Now let's see. Minnie Mouse and some bows are in the front and Minnie has her back to me on the other side. So I put Minnie that's facing me on the front.

Bakura slipped on the pull up on the little girl in front of him with some satisfaction that he finally figured out how to put the make believe underwear on the squirmy girl standing in front of him. He heard something crash in the living room and Raven go "Oopsie." But he ignored it for the moment while he dressed April. Once he slipped her shoes on, both her and him went out of the bathroom, Bakura much slower since he had to pick up clothing and the diaper bag.

When he entered the living room, Bakura discovered Raven jumping on the couch happily with her sister. He looked down next to the couch and found the girl had knocked over and broke the vase of flowers that once sat on a coffee table. Both girls looked at him and giggled.

"Remind me when I see Ishtar to kill him." He told the two as he collapsed on the couch in between them.

"Die!" Raven cried.

"Die!" April echoed and then both girls began giggling anew as they jumped.

Bakura smirked, "Yes, Malik's going to die. Die a horribly evil death that only horribly evil people like myself would ever think of."

Raven stopped jumping and sat down next to him then asked, "Why?"

"Because he stuck me with you two diaper demons."

"Why?"

Bakura glared at her, "Because he hates me, we have a long detailed past where we hate one another."

Raven innocently cocked her head and smiled, "Why?"

He pressed his fingers to his temple and growled, "Just because."

"Why?"

Must not banish annoying child to the shadow realm….Eighty dollars…

April, noticing her sister found something more fun to do, plopped down on the other side of Bakura and joined in on the game.

"Why no Shadow Realm?" she inquired.

"Wah!!" their babysitter screaming jumping to his feet and staring at the littlest girl. "How? What?"

Both girls giggled.

"Kura funny!" Raven said to April. Her sister nodded.

"Wanna watch Wiggles?" Raven asked her sister. April nodded as Bakura stared at them both bug eyed. Raven turned to their babysitter and said, "April wanna watch Wiggles."

Bakura frowned and mouthed Wiggles?

April nodded and whined, "Wanna watch Wiggles."

She began to pout and big tears soon began to run down her face. Raven looked up at him helplessly and Bakura ran an angry hand through his spiky long hair.

"Hold on one moment and stay put. I'm going to see about those Wiggles for you."

He raced off toward Ryou muttering about mind reading one year olds and their stupid Wiggles.

"Ryou! I need your help." Bakura shouted busting into Ryou's room. His hikari turned around from his homework and waited for Bakura to explain.

"What in Ra's eternal name is Wiggles?"

"It's a TV show on the Disney channel." Ryou answered promptly. "Sometimes when Barney isn't on my cousins watch that instead."

Bakura nodded, "And the Disney channel is where?"

Ryou got up from his desk and went downstairs followed by his yami. Downstairs both girls began whining again about Wiggles when they saw both boys. Ignoring them both, Ryou turned on the TV and switched it over to the Disney channel where luckily there was Wiggles.

"When this is over turn it over to the PBS station, that's 364 to you." Ryou explained as the two little girls squealed in delight over their favorite show. "I spotted a Barney marathon that ought to keep them happy."

"I owe you!" Bakura said as his hikari went back upstairs to do his homework. Once he was out of sight, Ryou smiled mischievously.

"Oh, I don't know about that…" he murmured innocently.

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"In a Wiggle World, a Wiggle world…"

"You actually like this crap?"

"Shh"

"Don't shh me. I'm an evil tomb robber that's going to rule the world someday."

"Shh!"

"Not you too!"

"Batura, hush." April told him. "I watch Wiggles."

"You watch Wiggles." Bakura muttered crossing his arms in front of him. He continued to watch the singing and dancing men for a moment more before he got up and went to go sharpen a few knives. Knives……. Ohhhhhhh.

It wasn't until he just got this beautiful German butcher knife to the right sharpness before he realized he wasn't alone in the kitchen.

"What you doin'?"

Bakura looked down at his feet and saw two big blue eyes looking up at him through bangs of blond.

"I would be sharpening a knife." He replied.

"Why?"

Bakura glared at her, "Don't start that again with me. I'll send you to the Shadow Realm before you can blink those eyes."

"I don'like Sadow Realm. Mawik sent me and April there. It dark." Raven told him matter of factly. "Then Malik came and yell at Mawik and took me and April home to Momma."

"Marik? You've met him?"

Raven nodded, "He would have babysit today but Ice said 'NO!'"

Bakura chuckled, "Yeah, Isis is that way."

"I not mind Mawik babysit. I not mind Ice babysit but they say NO so Kura babysit!" she began to laugh.

"So let me get this straight, Malik asked his yami—er Marik to babysit you and your sister and he said no."

Raven nodded.

"And Malik asked his sister, Isis, and she also said no."

Again Raven nodded.

"So desperate for a babysitter, he asks me and now I'm stuck with you."

Raven smiled and nodded.

Bakura smirked and threw up his hands, "Perfect! Absolutely perfect!"