Time for the next episode brought to you by me of course, and also by Notepad and . So you better get them hatags in because it's time for Episode 2! #episode2 #DanganRonpa2Abridged #GoodbyeSanity #murder #Iownnothing #supporttheofficialrelease
The next day at the hotel diner, the group was round sitting tables eating their breakfast
"Hey you know Hajime, we never did hear your special talent" Nagito said while eating a bagel
"Oh I guess you're right, well I...I...I...don't remember my talent" Hajime answered
"Maybe you're the Ultimate Amnesia"
"That's not even funny"
"What about the Ultimate big shoujoi-ai boy?" Ibuki suggessted
"I have no idea what that means, so no"
"Ultimate talks a lot?" Akane asked
"That's not even a thing"
"What about the Ultimate retard?" Hiyoko asked giggling
"Maybe you're the Ultimate bitch!"
"Waaaaaaahhh! I'm being oppressed!"
"Wait what?"
"What is going on here?!" Mahiru asked who suddenly appeared
"*hic* *hic* Hajime's bullying me. He-he called me the Ultimate bitch!" Hiyoko faked cried
"Oh that's bullsh#t!" Hajime exclaimed
"Men shouldn't bully little girls! They should protect them from bullies!" Mahiru yelled
"She called me the Ultimate Retard!"
"She was probably joking!"
"How do you know I wasn't?"
"Because you're a guy!"
"Um...if I might say something. H-hiyoko did say that without joking-" Mikan began
"Shut up you pork puke!" Hiyoko yelled
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"You're gonna let that one slide?" Hajime asked
"Hiyoko's just joking" Mahiru said
"Mikan's crying"
"Oh, she's fine"
"The floor is flooding again"
"Nothing to worry about"
"F#cking social justice warriors"
"Alright, alright enough with the yelling. I have an announcement to make" Byakuya announced
"Is it that we're out of food, because we're out of food" Akane said
"Every dish I bring out you immediately scarf it down! Teruteru whined
"I thought they were for me"
"They were for everyone!"
"You should've said something then"
"I did! While you were eating!"
"Oh yeah that's your first problem, I tend to mute people out when I eat"
"Can I ever get started now?" Byakuya asked
"What do you have to say?" Sonia asked
"Get them hastags in people, because tonight we are having ourselves a par-tey"
"Swag" Nagito said who had on a gold chain around his neck as well and pink sunglasses and a fedora on his head
"Is it really such a good idea to have party now?" Kazuichi asked
"No one cares about your opinion so you're being ignored"
"But is it really a good time?" Nekomaru asked
"The best of times. High school students? A tropical island? We went swimming yesterday so all we need is some cars and helicopters and we will be officially living the dream"
"I do wish to partake in this party high school students participate in. I wished to get, how you say, 'turned up'?" Sonia asked
"You are precious" Kazuichi gawked
"But where will be find a place to accommodate all 16 of us?" Peko asked
"You can go to the shack down by here" Monomi suggested who suddenly appeared
"IT'S ALIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE?!" Nekomaru screamed
"Really?!" Hajime complained
"There's a shack right by the hotel, it's a bit dusty but has plenty of room you guys" Monomi said
"Excellent, now leave" Byakuya said
"Wait, I was thinking that we could work together and-"
"I will roast you on a fire and eat you!"
"Eyaaaahhh!" Monomi then ran away
"Maybe that was a little harsh? Do you think we should invite her?" Sonia asked
"No, I don't want her there" Hajime said
"Why?" Chiaki asked
"Well she's...weird"
*swish* flashback *swish*
"Hey Hajime wanna see me turn this chicken into a cow?" Usami asked
"Not really" Hajime answered
"Too late! Turn into a moo cow!" Usami waved her wand and the chicken transformed into a cow
"...Why would do that? Why?! You have f#cked up it's bio-structure forever! That isn't cute, it's-OH, OH LOOK! IT'S TRYING TO LAY AN EGG, BUT IT CANT BECAUSE IT'S A COW!" The now cow was pooping and out with it's poop came yellow yoke like liquid and pieces of a little calf and chick.
"...Maybe that wasn't such good idea after all"
*swish* Back to the present *swish*
"So yeah, no to her" Hajime said
"Well, if that shack really is dusty then one of us will have to clean it. Fortunately I thought this would happen so I have these straws we could draw here" Nagito said who no longer had the glasses, chain, or fedora.
"Wait, you 'knew' this would happen?"
"Yes"
"You 'knew' all of this? That we would have a party and at some specific place?"
"Yes"
"I'm suspicious"
"Just pick the dumb straw Hajime" Byakuya ordered
"Oh boy, I wonder which one of it'll be. I can say it'll probably suck to whoever has to clean that old-" Nagito said as everyone was picking a
straw then he was the only left...who had the smallest piece "-oh my god"
"Haha, more like Ultimate UNLucky student, amirite? Hahahahahahaha!" Hajime laughed
"Ahaha..hahaha..hahahaha..ahahaha...AHAHAHAHA...AHAHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Nagito laughed too, who then laughed much harder and his eyes swirled up.
"Ahaha..haha...ha...haha..." Hajime's laugh died out shortly after
"Ahahahahahaha...ahahaha...hahahaha...haha...*sigh*" Nagito's laughed died down as well
...
...
...
"Well, I better get started on that shack" Nagito said running out of the restaurant.
"Um...okay?" Hajime said 'Hmm, now what should I do while everything's getting ready?' Hajime thought to himself 'Maybe I'll go talk to some
of the others around here. They may be different but maybe I'm judging too quickly. I should go learn about my new comr-'
*swish* That evening *swish*
"Oh-okay! That's just fine! Just-just skip all the time I could've used for, you know, character development. But it's fine, no big deal! It-
it's fine, JUST FINE!" Hajime yelled at the sky
"Hey Hajime look at how well I cleaned up this place, completely by a random draw" Nagito said to Hajime when he walked in shack's dining hall.
"I'm still suspicious"
"But wait, where's Fuyuhiko?" Nekomaru asked
"He said and I quote: 'F#ck off you fat, four eyed penguin f#ck!', then he walked away putting black sunglasses on. It was weird because I heard a song and the words 'thug life' just came into my mind" Byakuya answered
"That's him alright" Peko said
"It's fine if just one of us isn't present, now then let's get turned-What is that?!"
"What's wha-" Sonia asked before Byakuya began to devour meat on skewers "OH MY GOD!"
"MY FOOOOOOOD!" Akane yelled
"Men are such pigs! This is why they all need to die! Equality for everyone!" Mahiru shouted
"Hey everyone, I got the rest of the-WHAT DA F#CK BYAKUYA!?" Teruteru yelled when he saw the horrid sight
"You! Cook! What is this!?" Byakuya asked
"Well let me see it looks like SOME DINGUS JUST DESTROYED MY MEAT DAT I DON COOKED UP!
"Did anyone notice that Teruteru just changed accents?" Hajime asked
"These meats were on metal skewers, dangerous weapons!" Byakuya corrected
"Of course nobody does"
"C'mon Hajime, we're going to the kitchen and grabbing every weapon in sight"
"Aw, what?! Why do I have to come?"
"Because you're the Ultimate Bitch"
"Haha! #calledit" Hiyoko laughed
*swish* At the kitchen *swish*
"Okay I have nearly everything here but according to this equipment list there's one metal skewer missing, do you know where that might be?" Byakuya asked
"Oh that's been gone since ever, yep yep gone, never existed, out of sight and out of mind, nope nope nope, no skewer here nope nope" Teruteru answered quickly
"I'm suspicious" Hajime said
"Well that seems legit, let's go Hajime"
"Son of bitch, every time. Well where are you going to put these things anyway?"
"In my stomach!"
"Wait, really?!"
"No dumbass! It'll be put in this duralumin case that I brought with me and Peko will guard another one in the office by the circuit breakers"
"You seem surprisingly well planned for this. Why is that?"
"Reasons"
"Suspicious"
*swish* Back at the dining hall *swish*
"Okay we got almost everything prepared before we can begin, but someone's going to have to block the front door to keep Monokuma out" Byakuya
said
"But wouldn't mean that technically two people are out in the open making a murder while easy to solve, more likely to happen" Kazuichi asked
"Do not question your leader's logic!"
"I'll go" Chiaki offered
"Fine, but don't fall asleep"
"I won't"
*swish* when Chiaki gets outside *swish*
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
*swish* Back at the dining hall *swish*
"Alright everyone, now we can be officially begin #byakuya'sbitchin'party" Byakuya announced
"Ah, he said it!" Ibuki squealed
"But I must remind everyone not to do anything crazy!"
"Oh c'mon Byakuya, I'm sure everyone won't go that crazy" Hajime said
*swish* 5 minutes later *swish*
"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" all the guys shouted as Hajime was jugging down a glass of orange juice.
"*gulp* *gulp* *gulp* Ah, thirty! WOOHOOO!" Hajime cheers and then smashes the glass down
"Hajime! Stop breaking things, glass will be everywhere!" Byakuya shouted
"Hey Byakuya, look over here!" Mahiru called out, Byakuya turned around just in time for "Selfie!"
"Photobomb!" Ibuki yelled getting in the way of Mahiru's shot
"Ibuki! You ruined my picture!"
"You two stop arguing over trivial things!" Byakuya yelled at them
"Uggghh! B-Byakuya...I...I need to use the bathroom...ooogghh" Nekomaru groaned in pain
"Yuck, then go already! You're not five years old, you don't need my permission. Now stop acting so childish-HIYOKO STOP JUMPING ON THE TABLE!"
"Shut up! You can't tell me what to do!" Hiyoko shouted at him, before the table broke uderneath and made her fall onto the floor. "Owwwww. Waaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! It huuuurrrttts, it really hurrrrtttsss! Waaaaaaaahhhh!"
"Byakuya! What were you thinking letting her do that! God, this is why all men are assholes and need to die!" Mahiru complained as she went over to Hiyoko
"This literally could not get any worse" Byakuya sighed
*Beep* *lights go out*
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
"Okay guys, the power may be out. But...I believe...if we just stay calm about this, everything will work itself out-" Hajime said trying to calm everyone down, but failed
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!"
"The darkness have betrayed me! I am YOUR master!"
"Should we hasttag this?! #Darkness #Freakingthef#ckout"
"What do you think you're doing?"
"Oh hi there. Oof, sh#t!"
"This is not kawaii desu ba, this is the opposite of kawaii desu ba!"
"Everyone follow my voice, and when you feel something hard you've found me"
"No one do that!"
*click* *lights come back on*
"Oh good, the lights came back on" Hajime sighed "Now let's back to the party, I want to try and go for forty glasses"
"Hey, where's Byakuya?" Sonia asked, then silence filled the room
"Alright everyone, I-I'm sure if we just go around and look he'll be-"
"I think I smell blood, from underneath that table back there" Akane said, silencing the room again with a thick tension
"O-okay guys...let's all just relax here, haha. I-I'm sure...if I go over there and it's Byakuya...he'll be pranking us. Then we can go back to partying, okay?" Hajime slowly and nervously walked towards the table "Ok, wh-when I lift the sheet, Byakuya will jump out and try to scare us.
Like 'Oh surprise guys!' and we'll be like 'Oh-oh my goshes, you so got us ahaha' hahahaha. So get r-ready guys. Byakuya? Come on out-"
When Hajime lifts the sheet and finds Byakuya laying face down on the floor with blood all around him, dead.
"...S-see guys...it's a prank guys. All of this...pink...fake...blood...everywhere..."
"He's dead Hajime" Monokuma said appearing behind Hajime
"Aaah!"
THE END!
Here's the second episode. A lot of you guys really seem to enjoyed the first episode so I gave you a second episode ASAP. I can only dream of how far this will go. Let me know what I do to improve and what you really liked about it. So cya soon, Ciao!