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Thursday 13th August

9:30am

Aaargh my life is full of merde and poo.

9:31am

I mean honestly, my parents just don't understand how important my life is right now! I have just settled with my uber marvy and gorgey boyfriend Mr Dave the Laugh Biscuit, I have an uber fabby Ace Gang for friends and kiwi-a-gogo is just poo.

9:32am

I must devise a devious plan…..

RoRo's Bedroom

10:01am

"Gang, I called this emergency Ace Gang meeting for a reason. My olds have decided to move to Kiwi-a-gogo land at the end of the month."

Ellen said "What…uuurrrrm…and are they like…..taking…..you with them?"

How unbelievably dim of her. "Yes Ellen."

*Sniff sniff*

"WHAT? YOU'RE MOVING TO THE LAND OF KIWI-A-GOGO?!" Rosie

"Yes Rosie, and if you haven't noticed I am vair vair upset about it."

Rosie smiled deviously. "We need a sehr gut plan…"

My Bedroom

12:09pm

So, after many tears, hugs and midget gems all round we decided that on desperate measures,
I MUST GET PREGGERS!

RoRo decided this, after we agreed dying my hair pink wouldn't persuade my olds.

Now all I have to do is tell Dave…

A.N: Oh yes, by the way, Gee is reaching 17 soon