[Valor]
It's already evening, everyone is sleeping peacefully. Well, that includes me and Kidd. But of course, since I experienced babysitting when I was still a kid, I expected something to happen. But instead of being a good guy I am, I'll let everyone share the same pain I'll be feeling *insert horrendous evil laugh here*
"Ugnhh..! Uhhh.. uuhh..! *hic* uuuuhhhhh…" Oho! Here it is, he's starting to wake up. I took the den den mushi and placed it near to babbu Kidd's body
"uuhhhh… UUUWWWAAAA! WAAAHHH WAAHHHH!" his crying sound was heard throughout the whole place. I heard some crashing sounds that makes me want to laugh out loudly.
If you all wonder what I did to make this noisy mess, I want you all to know this first: I'm NOT a kind person who will just take care a baby without a pay or consolation. That why the crazy person I am now wants to take revenge at the whole crew for no reason. Well~ I didn't really do anything BIG yet. I just installed some mini den den mushi I stole from Kidd's room and placed it on EVERYONE'S room without being noticed. It's fun though, 'cuz right now, they are really panicking outside while I'm trying not to laugh my ass out.
"OI! VALOR! GET THAT FREAKING KID SHUT UP! WE CAN'T SLEEP HERE!" Pffffft! They didn't even notice that it was the installed den den mushi that made Kidd's voice loud. I simply just ignored him for a little while and watched Kidd crying.
Waaahhh
Waaaahhhh
Waaaaahhhhh
He's so cute!
I picked him up and patted his back to calm him down. I placed him on top of his bed and took out a clean white cloth from his cabinet (Lolz, he'll get killed once Kidd learns about this…) and placed it next to the crying baby
"Wit's ok there babbu Kidd~ Nana Her— Ahem— Valor is going to take care of you now~" I took the powder from his cabinet and now got the baby up.
"Okay~ Imma wipe up your wittle ass 'cuz it's dirty! Aaannnddd there~ Wittle Kiddsy is all cleaned up! Now to dry you up!" I wiped his butt with a towel and now returned back to his bed.
Oh yeah, I forgot to say. Since I am in-charge of taking care of Kidd, I am allowed to sleep in his room and use ANYTHING. Well, that's what Killer~nii said
"Yosha! Now Kiddsy is all dried up!" I took the powder and gently put some on Kidd to avoid rashes on his fragile skin. His sobs started to disappear making me smile
"Awww~ Cute wittle Kiddsy has stopped crying! You are so brave~" then I finally gone to the last step which was putting this piece of cloth on him. He started to make a face as if he wants to cry so I leaned further with a big wide smile
"Aw nunununuh bebeh~ Don't cry~ Babbu Kidsy is a very brave boy right?" he looked at me with teary eyes and started to reach for my hair
"Ahhh… You really like touching my hair, huh? You would always grab it whenever you are pissed off. But now that you are cute and little, I can let you touch it~" he grabbed my hair and started pulling it. He smiled and giggled. So he does like my hair
"Um! Now time to sleep!" I carried him up and swayed while humming a melody that slowly made Kidd drift to sleep
[Normal]
Its morning already but everyone is still dead tired from lack of sleep. Well, they know who to blame… It was KIDD! Their very own captain! Because of Bonney attacking them and making their captain a kid, they have to injure everything and hope that he would get back to normal.
"Unyah~ Babbu Kiddu~ Stop pulling my hair already~!" and there he goes again. For some reason, the only one who enjoys this was Valor. Maybe he has a soft spot for kids?
"Uhhhh… UWWWAAAA!" everyone covered their ears in the noise and glared with their tired eyes. Someday… SOMEDAY they will throw out this babified captain of theirs.
"Shhh~ shhh~ Tahan babu~ tahan~" they probably didn't understand what he said but the Kidd stopped crying and looked at Valor
"Good boy~ Kidd is so brave~" then Kidd clung into him like he really needed to. Everyone looked at the baby suspiciously and then a loud *DING! Got them
"That's… monopoly… he's trying to deceive Valor with his 'babu' form…" the other nodded in agreement
"No matter which angle you look unto it, he still acts like our normal Cap't… Only that he's a bit more childish… So, yeah… he's trying to monopolize the poor newbie…" again, they nodded in agreement
"Oi, you… Try touching the kid's hair…" one pushed someone
"No way! I don't want to hear that brat of a captain of our crying!"
"C'mon! Just try!"
"Argh! Alright! Alright!" then he slowly got near to Valor that was seen by the Babbu
"Yo, Valor! What do you use on your hair?" he was about to touch the teen's hair but Babbu Kidd cried lowly making both of them jump
"Noa, noa~ You got scared of your own men? Poor Kiddsy~ Go punch him!" he lifted Kidd towards the pirate and started swinging his arms towards him with a grumpy face
" .HA! What's up Cap't? Can't throw a punch?" he taunted and leaned forward to let the baby punch him but instead, a punch from Valor was received on his face that knocked him out
"WAAAHH! Look Kidd! Look! Your babbu punch was suuupeeer effective! YAY~! Babbu Kiddsy is so strong!" Kidd cheered with Valor and started smiling and giggling. Everyone just sweat dropped and looked at their fallen companion
"Well… that was unexpected…"
"Yeah… to think he'll do that for a baby… That's seriously going to be bad for us…" then they all agreed each other
[Sometime in that day…]
Killer was sleeping on the chair without his shirt. He was also tired like everyone else in the ship and wanted to get some nap. But right now, there was an evil plan that would seriously wake him up for sure
"Zzzzz…" Valor tried his best not to laugh while slowly putting Kidd into his lap. Kidd looked at him with his confused babbu look and raised his arm wanting to get carried again
"Shhh..! It's feeding time now so we will 'borrow' milk from Killer~nii…" his devilish grin couldn't get any wider and pointed at Killer's exposed nipple
"Now do nom nom…" Kidd, who was still on his babbu form, obediently followed Valor's order and bit on Killer's nipple.
In an instant, Killer jolted awake and threw the poor baby in the air that was successfully caught by Valor. He looked at the running teen who was laughing loudly with a murderous intent and chased them both away…
[Sometime in that day…]
Heat was tiredly separated the crews clothing for washing. He was today's duty on the washing area and now he has to deal with a week's clothes. He grabbed every clothes that his hands reaches and threw it to the other side. He kept continuing this until something unfortunate happened…
*SPLAT!*
Oh god no…
He closed his eyes hoping that it was only a dream. Yeah, a dream, that's right. Maybe he was just too tired and was imagining things. But when he opened his eyes with hope, only to see a diaper full of shit on his hands.
Oh god… please kill me…
[Sometime in that day…]
Valor had to do a very urgent business in the toilet and left Kiddsy to Wire for awhile. He agreed since he had nothing to do. And besides, he can't just trust his Cap't to someone who just joined days ago
"… Cap't Kidd…" the babbu looked straightly at him with a grumpy babbu expression
"Are you doing good?" Kidd nodded his head and reached his arms to him
"Hmmm… So you can understand us, huh?" Wire pulled him up to his arms and let Kidd hold his ears to balance himself
"Uhm!" he chuckled and started to move around to please his babified captain. Kidd made a pleased giggled and started pulling Heat's ears
"What is it Captain?" he slowly pulled Kidd from his shoulders and placed him on his arms
"Uhhh..! Waaayyiii..! Waaaahhyyeeiiii..!" he smiled at his Captain who was trying his best to say his name and patted at his head
"Yes Cap't? Are you calling for me?" he relentlessly tugged the rim of his coat with a whining look
"Waaaiiillleeeewww…" he looked confused
"Wailew? Ahhh, you mean Valor?" he nodded while looking at the cloth he was tugging
"You want me to call him for you?" he nodded again and looked back at Wire
"As you wish…" they both went to the door of the toilet and knocked the door softly
"Valor, Kidd already wants to be with you."
"GO AWAY! I'M DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT!"
Wire looked at his pissed babbu captain
"What are you doing in there anyway?"
"What else should I do in here?!"
"If you don't go out now, I'll wreck the door open…" he said jokingly. He was shocked when a soap was thrown to the door that made a hole by the already rampaging teen
"FOR F**KS SAKE! I'm F**KING S**TING IN HERE! CAN'T I REALLY GET A MOMENT OF PEACE HERE?! IF YOU DON'T LEAVE I'LL THROW THESE—"
"I guess we should just leave him for awhile Cap't…" Kidd nodded and they both left the broken door
[Sometime in that day…]
It's already afternoon and they have now prepared for lunch. It would've been normal if it wasn't for the cute bonding between their Captain and Valor
"Nao say aaahhh~" Kidd looked away not wanting to eat what he was being fed. Valor made a pout and tried even more
"Awww, Babbu Kiddsy doesn't want to eat banana? We don't have milk in the ship you know…" and he looked at Killer who was making a menacing glare with a ridiculed smirk
"C'mon babbu~ Here's the airplane~ Ahhhh~!" finally Kidd chomped at the spoon that made Valor cheer
"Yay~!" everyone sweat dropped at them
"What the hell is an airplane?" asked one pirate
"I dunno…"
"K"
The day has ended and everyone withdrew to their rooms to get comfort from sleep. While Valor, who was already dead tired, tried to stop Kidd from crying too much.
"Ssshhh~! Why are you crying babbu?" he smooched Kidd's head and swung around to get the baby calm down. There wasn't really wrong with Kidd. He wasn't hungry, his diapers are dry, he was not sick. He was not feeling sleepy and wants to be entertained. But Valor can't do that much, he was too tired. But with his amazing patience to babies, he was able to smile at the spoiled baby
"Hmmm~! Hmmm~! Hmmm~!" he started humming a song
[Oyasumi no Uta – Kaito]
"Kyou ga shizuka ni owari o tsuge
Oto mo naku ashita ga hajimaru
Tsukareta karada o yasuragete
Yukkuri oyasumi
Anata to deatta
Hajimari no hi kara
Watashi ni miseru yokogao wa
Itsumo ashita o mitsumeteiru
Hitamuki na manazashi
Isoganaide
Dare ka ni katsu hitsuyou nado nai
Anata no koto o
Aisuru hito wa kitto iru
Kasuka ni iki o tateteiru
Anata no odayaka na negao o
Ashita mo miraremasu you ni
Yukkuri oyasumi
Anata to utatte kurasu hibi
Umaku ikanai ame no hi ni
Anata wa jibun no sei da yo to
Watashi ni waratta
Omoi tsumenaide
Watashi wa totemo shiawase dakara
Kanawanakutemo
Yume wa utsukushii no dakara
Kumori hitotsu naku kagayaita
Anata no massugu na egao o
Ashita mo miraremasu you ni
Yukkuri oyasumi
Ashita e... oyasumi"
Now that the song ended, Kidd was already sound asleep making Valor chuckled and yawn. Gently, he placed Kidd on the bed beside him and kissed his forehead
"Goodnight… Kidd…"
/TO BE CONTINUED/
I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BUT I INISHED THE CHAPTER TODAY *clicks the caps lock off* I was supposed to practice today but I back out because I can't dance so I just wrote this chapter and there we are! Anyway, for those people who wants to know about the sudden character Isora… well…
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So there you have it! You'll understand why I said that when everything gets into place. Anyways, the next chapter will arrive either tonight or tomorrow. Hope you all enjoyed the chapt!
—June_Venoia(Anoia)