DISCLAIMER: I dont own the characters and stuff, much as i wish to, but i do own the plot...
Saturday 15th August
11:00am, on phone to Dave
"Gee, why are you going to try and get preggers?" I smiled to myself.
Oh bloody buggering poo, Radio Jas has been at it again.
"I'm not going to, Sir Biscuit, it's just the Gang's plan that, unknown to them, will NOT HAPPEN."
"Gut, gut, chill your pants, I shall persuade your not-so-willing parents, don't worry your nungas off Gee. I, Davey Davio the Laugh, Boyfriend to Sex Kitty, will not let them go through with their most evil plans. You and your basoomas are too worth it..." Cheeky cat, he's making vair personal comments.
"I do luuuurve you Davey"
"I luuurve you too, Kittykat."
11:05am
He put the phone down on me. Evil biscuit. Ah well, at least i will be able to carry on with life, learning all about the little Kochs and big Kochs of this wonderful world...
5:00pm
Jazzy spazzy just phoned me from a phonebox she was in with Jools. Ooo-er. I could hear muffled sobs in the background. There is an emergency Ace Gang meeting at the clock tower in ten minutes.
5:04pm
Six minutes to do full makeup and hair.
5:07pm
Dashed out the door with the 'just tumbled out of bed' look.
"I'm just off to homework club dad" he fell for it, again.
5:10pm
Just arrived at the clock tower. The sobbing was Rosie. She is vair vair upset. Midget Gems all round...