After the night spent at reds. harley knew it was time to go back home...and forget all about what happened with two-face. it was nothing and it had to stay nothing.

oh haaaaaarleeeey! joker said in his usual sing song voice...get your ass down here and make yourself useful! im starving!

sure thing puddin'!

harley poured a can of chunky soup into a bowl and shoved it into the ten year old microwave that was on its last leg. she set the timer for 30 min. She could hear the news portraying jokers last nights antics.

"last nights bomb threat at gotham general seems to be a hoax. the hospital was quickly evacuated and the bomb squad checked every part of the hospital with no sign of a bomb. however, we are speculating as to whether or not the bom threat was a distraction. Gothams national bank was also robbed last night, and there is a belief that the bank was the original target. We will update when we know more.

harley could hear jokers howling laughter in the kitchen.

Harley! Theyve figured it out! too bad bats didnt show up to play last night. it seems im the only one who has mastreed being in two places at once! "

once again joker howled with laughter. Joker listened for harleys laughter but it didnt come.

Harley!

no response. where was that useless waste of space when he needed her. she was always supposed to laugh at his jokes. he rose from the couch. She was gonna get a punch for making him get up. going into the kitchen he could see her gazing out of the window of the amusement park and...humming?

"beep beep beep" the microwave went off but harley made no move from the window to get his dinner like she normaly would. joker mused the situation. she was probably lost in thoughts about him of course. its ok, now she would get the real thing. joker walked behind harley and grabbed her by her hair. he pulled her head back hard and and screamed in her ear.

"my dinner is ready!"

harley was shaking. when he let go of her she grabbed his soup and put it on the table with a spoon before fleeing the room. hm..that was odd. Harley usually apologized pathetically and crawled all over him for forgiveness, and she never fled a room as long as he was in it. harley was up to something...to bad he didnt care what it was.

he grabbed his bowl and headed to the living room to eat.

"harley, your so stupid. you keep this up and hes gonna know somethin' is up" harley said to herself. She had to forget about what happened. she had to forget that tiny little spark that engullfed her when she realized he was going to kiss her. she had to get away from joker before he realized something was wrong. grabbing her phone, she dialed her only friend.

"hey red, im going back to your place'

hanging up the phone she grabbed her bag and headed downstairs. what was she gonna tell joker this time? hopefully he wouldnt ask, maybe he wont even notice she thought. she was almost at the door when she heard his voice.

"and just where are you going harley?"

"im going to reds"

he rolled his eyes

"didnt you just come from the plants house?"

harleys eyes filled with tears

"you never support me! you dont like my friends, you wont let me do a heist alone, and im not even allowed to kill the stupid bat! Im always by myself and you wont even rev up your harley anymore"

harley ran for the door and let it slam behind her. Maybe if he thought she was mad, he wouldnt question why she was leavign. Joker stared at the closed door for a moment before howling with laughter. Oh, harley was definently up to something. either that, or she was having a typical harley moment. either way he didnt care as long as it didnt mess with his plans.

joker went to his office and started working on his new plan for mayhem. maybe this time hed let harley do something fun, something she couldnt fuck up.

Harley grabbed the spare key and went into ivys apartment. It felt good to be alone, she could breathe knowing that joker would never come here looking for her, especially if he thought ivy was actually home. she grabbed ivys phone and made a call to the one other person she should be staying away from.

"im at ivys..come over?"

"no. shes not here. shes somewhere studying some plant."

"k. see you in an hour."

She hung up the phone and jumped in the shower. Her stomach had butterflies and she was nervous. She knew she shouldnt be doing this but she coulddnt help it. Maybe he would try to kiss her again. Maybe they would just be friends, like she had originally suggested. Is that what she wanted?

drying off, she threw on her favorite ratty tshirt and turned on the tv. She must have fallen asleep because the next thing she heard was a knocking on the door. She ran to it and opened it. Her heart jumped in her chest.

"hey two-fers"

two-face didnt say anything. He pushed his way into ivys apartment and closed the door and locked it behind him, before grabbing harley by her neck and kissing her deeply.

harveys voice came into his head..This feels good. too good.

two-face interjected. dont question it, just take what you can get, and dont fall for that love crap. it didnt work out so well last time.

either way two-face and harvey both agreed that being here with harley right now was exactly what they all wanted.

Harley put her arms around harveys neck and pulled him closer. His hands were raoming down her tshirt before diving under it. Then he realized she wasnt wearing underwear. She was waiting...for him...with no underwear. Two-face pulled away to grab her shirt and the hem and pull it over he head. There she stood, naked and panting, waiting for them to take her. Two-face was screaming do it now and get it out of your system, but harvey was screaming, take your time, show her your not a monster, make her love you. He would just have to do a bit of both. Two-face pulled her to his chest roughly and ran his hands softly down her naked body unti his hand reached the spot between her legs. He began carressing her and he could hear a moan beginning to escape her lips. she wanted him, no, she wanted both of them. He wanted her, now. he stripped himself of clothing and he could hear her sharp intake of breath. He let her look, giving her the option to change her mind. She gently touched his naked chest and he felt his muscles tighten, waiting for her disgust. She moved closer, so close that their bodies were touching and she rose up on her toes and kissed him. His control broke and suddenly they were on the carpet, their bodies melding together. They were both panting heavily and clawing at eachother. It was bliss. She wasnt disgusted, she wasnt telling him to stop and she was looking into his eyes as he entered her. They rode the rollercoaster together. When it was finally over, they laid together on the carpeted floor and stared at eachother. Harley knew it was wrong but she didnt feel dirty. Two-face knew it was wrong and he didnt give a shit, and harvey knew it was wrong, but staring into her eyes, he knew he was selfish. As much as he hated the stupid clown he never thought of taking his girl, and he didnt want to know what joker would do if he found out. For now though, he would take what ever harley was willing to give. He held her on the floor until they both fell to sleep.