Hello everybody. Here is another great chapter of Izzylan! This is basically spoofing the bath scene in Mulan, so expect some... suggestive things in this. But nothing too dirty. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters used in this story. They all belong to their respective owners.

Chapter 5: Bath time

It was night time at the Toon Shung Camp. And right now Izzy, she was removing her clothes, getting ready to bathe in the lake. However, Dojo didn't approve of her doing this.

"I'm telling ya, I really don't think this is a good idea. What if somebody catches you without that disguise?! You'll be toast! That's what will happen!"

Izzy pulled her hair out of the bun, letting it fall, "Just because I look like a boy, doesn't mean I have to smell like one."

"Sure a couple guys don't even rinse out their socks. But for me, I kind of like that corn-chip smell."

Dojo covered his eyes as Izzy walked by and jumped into the lake. The girl sighed as she felt fresh. "Okay, okay that's enough kid! Time to get out and dry off before you turn all pruney and stuff." Dojo told her, in which she rolled her eyes in response. "Oh Dojo. If you're so worried. Go stand watch."

"Yeah sure, just go stand watch while you take the risk of blowing your cover. Dumb hygiene, sometimes I even wonder why we even have that sort of thing in the first place."

the Rowdyruff Boys, all completely naked run past Dojo, as one of their underwear falls on his head. He immediately pulls them off, just in time to see the boys preparing to jump into the lake.

"We're doomed! There's only a few things about women I know VERY much about!"

It wasn't until Izzy heard the boys battle cries is when she noticed them being there. Taking quick action, she covered most of her face with a lilypad and tried to swim away. However, as the boys were splashing each other, Butch had noticed her. "Yo, Ping!"

Uh oh... better put on the act again. Izzy thought as she spoke in a deeper voice. "Oh... hi fellas. I didn't know you were here. I was just washing, and now I'm clean, so I'm gonna go, Bye bye!"

But Brick suddenly stops her, "Woah hold up a sec. Look I know we were jerks to you before, so I think it's best we start over and introduce ourselves properly." He suddenly spits on his hand and sticks it out. "My name's Brick."

Before Izzy could have the displeasure of shaking his hand, Boomer introduced himself. "And I'm Boomer!"

"Hi, Boomer." Izzy replied.

But Butch suddenly bumps in and introduces himself as well, "The name's Butch, self-proclaimed King of the Rock! And none of you sissies can do anything about it." He was standing on a rock, so he was exposing himself fully, as Izzy had to look away. And suddenly, Brick stepped forward when he heard his brother calling him a sissy.

"Oh yeah, I'll show you sissy. Ping and I can take ya!"

But Izzy began to swim away, not wanting to get involved. "I really don't wanna talk him anywhere..."

"But, Ping. We have to fight. Come on!"

"No we don't. We can just close our eyes... and swim around..."

"C'mon, don't be such a.." Brick suddenly let out a yelp. "Ouch! Hey, I think something just bit me."

That's when Dojo popped from under the water, looking disgusted. "I can't believe I just gone and did that!" Unfortunately, Brick had noticed him, and began to freak out. "SNAKE!"

He then began to run towards the rock, and soon joined by his brothers. Izzy then whistled for Pharfignewton to come. And come she did, as Izzy walked out of the water, with Dojo hanging on to the horses tail, still disgusted by the tastes, and as the boys were sitting on the rock.

"Some King of the Rock you are." Brick told Butch, resulting in getting pushed in the water.

Back with Izzy she was wrapped herself up in a towel while Dojo was brushing his teeth. "Whew! That was close." Izzy whispered. "Yeah.. And what I just did to save your cover was vile and gross. You owe me big time!" Dojo replied, scowling.

Izzy just sighed, "All I know is, I never wanna see a naked boy again."

As she said that, dozens of other men, all completely naked suddenly run right by her. Izzy could only stare in shock as Dojo glared again. "Hey don't look at me kid, I ain't biting no more butts."

Meanwhile, in the main tent, Squidward was discussing the soldier's 'progress' with Jake. "I've got to say, these soldiers are catching up and learning well rather fast."

Jake started to smile, until Squidward added this. "But are you still sure there ready to fight all those Toon Huns as of yet?!" Squidward chuckled. "Cause I'm very sure they wouldn't last a single minute with them."

The young captain glared, "They've all completed their training."

"But those men are no more fit than the soldiers than you are to being a captain. Cause once the general see's my report, they'll never see the battle."

Little did the two know, was that Dojo happened to hear their conversation. And apparently, he didn't like what Squidward had to say. "Oh heck no! I've worked to hard to get Izzy into this war! And that squid is messing with my plans!"

"We're still not finished, Squidward!" Jake told him.

"Watch it young man! Your father may be the general, but I am the emperor's council. And FYI, I got the job all by myself. Dismissed!"

Jake only scowled as he stormed out of the tent, and passed Izzy.

"Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch." She suggested, but he continued walking away. Izzy had to admit, he was a great person. Strict, tough, but great nonetheless. "And... for what it's worth... I think you're a great captain..."

Jake stopped walking... and softly smiled hearing her say that. But then he continued to walk away. Dojo then slithered up to Izzy. "I saw that!"

The girl stared at him, "What...?"

"You got a crush on him, don't you?"

Immediately, Izzy started to blush deeply. "Well, uh..." She didn't know what to say about this. But Dojo suddenly cuts her off. "I's rather not hear it, back to your tent?"

With that, Izzy started to leave with a smile. As for Dojo, he knew he had to do something to help Izzy as he turned to Brightly. "Come on firefly. I think it's time we took the war to our hands."

The two then wait until Squidwards leaves his tent, going off to bathe. Once he left, they rushed in, deciding to take care of this themselves. Brightly began to type out a letter, via typewriter. Seconds later,

"Okay, okay. Let's see what you got." Dojo then took the paper, and began to read it.

'Dear Son

We're waiting for the Toon Huns at the pass, it would mean a lot if you came and backed us up'.

"Hmm, not bad. But I think you forgot to put in, 'and since were out of popourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing some up!" Dojo suddenly crumbles up the paper, and tosses it away. "HELLO! This is the Toon army were talking about here! Make it sound a little more urgent, would ya?!"

Brightly then typed up another letter.

Once finished, Dojo takes it and reads it over. And immediately smiles, "Now that's what I'm talking about! Come on!"

With that, the dragon and the firefly emerged from the tent, and towards Pharfignewton. "Hey, we need a ride Pharfignewton." Dojo told her. But the horse just huffed as she walked away.

At the lake, Squidward was getting out, after a not so successful bath, due to the other boys. "Simpletons.." He muttered as they laughed at him. "For your information gentleman, I do not squeal like a girl."

But as the Squid turned, and saw a figure standing in front of him, causing Squidward to scream like a girl. The figure was Dojo and Brightly in disguise. "Urgent message from the general." Dojo spoke in a deep voice as he holds out the letter. But Squidward was in too much shock to take it.

"What's wrong, never seen black and white before?!" Dojo asked.

Now Squidward was suspicious.

"Who exactly are you?"

As he asked that, Dojo looked offended. "Pardon me?! Your asking who I am. I think the question should have been, who are you! We're in a war right now man! There's no time for stupid questions, I should just take your hat, snatch it off your head."

With that, he departed up a tree, as Squidward read the scroll.

And immediately gasps upon reading it as he heads straight to the Captain's tent.

"Captain! He have urgent news from the General. We're needed at the front!"

Dojo smiled. His work was done here for the most part.

That's when he told Brightly. "Grab the bags and pack em up, we're movin' out."

Well, it looks like Izzy will finally get her chance to fight in the army. Will it be a success, or will they come across a tragedy? We'll have to find out soon enough. So, I'll see you guys later, and don't forget to review, please. Thank you.