YOU CAN PUT DOWN THE TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS, I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE FOREVER BUT NEVER FEAR I HAVE RETURNED WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER. THIS ID A FUNNY ONE IN MY CASE.

BPOV

I opened my eyes to see Edward looking down at me.

"Morning beautiful." He grinned at me, his green eyes staring into my brown.

"M-morning" Him just looking at me had me speechless, not to forget I was still wrapped in his arms.

Then it hit me that I just woke up. My hair probably looked a mess and I had morning breath.

Awesome Bella. Way to go on your first day as his girlfriend.

I opened my mouth to excuse myself to his bathroom when there was banging on the door.

"Bella, can you PLEASE call your dad before he drives me crazy!" Alice shouted.

Confused I got out of bed and went over to my shorts where my phone was, to see several missed calls and text from Charlie.

"What's wrong" Edwards voice came from behind me, looking at my phone screen.

"I don't know, I told him I was going to stay over at Rose's, so I don't know what his problem is."

"Maybe you should you go" Edward suggested "I'll drive you"

I groaned, I didn't want to leave, but it might be serious.

"Fine" I huffed, when Edward put his hands on my hips and turned me to face him. "First let's fix that attitude" he leaned in, but I backed my head away.

"Morning breath"

"Who cares"

He leaned in once again and our lips melded together his tounge making it's way into my mouth. I could taste the minty toothpaste still lingering on him.

Cheater.

I was losing myself in the kiss, with just enough sense to realize he turned us around and started to lower me on his bed. Our legs were soon tangled within each other and I felt Edward's hand slide up my t-shirt and slip under me, bringing my body closer to his. The pressure I was feeling was intoxicating. I embarrassingly let out whiny tortured sounds as his lips and teeth grazed my jaw and neck. It got hot quick and I could only feel what was happening now, in the moment. My body felt on fire at the sensation of Edward's body weight on me. I felt a jolt of pleasure as his fingers locked on a strand of my hair, pulling my head back and taking me into his control as he seized me with another deep kiss.

I crashed back down to earth when the door swung open slaming against the wall, making a trohpy on one of the shelves fall over and hit me on the head, an aggravated Alice with both hands on her hips standing in the doorway.

I was so startled that I kneed Edward right in the nuts, and he flew off me rolling onto the floor. I heard him groan and rolled over,clutching my now throbbing head to see him huddled up holding his man parts.

"Holy crap I'm sorry I didn't mean to" he gave a weak nod then got up and we both looked at Alice.

"ALICE!" we both yelled.

She took a deep breath then spoke"Look Bella, you need to go because, last night after you guys left we had some more drinks I got drunk and accidentally - accidentally now - called Charlie and he overheard me talking to someone about you leaving with Edward. He didn't call me back till this morning to ask about it, I lied of course but he is still freaking out, so it really is best you leave, im so sorry I didn't mean for that to happen I take full responsibility, I guess this headache is kinda like my karma" She rushed everything out and gave a nervous laugh at the end, but I got the most of it.

I didn't even think twice before I lunged at her.

"Alice, What the fuck! When I get home he is going to go ballistic on me! I swear I hate it when you get drunk." I sighed reflecting on Alice's drunk memories.

One time she set Emmett's shirt on fire.

He was still wearing the shirt.

Edward being the good person he is pulled me off Alice, and helped her up.

"Where's mom and dad?" Edward asked.

"They left, surely they would have heard the noise and came over here" Alice snapped.

"Maybe that's why I asked" He retored.

"Well I didn't ask for an attitude" Edward and Alice started to bicker with one another so I thought it best to get ready.

I left the two of them and went to bathroom. I didn't bother taking a shower since I was already pushing it with Charlie, no need to get back home later than nessecary.

I put back on my clothes from last night and went back to Edward's room, where he was tying his sneakers ready to go.

"C'mon let's go" I stated and went downstairs.

Emmett was pouring himself some cereal when he saw us and winked. "So you two have a good night last night?" He teased.

I felt my cheeks light in flames while Edward just chuckled at my reaction shaking his head. Emmett burst out in laughter at my embarrassment. I don't understand how anyone could find my harrasment so funny.

"Em, i'll talk to you later, but first I gotta take Bella home"

He nodded his head and went back to his cereal, Alice was giving my an apologetic smile as we walked out the door, I returned her smile with a playful glare her whole face lit up knowing she was forgiven.

I could never stay mad at Alice.

We got in his car and went on our way.

I spent the ride going through my phone, reading all the missed text, most were from Charlie telling me to call him, where I was, and so on. The other from Alice and Rose. It was pictures from last night.

Looks like they really got drunk out of their minds.

Charlie even left me a few voicemails that I listened to, Edward and I both cracking up at his awkwardness.

Edward thought it would be better for the both of us if he dropped me of a block away, I agreed and leaned in for a goodbye kiss but he pushed me away.

"What?"

"You really should go before we spend another 10 minutes in this car" He winked at me and suddenly it got hot.

He did however give me a kiss on the cheek lingering for a bit before sending me on my way.

"Good luck" and he drove off. The cold air of forks hit my bare limbs once I was out of the car. Wasn't it supposed to be summer?

As I was walking I tried to make up excuse like Edward taking me to his house because Alice and Rose stayed to clean after a fight broke out.

Well at least part of that is true, but it just dosen't make sense.

I tried to think of something else, but as I approcahed my house all possible excuses left my mind as panic took over.

Here goes nothing.

I turned the key and went inside. My whole body broke out into a cold sweat. Charlie was at the table he looked up at me immediately disappointment and anger in his eyes.

"Where have you been?" He got straight to the point, his voice stern.

"Uh..." I racked my brain for something good but came up short.

"Don't lie to Bella, your not very good at it either"

"I told you I was staying at Roses'" I said firmly hoping he would belive it.

"Then why would Alice say you left with Edward?" He gave me a questioning look.

"We went to the store together, just that, and the reason I didn't anwser any of your calls or text was because after all the partying I fell asleep" To be honest I was shocked I could put that all together, Charlie was still scrutinized my face looking for something, but I wasn't going to give anything up. It was hard lying to a cop, he had a knack for knowing when you were.

Charlie seemed satisfied with my anwser and let it go. "Alright just don't make it happen again" He pointed to me and I nodded.

It went much better than I thought it would.

I was still a bit jumpy though, so as I was making my way upstairs to take a shower, when Charile called my name I almost had a heart attack thinking he had something else to get me in trouble for.

"Billy's coming over for dinner tonight to watch the game, I thought it would nice of him to have Jake tag along too, Right?"

Oh yeah, Just peachy.

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