Dave's POV

Sunday 16th August

11:00pm

Right. Somehow I need to convince Kittykat's parents into not moving to kiwi-a-gogo land in September...

The biscuit is stuck for ideas. He shall call Rolland, his trustworthy friend...

11:02pm

"ROLLAND!"

"DO NOT CALL ME BLOODY ROLLAND!" he screamed "WHAT DO YOU WANT AT THIS UNEARTHLY HOUR? MUTTI IS GONNA KILL ME!"

"look, I just need ideas on how to convince Gee's mutti and vati on her staying in billy shakespeare land." he is sooooooo stupid...

"ok... why dont you get..." he broke off...l.

A.N dundundaaaaaaaahhhhhh