The Wiggles were changed to the Barney marathon promptly after the credits. But the girls had a different plan for their babysitter.
"Kura play house." Raven said firmly and behind her April nodded. He looked over at the two girls who stood in front of him.
"Don't you want to watch Barney like good little demons?"
"Batura play house." April replied as she took his hand while her sister took his other and both began to drag the teen to his feet. Once he climbed up the girls led him into the kitchen where they grabbed a pink apron.
"You be the mommy and we be the babies." Raven told him holding out the apron to him.
Bakura gave her and the apron a hard look, "There is no way I'm playing this game with you two."
He turned to leave, dragging the two girls with his when he felt ten little teeth sunk into his flesh. Bakura jerked his hand free of April's mouth and began swearing in multiple languages. From Ancient Egyptian down to Yiddish.
"Why did you bite me!?" Bakura shouted at her.
Big tears began to fill April's eyes. Her lips began to quiver and then she let out a big sob. Soon the sobbing warped into full-blown screams and cries. In defense of her defenseless sister, Raven pinched Bakura, gaining a deadly glare.
The sound of pounding feet soon could be heard and then Ryou burst into the kitchen. He saw April crying and took her into his arms.
"Hey, why are you crying?" he murmured laying her head down on his shoulder.
"She bit me and I yelled at her." Bakura told his hikari who sat down in a chair with April, Raven at his side.
"Batura!" the littlest girl cried and began snubbing. Raven again came to her little sister's defense and pinched Bakura and got her hand slapped. Then she too began to cry.
"Kura slap me!" she whined as she climbed into Ryou's lap. She turned and shouted at him, "Kura! Go away!!"
Bakura threw up his arms and began pacing in front of the three, "Fine I will!"
April's cries grew in volume and Ryou groaned.
"After this I think Malik should get Isis to baby-sit these two." Ryou said to his yami over the crying.
"Can't. She refused along with Marik." Bakura replied with a smirk. "Not that I blame them."
Ryou's eyes bugged out, "Marik's babysat Raven and April?"
The yami nodded, "Sent them to the Shadow Realm too."
"Tough kids. I still have nightmares from our stint."
Bakura glared at him as his hikari attempted to comfort both children. But every time Ryou thought he made progress with one, the other would begin crying once more about a real or imagined crime that Bakura committed.
Speaking of committed, Bakura was thinking he should be committed for ever thinking he could baby-sit two little girls for even one second. Especially Raven and April.
"Batura!" April cried and then committed the worst crime a child could ever commit against their baby-sitter or his hikari: she wiped her nose on Ryou.
"Ewww!" Ryou cried as Bakura thanked his gods that it wasn't him and began laughing. Both girls thinking their baby-sitter was laughing at their pain began to howl louder in Ryou's arms.
"Would you help me?" Ryou shouted over the girls' cries. "I'm not even getting paid for this!"
"No, but thank Ra I am." Bakura replied and began to pry April off his hikari. April wouldn't let go, so the yami tried to peal Raven off. No cigar.
"Back in my days, there was an saying 'Spare the rod and spoil the child'. What these two need is a good swift swat with a rod."
"What you really need is a crowbar, not a rod."
Something inside the evil yami's mind clicked and a devious smile crossed his features. He looked at Ryou and the light knew something was very wrong.
"Who do we know has a Rod?" Bakura inquired mildly.
"We're not spanking these girls." Ryou replied. Upon hearing the word spank, the girls became even louder than before.
"No fool, think! What am I wearing?"
"The Millennium Ring."
"Good. What does Marik own?"
"The Millennium R…Bakura you can't be serious." Ryou exclaimed with realization.
"I'm perfectly serious. Grab the kids' coats, we're all going on a field trip."
Ryou tried to rise to his feet and shout No! But he forgot two little girls each weighing about thirty pounds were currently sitting in his lap. What ended up happening was him falling back in the chair with a cry of No and the said chair collapsing under him.
With a new reason to cry, both Raven and April wiped their noses on Ryou and screamed.
"Let's go." Ryou said flat.