[Author's POV]

[Note: Guy guyz GUYZ! Please just allow me to do this! Even just once I really want to make fun of these dweebs so please just let this chapter be! Thank you!]

Morning light creeped slowly from the small circular window of the now inhabited room. Our little other worlder— Hermes or now has finally been declared as Valor (Hermes: Eeekkk! It's still creeping me you know?!)—shifted himself away from the annoying light. He always bore the same question every morning and right now it hasn't changed even a bit. How the hell can other people wake up so early in the morning? But still, the question was left unanswered throughout the years of his life…

*BAM BAM BAM!*

What was that?! That explosion just now?! It surprised the teen greatly that made him jump from his position with eyes like dinner plates.

"OI! GTF OUTTA THERE BEFORE I KICK OFF THE DAMNED DOOR! YOU HERE ME YOU SHIT?! GET *BAM!* THE FUCK *BAM BAM!* OUT OF THERE! *BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!*" life is surely hard, even at sleep. Valor's sight started to go drowsy and wanted to have another with sleep but the door suddenly slammed open, ah, more over wrecked open by our sadist captain—Kidd

"MORNING MOTHER FU—"

"TO HELL WITH IT!" Valor threw the mortar he used last night and it landed at his face (Reference: Accuracy Lvl. 6 Ch.5).

Kidd fell on the wooden ground and held his face to somehow ease the remaining pain while an eye was peeking between his fingers to glare at the attacker of his

"You little— Urgh! Never mind! At least you got stronger! Last time, you couldn't even lift a finger on me!" yeah, because he never intended to.

—_—

Surely, Valor was still too tired to do anything. But this annoying voice is waking up his sleep and he needs to shut it up before the tiredness wears off

"adsfasdaeasd… asdfsdfa— Akisaki~san asdaasda…" his speech was barely recognizable but surely he was bad mouthing at Kidd. He went back to his sleep and snored loudly that made a vein pop on Kidd's head

"You little shit…" he tried his best to remain calm. Today was a day that Kidd shouldn't ruin. He already considered the brat to be useful (yeah, because he got the wine from Killer and liked the drink) so he will train the kid to become stronger. He doesn't want a weakling in his crew after all.

"Killer, get me some sea water…" question: why would Eustass Captain Kidd chose sea water? Because… water from the ocean is as cold as fuck when it's morning *distant laughter from the author*

"Here…" Killer lent a bucket full of water and watched his captain in amusement. Kidd wore a wicked grin while raising the bucket at the poor sleeping figure of our fragile fragile Valor…

"I said…" he threw the water to Valor that successfully woke him up with a jolt "WAKE UP MOTHER FUCKER!" he shouted on the kid's hear that almost made the poor guy pass out. The ones who were watching outside roared in laughter while Valor looked around with a confused innocent look. He looked like he was about to cry

"K-kidd..?" yup, he was totally going to cry. Kidd just smirked at the broken reaction of the brat

"What? You gonna call your mommy?" still confused, Valor looked at him

"B-but I don't have one…" then silence was evident to the room. When Valor finally woke up, he realized his situation and kicked kid at the—

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Leg. LOLZ!

"ASDASDFSDF! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME?!" Valor shouted at him with tears threatening to leave his eyes. Of all the time, why early in the morning? From all the pain that Kidd gave him, this was the worst. He swore that he will get his revenge from the sadist.

"Fucker… Already up? If not, I'm throwing your food on the sea…" in an instant, Valor stood up and ran towards the kitchen even though he was freezing wet. First thing is first, and that thing is food.

"KILLER~NII!" he slammed the kitchen door open in his arrival

"What?" Killer, who tapped him on the back, made Valor jump away from him.

"K-k-killer~nii?! How did you get there?!" Killer sweat dropped at Valor and shrugged

"Well, I was practically here in the first place. And yes, your food is safe. Get it before Kidd messes up with you." Then he hurriedly went to the table and ate whatever was in there

"Hey guys have you seen—WTF?!" Wire practically leaped away from the monster devouring the weird ass IDK looking blob fish that was supposed to be researched by him. He looked at the kid with a horrified face and looked at Killer

"Oi, are you sure it will be safe for us to let the kid join?" Killer shrugged

"I'm also doubting that myself…" they both nodded at each other as they try to hold on their puke from watching.

"Oi… Valor…" Valor jolted at the name and had goose bumps

"WUT?" he looked at Killer while stuffing the remaining food on the table (OMG HE ATE THE BONES! O_O)

"Nevermind… you already ate it anyway…" he turned his back and went to Kidd who was making his was slowly to the kitchen

"The brat?"

"He ate the weird thing…"

"… weird thing? You mean that shit looking blob?"

"Yeah…"

"That's fucking insane…" Killer nodded

"Yeah, I bet he'll eat us next when our food stock is sent to his stomach…" Kidd 'tsk'-ed and entered the kitchen with his cocky grin to greet the brat

"Heh! It's time to— What the hell are you doing?" Valor froze and stopped mid way from doing whatever he was doing. Actually, he was going to try eating the weird mushroom inside the fridge but Kidd has caught him red handed

"AHHHH! I'm caught!" he shouted

"I AM HERE OI!" Heat wacked his head getting Valor's attention

"Oh? You're there Heat~sempai…"

"YOU PRACTICALLY IGNORED ME DIDN'T YOU?!" Killer, who was viewing from afar, chuckled at the energeticness of the crew. He and Kidd talked about something this morning and they decided to train the brat more so that they could make use of him. But if it doesn't work, they'll throw him out. But to see him interact with them like this, his stay might be worth it. Remember okay? MIGHT (tsundereeeeee….)

"OI DON'T JUST IGNORE ME TOO YOU SHIT! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND START GETTING READY FOR A SPAR!" with that said, Valor's eyes sparkled. It was kind of creepy but at least he done Kidd's order.

Today is the start of the new Valor. With Kidd and the crew, would he be able to start anew experience and discover the worldly secrets together?

/TO BE CONTINUED/

If you guys asked why I just made a gag, well… I just got bored all of the sudden with no urge to write at all. But suddenly, I found a solution which was this. So yeah, forgive me for LOLing around with my OC's and the others. Don't worry, my writing will return back next chapter. But for now, let's not be too serious. Love you all!

—June_Venoia(Anoia)