(A/N: CHAPTER SEVEN BITCHES! I'M A BIT LATE WITH THE UPDATE BUT YOU'LL LOVE ME SO MUCH NOW THAT IT'S HERE CAN'T YOU ALREADY FEEL THE LOVE?)

BPOV

Once we got in Alice's room I was assulted with pillows.

"The hell Bella we're all wet beacause of you and your big ass mouth."Alice said as threw her pillow back on the bed.

"Yeah, this fucking blows because I really did have something planned"Rose pouted as she put her bag down.

Rosalie was the queen of pranks, she was notorious for her pranks, and everyone tried to stay clear of her on April fools.

"Of course you did, you sneaky bitch, but that won't happen now because Bella here can't help but protect the she loves" Alice cooed, making it my turn to throw the pillow at her.

"Hey! Alice can you get us some damn towels so we can dry off and change, because I don't want to stand here all night in fucking wet clothes."Rose snapped. she looked kinda pissed, maybe cause her plans were ruined.

Alice left the room to get some towels while I mocked Rose" Is Rosy Posy sad she can't pull her widdle pwanks" I said using the name I only called her to agravate her.

"Oh go fuck yourself swan" while she looked away from me.

Alice came back with the towels and we all dried off and changed into our pajamas.

"So ladies as you all know you have been brought here today because of the impending celebration of Isabella Marie Swan's 18th birthday"Alice stated

Alice was an amazing party planner, I mean her parties were legendary or so I heard because I only went to around half of them, but the ones I did go to - it was always a good time.

"Awwww FUCK YEAH! i'm making it a duty to get you WASTED at this party Bells, it's time you start living!" Rose fist pumped the air while she jumped on the bed making me and Alice laugh.

"Yeah right, Bella would never get drunk"Alice rolled her eyes.

I felt like they were calling me a prude or something, but I knew they were right I would never get drunk. To be honest I wasn't a fan of ahcohol so I barely touched the stuff.

"Whatever just make sure you invite Jake"

Jacob Black was one of my best friends I Knew him his whole dads were great friends and our moms were friendly to each other. Jakes mom had died in a car accident that paralzed his dad from the waist down. We grew up together and were as close as I was to Rosalie and Alice. Jacob lived on the Quileute Reservation and went to their high school, meaning I didn't see him as often as I used to before Billy's accident and he could go places like before.

"Bella I think it would be real wierd to bring him when You ask out Edward, I mean he is in some deep shit then"Alice gave me a concerned look. Alice and Rosalie belived jacob had feeling for me but I knew better than that.I always saw Jake as an older brother kinda and to think of him any other way than a best friend seemed - odd.

" Jacob loves himself some Bella, I mean are you blind bitch? Do we need to get you glasses? Because i'm pretty sure even Stevie Wonder can see he likes you." Rose cackled. That was funny. but even if Jake does like me - which he dosen't - I wouldn't be able to even imagine myself in a position to like him back.

Edward already had my heart.

We went on with the night talking about the latest school drama, watched a movie, Rose ended up tying me to a chair so Alice could do my make-up, I got back at them by tackling them and giving the best award winning wedgies i could give.

"Shit my ass feels like it's about to split in two you whore"Alice laughed while Rose massage her sore bottom

"That will teach you to mess with me, i'm going downstairs to get some water you girls want anything" I knew once I suggested leaving the room they would sent me on a scavenger hunt for some munchies.

"Just bring back two more waters and my bag of candies" Alice instructed without looking up from her collection of movies she was selecting from.

I left Alice's room and went down to the kitchen only turning on one of the stove's overheadlights.I didn't bother turning on any lights, the Cullen house was like my second home I knew every crack,crease,and crevice on the lot.

While getting the waters from the fridge I heard a voice behind me that I would regconize anywhere.

"Midnight cravings, eh?"

I almost moaned when I noticed he was standing so close behind me and I felt his hot breath near my ear.

Holy shit.

I struggled to reply, and play it a moment to get my shit in order, I gave a coy smile and shrugged my shoulders sitting on the cool granite countertop - my attempt at flirting.

He seemed to look like he had to keep himself in control, maybe my flirting was working, I never really saw my myself as beautiful like Alice or Rosalie beautiful, just pretty - ordinary.

But that thought got me thinking somone as average as me would never be able to suduce someone like Edward Cullen.

Sigh.

"So, you want some Ice cream?" he asked snapping me out of my thoughts.

"Uhmm...no thanks" I mumbled I was taken back by his question for I was deep in thought. "Bella you okay you seem off" I guess I was staring off into space or something if he had to ask me that.

"yeah, fine" I looked up at him and almost had a heart attack when I saw him.

He was in an old pair of sweatpants, and - god help me - no Freaking shirt.

He was trying to kill me.

I was sitting on the counter open mouthed staring Edward in his piercing green eyes, my gaze occasionallydrifting to his chest. Ther was something about the way he twirled the spoon of ice cream in his mouth it was - provacative.

It was almost as if he was taunting me to jump off this counter and tackle him to the ground and have my way with him.

That would be nice.

"You seem to have a staring problem Isabella" he said in a low raspy voice

I was just about to soak my damn panties, but totaly froze when he sauntered over to me and positioned himself right in between my legs and his arms on the other sides of each of my thighs, trapping me - not that I was complaining.

I tried so hard to not blush, but it felt like my face on fire as he leaned in real close to my face, his lips an inch from mine.

"Edward" I moaned.

Oh god. DID I JUST FUCKING MOAN HIS NAME.

"Bella I didn't mean to keep it form you for so long but I really want you to know" he whispered.

Keep what from me? What was he talking about ? I didn't dwell on it for long because his facce was inching closer to mine and I longed to close the gap between us, but was frozen in place.

Was Edward about to kiss me?

Holy shit he was about to kiss me Edward Fucking Cullen was about to kiss me!

But just as our lips were about to touch we were interupted.

FUCKING. ALICE.

(A/N: I KNOW I KNOW CLIFHANGERS SUCK BUT HEY IT HURT ME TO DO THIS BUT IT FELT SO GOOD.)

SMOOCHES POOCHES!