In the Cage (With Sam, Adam, Michael, and Lucifer)

by Ynnealay

Inside of Lucifer's cage, Sam and Adam try to survive the experience of being trapped with the two archangels who are now demanding to be taught how to play chess and bingo, among other things. How many days will go by before they've had enough?

4. No Way In Hell

Day 15:

As nice as it was to have a huge chess set, it was more than slightly off putting to have Dean's lifeless corpse staring at Sam, and Adam's mother's corpse staring at him. Then there was dead Bobby, a weird limp version of Castiel (Who Sam supposed was actually Jimmy Novak since it was the Cage and if it was actually Cas, they would be able to see his true form…), and a host of Adam's friends who were mangled, and various other people dead.

"I have an idea." Sam said overly cheery, as Lucifer moved piece on the board (Mary Winchester's charred body), "Why don't you play bingo instead?"

It should have crossed his mind that if neither archangel had known how to play chess, there was no way in Hell – well, actually, they were in Hell, so… – that they knew how to play bingo. But the words were already gone.

"What is bingo?" Michael asked as he sacrificed Adam's prom date (a pawn) to expose Dean (Lucifer's queen).

"Um…" Adam shot Sam a skeptical look, "We'll teach you."

Day 16:

Sam and Adam tried to teach the archangels how to play bingo.

Day 17:

The archangels built a bingo room, which was Hellish in the fact that it was a bingo room.