Pit was exhausted. He was up all the last night partying with the whole smash gang. Palutena never really had any partys like that and he had only gone to one with Dark Pit so this was kinda new for him. It took him 2 or 3 minutes for the thirst to kick in. He got out of bed and tripped over someone.
"What the-!" He yelled falling on the figure. He looked to the source of the tripping and saw Link passed out.
"Get up!" he yelled shoving him awake
"Gah!" Link shook his head and looked at the source of the yelling
"How did I end up here?" He asked pit who had has finger on his chin
"To many Drink of the Gods?" He shrugged, got up and headed for the kitchen where he found Toon Link, The climbers, Ness and Lucas, and Pikachu all passed out with there backs together. Pit smiled and saw a glass with pink in it.
"What kind of drink is this?" He said picking it up looking at it. He hesitated and chugged it all down. "Not bad" He murmured.
"Hey Pit I-" Said Wii Fit trainer walking in but as soon as she saw him she blushed and ran and hugged him. Pit was shocked to all Underworld. He shoved her off and looked at her
"Pit when did you become so handsome?" She said her eyes glittering. Pit blushed himself and ran out of the kitchen.
"What the heck was that!?" He asked himself finally losing her in the hallway. He turned the corner to the game room and saw Zero Suit Samus playing Mario Kart.
"Hey Samus, the strangest thing just happened out there with-" He started to say before Samus walked up to him putting a finger on his mouth making the Shhh noise.
"What is with you people!" He yelled running as she chased him. He saw Link in the corner of his eye walking up the stairs. He activated his wings, Flew, Grabbed Link and dashed into his room with him.
"What the heck man!?" He yelled shoving him. Pit looked at Link quietly for a minute.
"What is with you?" He asked calming down a little bit.
"Thank goddess it didn't happen to you" He said letting out a sigh and laying on his back
"Something weird is going on in the mansion!" He yelled angrily.
"What happened to you this time? Got attacked by Dark Pit? The kids pulled your hair?" He said teasing him. Pit didn't find this funny.
"All the girls are…well…Throwing themselves at me." He said feeling awkward
"Your joking" Link said annoyed
"No they just randomly started going crazy after I drank the the pink soda"
"Pink Soda?! That is not Soda! That is one of Robin's new experiments! That explains it, It is supposed to make Animals come to you cause he lost his dog but it must have gone wrong!"
"WHAT!? They get put under a spell after they see me!?" Pit said terrafield. He always respected women and didn't think of them as objects.
"How do we undo it?" He asked standing up
"Im not sure, we should talk to Robin about-" Links started to say before being tackled by a Darker version of Pit.
"What did you do this time dimwit!" Dark Pit said Slapping his brother in the back of the head.
"What do you mean!" His question was quickly answered by Rosalina charging at the door before Dark pit slammed it shut glaring at Pit.
"That Blond has been chasing me for 20 minutes!" He said barking looking at the other side of the door
"Just let me give you these cookies!" Rosalina called through the door.
Link explained to Dark P what happened to Pit
"I don't understand why would that effect Pitt- I mean Dark Pit" Pit said confused
"Remember the ring incident" Dark Pit said calming down. Pit understood now. When Pit was put into sleep for 3 years and made into a ring Dark Pit was effected to and was passed out to. Whatever Magic happened to Pit happened to him to, "Two sides of a coin" as Dark P would put it, he thought.
"Right. We have a plan we need to get to Robin now!" Pit said standing up while the other two did the same. Link distracted Rosalina while the twins dashed out the room before they both realized something.
"Do you know where Robins room is?" Pit asked as they ran side by side.
"No! Were just gonna have to find it!" Dark Pit yelled turning a corner
"Gotcha"
[Que the song "Immortals" by Fallout Boy]
As they were running Pit looked back to see one of his falling wings starting to glow blue as Dark Pit saw his turning blue as well. They both looked at eachother.
"PALUTENA!" They both said in unison. Palutena had seen them running from across the mansion. They both started to lift into the air.
"Try and fight it!" Dark pit yelled trying to stay on the ground.
"We cant fight a Goddess power!" Pit complained going backwards now.
"Your gonna hate this idea but it's the only one we got" Dark pit said grabbing his brother and running.
"Oh no..," Pit moaned
"Oh hey Lucina!" Dark pit said stopping holding his brother up as Lucina walked past Palutena. Her eye filled with Joy before she had a blue beam shot at her. Palutena was on the offence. The two battled for the twins giving them enough to escape.
"Let go of me!" Pit said stomping on his brothers head causing him to drop him
"It worked didn't it!?" Dark pit said with a smug look
"Still…" Pit said blushing. The two finally got to Robins room where Zelda was accompanying him. She saw the two and practicly jumped and ran at the two of them. They stood by the door and as soon as she got 2 inches away from them, They side stepped and she went running out the door and joined the battle for the angles.
"…You drank the potion didn't you?" Robin said. Pit gave a sheepish look while Pitto pointed at his brother.
"These things happen don't worry" He said mixing chemicals
"You have a cure right?" Dark pit asked the white haired tactician
"Yep here it is" Robin said handing it to Pit, Pit chugged it down as the twins thanked him and walked out of the room to see the girls looking at eachother confused then they all looked at the twins.
"Long story" They both said
Later that Evening
"Hya!" Link yelled slashing Pits crown of his head
"What the heck! Is this about the Zelda thing?!" Pit complained
"No! ….Maybe!" He said while Pit took Link's sword and slapped him with the side of it
Well guys im back for more stories! This series isn't dead it was just delayed for a little bit that's all. So boys what did you think
Pit: I thought it was demeaning to women!
Pitto: Why are you controlling us and don't call me Pitto!
Now, now boys calm down its just a story
Pit: I guess that's true
Pitto: Fine but stop calling me Pitto!
Dark Pit: That's better.
Well that's all for today thanks for reading.