Hello peeps and here's chapter 4. Please read and review. So far Hiccup is about ready to get his butt pounded. But will he be able to convince he group not to beat the tar out of him?

Hiccup didn't know what to do, the leader stepped up behind him and pushed him to the ground. The leader held a knife to the back of his throat. Hiccup gulped in fear. The leader spoke loud and proud.

"Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a cross dresser on our hands," he pushed on Hiccups head.

"Let me go or else," said Hiccup in a muffled voice.

"Or else what," said the leader evily.

Hiccup was able to turn his head enough to see the man and recognized who he was. Not as a loud proud man but as someone that would save his ass about now. The killer.

"I know who you are, Hiccup told me," said Hiccup smiling.

"Ha, who do you think I am," said the group leader.

"A mhmmm," was all Hiccup could say before his face was plunged into the soft earth.

"What was that you little creep," said the killer smiling.

Astrid woke up bothered by, that's it, she doesn't know what. Something told her to go find Penelope. Penelope was freaky girl, who would want to mess with her. She did give off that feeling she wasn't a girl. It was strange how much she knew about Hiccup. She stopped dead in her tracks, Penelope knew so much about Hiccup not because she was psychic, Penelope was Hiccup! She smacked her head for not seeing it.

"Astrid you are so stupid," she said to herself before running outside to find him, "Hiccup I am going to kick your butt into next week."

Hiccups head was being ground down by the murders foot. He was laughing hysterically as he did it. Hiccup was trying to wiggle himself out but to no avail.

Astrid stopped by the stables and picked up Toothless.

"Come on boy," she said clapping her hands and walking backwards.

Toothless sadly followed her, Astrid yelled at Toothless to pick up the pace.

"Come on, someone's life is in danger and you're being mopey," said Astrid irritated, "Faster."

The dragon moved faster. Astrid was running so fast Toothless had to keep up. They came to the spot where the killer was beating the snot out of Hiccup. Astrid sat low to the ground. She turned to Toothless.

"When I tell you, you go pounce on that guy right there OK," said Astrid pointing to the man that was standing on the poor young viking boy, "He's hurting Hiccup."

Toothless looked sadly at Astrid as if to say, 'Hiccup's dead Astrid.' Astrid smiled.

"Then save Penelope," said Astrid.

The dragon watched the man stomp Hiccup as he waited for Astrids signal. The man was about ready to stab Hiccup when Astrid gave the command.

"OK bud, now," she said.

Toothless was off in a flash, he tackled the man about ready to hurt Hiccup. Toothless was going to kill him until Hiccup said something.

"No Toothless," said Hiccup standing up and taking off his wig.

He said it without his Penelope voice, without having to hide the fact it was him and not a goth girl. He never felt more freer in his whole life. Astrid came running down from behind a house.

"Hiccup," she screeched in excitement, "You really are alive, I knew it."

"Astrid, look out," he shouted when the killer threw his knife.

Astrid moved about two feet to he right and the knife just flew passed. The killer yelled with defeat. Astrid ran up to Hiccup and hugged his head off almost. She was so happy to see him she forgot she was told he was dead. She squeezed his neck.

"Astrid, let me breath," said Hiccup trying to pry her away.

Astrid took a step back, "I'm just so happy to find out you're not dead."

"So you really do like me," he asked in disbelief.

"Oh get a room you two," said the killer irritated because he was caught.

"We're sorry to do this to you Hiccup," said a member of the group, "We were told you were some sort of drag queen."

"I guess I can be counted as one because I wore a dress and acted like a girl even though I got three legs," said Hiccup receiving laughs from the group.

"Good one," said Astrid leaning on his arm.

"Tie that murderer up," said another member of the group, "And get these guys away from here."

"Is everything alright Penelope," called Jenessa.

"We don't have to play the Penelope card anymore," Hiccup called back, "It's over he was caught."

Toothless was freed from his duty and next thing Hiccup knew Toothless was on top of him. Toothless wanted to give Hiccup one kiss for every second he missed him.

"OK, OK bud I missed you too," said Hiccup between the dragons big licks.

Stoick was notified of the killers capture. He went straight to the Hofferson household where all of Hiccups friends came running to see if he really was alive. Fishlegs was crying like a giant baby and Snotlout wasn't too far behind. The twins were blabbering to keep themselves from crying. Astrid wouldn't quit hugging him but he was happy she wouldn't let go.

"Hey Astrid sorry about that fight," he said apologetically.

"No Hiccup, I'm sorry. You really are a much better racer than me," said Astrid snuggling his neck.

"Hey the only reason I'm a better racer is because Toothless is a faster flyer," said Hiccup defensively, "Put me on any other dragon and I'd be at the first turn while everyone else would be just about done with the race."

Everyone laughed with Hiccup, he was still wearing the stupid dress.

"Let's test it we switch dragons," said Snotlout smiling.

"OK," said Ruffnut, "Our dragon will have to be put in there twice and Hiccup and Astrid are not to ride it together," pointing to the two teens who started to make out.

"What," said Hiccup pulling back.

Astrid smiled, "Glad everything's back tot he way it should be."

"Well you have to answer to me, why did you try those little stunts missy," said Hiccup giving her a serious look.

"I thought you were dead and I love you," said Astrid with puppy dog eyes.

"That's not a good excuse to try that, ever," said Hiccup, Astrid was starting to cry.

"Hey don't you dare cry or else," said Hiccup.

"Or else what," said Astrid the tears about ready to flood her blue eyes.

"Or else this," he said through a gritted toothed smile.

The tears were unpreventable as his hands tickled her side. The rest of her friends ganged up on her and she was a fit of tears and laughter. Astrid never felt so happy to have to be ganged up on. She escaped the parade of ticklers and ran out her front door. Hiccup chased her as followed by their friends and they chased each other till Stoick showed up to pick up his son. Hiccup was in the middle of being at the bottom of a dog pile where Astrid jumped on top. Hiccup shouted otu in pain as his crotch was squished beneath the weight.

"You alright dude," said Tuffnut getting up with everyone else.

"You try getting your junk squished under a couple hundred pounds and tell me if you're OK," said Hiccup holding his parts.

"Hiccup, let's get you home," said Stoick Picking up his son.

"Bye guys," said Hiccup in pain from his hurting cucumber.

Stoick carried Hiccup while Toothless followed suit. Hiccup patted the dragons head and and the dragon gave him famous toothless smile. Hiccup smiled and ell asleep on the walk home. Stoick took Hiccup to his room and tucked him in.

"You can take that off tomorrow," whispered Stoick as he left the room.

Hiccup slept soundly, dreaming of him and Astrid getting married, finding another Night Fury and the new dragon and Toothless laying eggs. He dreamed that he and Astrid had a baby and all his usual dreams.

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