 thousand 336 brain cells). His IQ remained intact however, and now he could multiply digits in his head to the 12th power.

Genis did well on the waiter job, and received the title: College Dropout. It reads: Well, it wasn't grades, just not enough money. And now I only make 50,000 Gald a month. They returned the Palma Potion to the imposters, and headed off to the Government building.

Dorr was there, and he said he gave the Sacred Book of Holy Stuff to a blonde called Yggdrasill Femboy. The group headed to Hakonesia peak, recalling they heard that Yggdrasill was planning to sell it for femboy magazines and sadistical videos of Chosens going through the Regeneration journey. They headed off to the FAR AWAY mountain, ready for anything.

Koton was giving pass coupons away, when the group examined them, they expired 20 years ago. So Raine drop kicked him and broke his nose and he gave them a free pass instead of for 100,000,000 Gald. GO RAINE! WOOT!

So they headed to Thoda Geyser on the rickety old washtubs, Raine threw up again. She kissed the ground and threw dirt over herself to make sure she hadn't died and was on solid ground. She was overjoyed, then she saw the water. "Ohhh, I think I'm gonna fall over," she complained, and the group let her explore the area, she found an oracle stone. Colette pressed it, and a cold walkway of YUMMY chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream appeared. They entered the temple, solved puzzles, killed evil fishes named Dan, Michael, and Ian, and Remiel appeared.

"I hate this, but now, you will be able to... ah... hear and see better!" he called as he examined a script. Colette prayed, they left, and Sheena was blocked by Noishe.

Colette fell over, then the camp scene, and Lloyd tried to ask out Colette, but she refused, and batted him off. She was depressed all night, unable to sleep or taste her favorites, shortcake and beef stew. She counted the number of grains of salt in a handful of sand, and morning brought a new day for the author to mess up.

Chapter 9 done

I know it wasn't long, but I need to practice my writing, and I hope to update again soon. Review everyone, I will give you your favorite food, a Nintendo Wii, and a PS3 if you do! (Maybe)