Once again, thank you all for the reviews! Did you guys see the new episode? I think it was pretty amazing that Don AND the Basketball dude came back. And the part where the basketball hit Benson's window made me laugh so hard, I peed in myself. On with story...
"Rigby?"
"Yeah?"
"How would you feel if I told you that I was pregnant?"
The raccoon had not said a word, scaring Eileen a little bit.
"Rigby?"
The raccoon silently went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife. Eileen backed up slowly as he approached her with the knife, "W-What are you doing?"
Rigby raised his knife high and brought it down hard onto his girlfriend's head.
"AHHHHH!"
"Eileen, calm down. What's the matter?" The mole breathed heavily. It was just a nightmare, a horrible nightmare. "I-I'm fine." she responded. Rigby stared, "Are you sure?"
"Yes I'm sure."
The raccoon nodded and laid back down, quickly going back to sleep.
Eileen sighed and got up, walking over to Emily's room. The family recently moved into a home that was pretty big. When you entered, to the left were the stairs that led up 2 rooms and 1 bath.
And when you go straight, you were in the living room and kitchen was right behind it.
Lastly, if you go right, there are 2 baths and one big room. Rigby said that that would be he and Mordecai's, "Man Cave"
Eileen quietly opened the door and looked around for her little baby. Emily's room was painted purple with butterfly stickers on it. She had a bunk bed, lava lamp, flat screen TV, and stuffed animals everywhere. Everything a six year old could ever dream of having.
Emily was a deep sleep, holding her stuffed bear in her arms.
Eileen smiled and closed the door.
"What if I really am pregnant?" she wondered.
The mole stood there for half an hour, just wondering if she is pregnant. Finally, she walked to the bathroom and pulled out a pregnancy stick, quickly reading the directions.
After a few minutes, Eileen slowly walked out of the bathroom, shock was glued all over her face. She was pregnant. 4 weeks pregnant. "How am I gonma tell this to Rigby? What if he doesn't want to be with me anymore? What if-"
"Mommy?"
Eileen turned her head and saw Emily standing there, looking sleepy.
"Hi sweetie. What are you doing up?"
Emily gripped her bear tightly, "I had a nightmare."
The mole slightly smiled and lifted her up, "How about we go prank Daddy?" Emily smiled and silently clapped her hands, "Yeah."
Mother and daughter walked to the kitchen and grabbed two cartoons of eggs, and Eileen grabbed whip cream. They walked inside Rigby and Eileen's room and crept up on the snoring raccoon.
Emily just loves to prank everyone, especially her father.
The green eyed raccoon opened the egg cartoon and threw the cold eggs at Rigby who instantly woke up, screaming as loud as he possibly could. When his mouth opened, Eileen sprayed the whip cream inside of his mouth.
Rigby stopped screaming and coughed up the whip cream that was in his mouth, "What the heck is going on?!"
Eileen held back a gigle, but Emily burst out laughing.
Rigby shook his head to get all of the egg yolk off, "That was so...something."
Emily slowly stopped laughing and grabbed a remote controller, "Wanna play video games Daddy?" Rigby cracked a smile, "Sure Baby Girl." Both raccoons walked downstairs and hopped on the soft couch.
The game console turned on and they were both mashing buttons furiously (Like father, like daughter).
Eileen sighed, wondering how to tell Rigby that she was pregnant.
Next Day:
Emily woke up and yawned tiredly. She was in the living room, seeing popcorn, soda, and DVDs all over the place. The raccoon heard footsteps come downstairs and saw Eileen and Rigby dressed up. "Ready to go Emily?" Rigby asked.
She cocked her head to the right, "Go where?'
"To the Doctor."
Emily shrugged, "Okay Daddy."
The family left the house and into the car. Eileen got infront of the wheel and drove to the doctor. Once they arrived, Emily cringed as she saw other kids crying loudly, having bandages over their arms, broken arms or legs, one kid even threw up on the floor. She whimpered and grabbed Rigby's hand tightly.
"Come on, lets sit down."
Emily followed her father to the waiting, while Eileen was at the desk.
One by one, the room was slowly decreasing of kids and as one goes in, there was always a blood curdling scream. Finally, the green-eyed raccoon was next. A fox wearing a white coat with glasses opened the door, "Emily Salyers." he called out.
Emily's eyes widened and she quickly curled up in a ball.
Rigby picked her up and carried her over to room 4.
"Ow. Ow. Ow" Emily winced in pain as she took a step forward to her room. Suddenly, the front door opened and she heard a strange voice. "Heeey Rigby! Long time since we've seen each other huh?"
Emily walked over to the rails of the stairs and saw another raccoon, wearing a pink tank top, blue jean shorts and one earring. Rigby smiled, "Hey Taylor. Come on in."
The male raccoon walked inside and sat on the couch. "So cousin, I was thinking, wanna have a guy's night out? Ohh! It'll be so fun!" Taylor said happily. Rigby chuckled, "Sure dude. By the way, I want you to meet someone. Emily!"
She walked downstairs and over to her father, "Yes Daddy?"
"Sweety, meet my cousin, Taylor."
The younger raccoon looked up at him, "Hi." she said quietly. Taylor smiled. "Hi there Cupcake. I'm Taylor, your cousin-cousin." he said. Emily still looked down. Rigby got up and walked in the kitchen to make a sandwich.
"OMG, you are like the cutest little thing in the whole world! I could just eat you!" Emily hopped on the couch next to Taylor, "You seem fun." she said. "You bet your green eyes I am. Heh, me and your father go waaayyy back!"
Emily giggled.
Did you guys see the Family Guy reference there? Huh, huh? That show is like, retarded and funny at the same time. Tell me watcha guys, reviews is what keeps my stories going. They're like fuel.
