when harley woke up, she wasnt on the floor anymore, she was in ivys bed, and on the pillow next to her was a note.

had work to do, last night was fun, call me when you want to do it again

love,

both of us

all harley saw was love. he could have just as easily signed his name, but he wrote love instead. harley re read the note until she heard the door open.

Harley?"

oh shit...it was red. harley grabbed her t-shirt and put it over her head just as ivy walked into the room.

"Dont bother getting dressed i saw two face leave like 10 min ago. he looked uncomfortable to see me. so you guys are hooking up now?"

"Red, im so sorry it just happened? I know hes your ex, I wont see him again if you dont want me to, i swear"

Ivy looked at her friend. It was true her and two face hooked up every now and then but she didnt love him and she didnt care who he messed around with. To be honest, she was happy, harley was interested in someone other than the clown. Anyone was an improvement from the clown, even if it was two face.

"harley, relax. can you next time maybe ask before you fuck my ex? i dont care, but it would be nice to have the option to say no...wait...you guys didnt...in my bed right?"

"no...on the living room floor."

"God, are you guys animals? great. i needed a reason to get new carpet...so what does this mean for you and the clown?"

"I dont know..oh red im so confused. I love joker, I mean who wouldnt? Hes strong smart hysterical and handsome" She said with a dreamy look on her face. "But im tired of being ignored and pushed around all the damn time. He takes advantage ya know? I got needs too dammit."

Ivy just listened

"Harvey is sweet and caring and when im with him I feel like i get the best of both worlds ya know what i mean? He really knows how to rough a girl up, but he knows how to be sweet too."

Ivy could see the dreamy look again, but not for the joker..Iif harley was falling in love with two face it could definently lead to trouble, joker didnt like it when other people played with his toys. she had to do something...oh for the love of...the things i do for this girl.

"whenever you want to see two face, you can use the guest room for now on, stay out of my room and off of my carpet...once i put a new one in"

ive got some bussiness to take care of stay as long as you want

Ivy decided the best option would be to get jokers attention away from harley and on to someone else...someone else like her. she just hoped she could hold her lunch down long enough get through it.

Joker had fallen asleep in his office. now his back hurt.

"HARLEY! GET IN HERE AND GIVE ME A BACK RUB!"

Joker listened for her feet running to oblige his request. When he didnt hear anything, he got up and went to the bedroom they shared. The bed was still neatly made from the morning before. Where the hell was that useless girl? Then he remembered she had thrown a tantrum the night before and went to the plants house. Great. No back rub and no breakfast. Joker walked back to his office hungry and sore to finish plotting. She would get it as soon as she came running back like she always did.

Ivy stood outside the amusement park in harleys jester cowl. It was hot and tight. Harley had better make a damn good descision about two face. She hated the idea of trying to seduce that disgusting creep just so that harley could finally have some sense. why she did these things for harley she will never know. At least if the clown had someone else to focus on, maybe he would leave harley alone to make up her mind.

"Here goes nothing" ivy thought out loud.

ivy walked up the amusement park entrance and into the hideout. she could spot where the joker and harley were living from where she stood. walking up the dirty stairs, she saw what look to be a living room. the could looked like it used to be green but was more of a brown color now. the tv was small and had aluminum foil covering it. nice. She walked toward the kitchen and immediatly wanted to leave. it was dusty and the microwave looked like a home made bomb then something you would used to cook food. She could tell harley had tried to make the place home but not much could be done. She walked toward the back room. The first room looked like a bedroom. The bed was neatly made and the clothes were hanging. It wasnt as bad as the rest of the house she supposed. There was one more room and the door was closed. So, either joker was in there or he wasnt home at all, either way she had to prepare herself, she didnt know what lay behind that door. She stood in front of it with her eyes closed. she took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

joker heard the knock on the door but he chose to ignore it. it was probably harley, and he was too busy to beat her now. she would have to wait till later for her beating.

another knock

"go away harley. im busy"

the knock came again

wait a min..harley never knocked. She usually just barged in the place with her annoying voice and her neediness. He went to the door and opened it. Joker stared at the sight in front of him. It certinly looked like harley, and it was dressed like harley, but it wasnt harley. He could see the green eyes that contrasted harleys baby blues. He circled around the imposter standing in front of him.

"my my, what haaaave we heeeeere? I see A harley, but not THE harley."

When he faced her once more, he grabbed her by the throat and shoved her against the wall. To his surprise the harley wanna-be didnt flich. She just wrapped her legs around his waist. My what a pleasant little surprise. He grabbed a hold of the jesters hat and pulled it off, and ringlets of red curly hair came tumbling out. Joker let go and began laughing hysterically.

When he finally stopped grabbing his sides he looked at ivy.

"That was a good joke plant. You pulled a fast one of the greatest joker alive. what can i do you for... I mean you went through all this trouble to get my ttention and you succeeded in amusing be something...big! I can at least listen to what you have to say."

"me."

"you what?"

"you can do me"

He stared at ivy before chuckling. He was getting impatient.

"ok jokes getting old..very quickly. What do you want"

"im not joking. I want you."

He mused the situation in front of him for a moment. He was pretty sure when it came to ivy that all things naughty were plant related. Ivy was dressed in harleys costume, begging him to take her. One of three things was going on 1. ivy really wanted him was up to something or 3. ivy wanted to break him and harley apart. The first was not completely out of the question, he was pretty irresistable. Ivy had already tried the third more than once, she knew better than to think it would work. Besides she would never go to these lenghts. So that left the question as to what exactly harley was up to. But...he would play ivys little game for awhile, just for laughs, then he would decide what to do about harley.

"I thought you and harley were friends...oh, no, BEST friends."

"We are. this changes nothing between her and I"

"If harley finds you here trying to seduce me, she'll kill you. You know how...clingy...she can be. She doesn't like daddy to play."

Ivy almost gagged.

"Who's going to tell her?"

"I might, just for a giggle or two"

He got close to her, their faces were close enough that he could kiss her. Instead, he whispered

"Or maybe ill make you my dirty little secret and take what you offered me"...

ill be updating soon! however, this is the last chapter for now. Enjoy! and please review!