I don't own adventure time nor none of their characters just the ones I made up
So I didn't get any reviews last chapter so ill come back to to Bmo later
Chapter 3 Gunter
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~Yes even he has a dark story~ XD
Gunter woke up to ice king yelling at him asking were his crown is. Ice king kept complaining about his missing crown. When Ice king ask Gunter were he hid it this time. Gunter told Ice King that he didn't touch his crown.
If corse Ice King kicked Gunter out yelling your not allowed back in till I find my crown.
Gunter being Gunter he looked at Ice King with puppy dog eyes. And Ice King being himself he didn't get fazed by it and slammed the door shut.
Gunter POV
Dam it you old bastard I told you I don't touch your dam crown and you throw me out into a snow storm. Gee thanks I can really feel the love you know that. Got dam it its cold I'm going to my kingdom yeah Ice King you may be king of Ice but I'm king of the penguins.
God dam old fool worse bad guy ever you think he would tap a princes do she can stay with his ugly ass. But no he has to do things the hard way witch gets him punched, kicked and almost beat to death by Finn and Jake.
Shit if he never came back from the magic guild I would have all the fun smashing bottles. I even enjoyed marketing Finn, Jake, an. Princess Bubblegum rebuild the bottles so I can destroy them Aegean. But not Dumb Ass King had to come back and scold me for being evil the guy needs to make up his mind.
Normal POV
Gunter was approaching a castle made of snow and stone. As soon as he walks up to the front gay it drops the bridge and opens the gate.
(Penguin talk)
Lord Gunter pleaser seeing you I have a massage from a hooded stronger couldn't tell who it was. Do you want to hear the massage my lord.
Max please do tell me this massage I hope it's some good news because Ice King pissed me off today so I'm not in the mood to deal with other people's crap.
Ok my lord the massage is that I know we're the I've King's crown is I have it and I plan on using it to kill him. The reason I'm telling you this is because I want your help to take him down. If you don't accept my offer you will die along with him. Send one of your man to this location with your answer.
God dammit this is the less I need another person trying to kill Ice King. Aaaaaahhh why the hell would I kill the guy who made our home land. Yes I fucking hate his guts but he did build as a homeland when all we had was a forest and only 5 Penguin in our crapy hot ass kingdom. Ok then get me one of our oldest weakest Penguin we have I have a felling who ever I send to deny this persons request will die. Max I would send you but if their is more than one guy then it would be a problem. I can't lose you because you are my right hand man. I need you for this up coming battle we are about to be facing.
Its ok my I will fetch Hunter Saba at once.
Wait a said oldest and weakest Max last I checked he was like 15 or something.
Remember my lord he is sent to death because of how he sat in your thrown ignoring your orders and he did what ever he wanted. Witch got your son killed by a fire element and left him their the die not wanting to get caught with the dead body of your son. And he tried to have his way with your wife while you were gone and he is 21 now my lord.
Oo yeah I have a better Idea lets put a bomb on him have him goto the meeting and blow everything a few feet around him. He will still die but if we can at lest kill one of thous bastards I'll be happy. Max get our explosive experts here now I want to get this over with as soon as possible.
Yes my lord.
Max disappeared into the darkness
Ugh being king sucks some times mmmm ok if we are going to war I'll need Bmo's help he can convince the ice giants to help. He funny thing is I know I can get him to help because he love the Ice King like family and when he finds out someone it trying to off his family all hell brakes loss.
Gunter starts Laughing evilly
Sorry my lord but the twins are with Bmo right now.
It's ok Max I need to talk to him later about our little plan of defiance any ideas Max.
Well my lord we are going to need the frost giants help because of their size and strength but their loyalty I to the Ice King so are the Ice Goblins. We will need the Ice troll and Orc's but that will be hard because they don't fair use so they might try to take our land aegean. The giant ice bird witch are our Allies. Ummm we have the ice worms so we can use them from something idk for what yet.
And may I ask why we need Ice Trolls and Orcs Max? When we have Ice giants.
Well my lord if we have more man power than them then we are sure to win this battle or war as fast as possible. The Ice Giants are the easy to recruit and so are the and worms and goblins. The problem is the Ice Trolls and Orcs.
Well Max good thing I'm friends with Bmo.
What do you mean my lord?
Bmo is the most powerful person I know he makes Ice Giants shake in fair just by looking at them. So ill have Bmo reason with them. I was originally going to have him recruit the Ice Giants but I'll leave that up to you.
Yes my lord Is their anything els you want me to do?
Yes Max I do in Fact while this all goes down I want you to protect my wife. No harm is to come to here I want five of our elite Guards fetch at the door. Seven in every known why onto her room only you are allowed in her room no one els. Oh and send some one to fetch Bmo for me.
Yes sir I will work on that right away sir.
Oh and one more thing being Hunter here.
Yes my lord.
After a few hours Hunter was being dragged into the thorn room in front of Gunter.
Ahh if it isn't the fuck up I been dyeing to see. Enjoy the toucher chamber?
I'm sorry my lord
IT'S FUCKING LORD GUNTER TO YOU FUCKING MAGGOT!
Hit him for me make sir it it real hard.
Hunter was hit by the guard on his right. You could here a loud crack nose Eco through the walls.
Ahhh music to my ears any who I have a deal for you maggot.
Yes what is it lord Gunter ?
You either stay in the toucher chamber or you can send a message for me and a package do this all your crimes will be ignored.
I'll tack option number 2 lord Gunter.
Good good you are to return to your cell till I summon you Guards take him away.
Hunter was being dragged back to his cell.
-Max -
Max walked in to the Queens room Making sure no one followed him. He sneaks in to her room. The Queen was sitting in a chair reading a book with her back tours Max. Max slowly creeps up on the Queen and lunges tours her and hugs her kissing her neck.
Hay sweet thing miss me?
Max what are you doing were are going to get caught if you don't stop.
I'm sorry babe but your soo tempting
They start kissing gently after they came up for air they started kissing more intense ( I rather not go into detail ) after what seemed like for ever they separated from the heated kiss. The Queen ask max what he was doing in here.
Ahhh my love I'm here to tell you we might be going to war/battle someone is trying to kill the Ice King and Gunter wants to help him. But hay through the hole thing I'm going to be right in your room with orders from the king himself no one but me are allowed in the room during the war/battle. But their will be elite guards out side every entry way in to your room. So don't be scared of some enemy barging in on us.
Awww Max I love you so much.
I got to go bye my love
Bye darling ill see you when all hell breaks loose.
And with that Max left the room.
Sorry to anybody reading my story but I can't update on Sunday so it's going to be when ever I can update a new chapter and sorry if the chapter is short I am writing on my iPod
I still want some names so I can put them in Bmo's story I was going to use the names for Gunter's but no replays. Next up is jake after him it Finn, marline, FP, Jungle princess, Finn b day party, Ice King, PB the the battle/war (XD witch I plan on being like five chapters long), Ice kings death, finns rise to power, Finns love, the end of the war, getting ready for the war/battle two with a foreign place, and so much more don't plan on stopping this for a while so keep in their because it not ending for a while.
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