"Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle's Secret Love Story." The Joker reads from the Gotham City newspaper. "I'm sick of hearing about these two. Can't they just get married and shut up already?"
"Yeah, makes me wanna crash the wedding just to make em' regret making a big fuss." says Harley.
"Crash the wedding?" says the Joker. "Hmm…"
"So what's next for us, sweetie? I gotta say, I'm getting a little tired of the same ol' robberies." says Harley sitting on the Joker's desk.
Harley started looking around. She was tired of looking at the same old warehouse that they've been hiding in for the past 4 months. It smelled of cardboard and alcohol and Harley hated it. She wondered if this is how the Joker's lived his whole life and then wondered how he could stand it. She noticed the Joker hadn't said anything for a couple minutes.
"Sweetie?" Harley says.
"Shut up, I'm thinking." The Joker says.
Harley rolled her eyes and laid down on the desk, she didn't really like how he treated her sometimes but she always reminded herself of how much she really loved him and about the special connection they had.
"That's it." The Joker said after a while. "Harley! You're a genius!"
The Joker stood up which startled Harley.
"What? What'd I say?" says Harley confused.
"That's the big plan." The Joker said holding Harley's face. She always loved it when he did that.
"What'ya mean sweetie?" she said smiling.
"We crash the wedding, throw in a few explosions, and bring a few friends to finish the job for us. That is what'll catch the Bat's attention." the Joker said excitedly.
Harley sighed. Everyone in Gotham knew Batman had sacrificed himself to save the city, everyone saw it. She asked the Joker plenty of times why he thought he was still alive, but he never gave her a straight answer.
If he was alive he would've caught me in the robberies, that's why we've been doing em' for the past three months. she thought.
"Sweetie, there's no way the Bat's alive. We'd just be wasting ammo." she said standing up.
"Of course he's alive!" he yelled out furiously. Harley flinched. "Like I was saying, we crash the big wedding, I make my appearance, while you break in Wayne manor and leave a few gifts for the old billionaire, and then after it all, there's no way Batman could resist coming back." he spit out the name Batman.
"Okay, whatever you say." she says crossing her arms.
"Great, now that we're on the same page. Let's start looking for some old friends of mine." he says.
"Friends? What friends? You were in that old asylum for years." says Harley with a small laugh.
The Joker looked at Harley with a face that gave her goose bumps. She immediately regretted saying anything.
"You go to downtown Gotham and start recruiting a few people. I'll meet you here in the morning." the Joker said walking away.
Harley looked at her watch. "It'll be dawn in a couple of hours!"
"Well you better start looking then, don't you." he said with a grim voice.
Harley sighed. She grabbed a few weapons and started walking in the opposite direction. "The things I do for love." she said loudly, hoping the Joker would hear.