You knew the kid wounded his arm, but not only harm his arm but yet smashed his face into the sandwich you've just made him. Plus he is looking at you, almost making sure if it's okay to eat. Sure your mad, in fact pissed because Rose cannot stop typing. And then theres Sollux wanting to mess with you, Dave texting, and then there's this kid.
You werent sure what to do. You never learned how to take care of a child. Not even a human child, who happens to be a mermaid. If it makes me any better, I would need to ask my friend ,Kanaya, for help. Sighing, you picked up the kid and start cleaning him up. You could remember your friend- I mean exfriend Gamzee stating about 'needing to understand the motherfucking miracles.' Quote on and off quote.
Stupid high shit head of a 'friend'. Just like that, you carried him with you. Because one the kid is too young to not be watch, two this kid would more likely get into trouncle, and finally I would hear it from both Rose and Kanaya. Yeah fuck that shit. Taking him with me, I could sense the kid's staring. 'Damn you demon!' Is all you could say, besides its fucking chubby cheeks. Like you could poke at it and then your whole finger would disappear forever besides its mouth.
Okay, you need to stop calling it an it when clearly it's a boy. Or well that is... Okay. Maybe I should google, 'how to tell a fishes gender.'. Entering into my room, I gentally layed him on my bed as I picked up my husktop. (I'm going to call it a he until further notice, assholes.) Sitting on my bed, with a baby looking at it like its a living thing. Which was slightly funny, but makes me unsure. Like I should watch it react to tons of other things.
If anything, you should at least reply while looking up basic parenting or how to take care of a half child. (I didn't type in half child in the Google search.) Here, I am sitting here watching the child and typing to my friends. And that's when I heard a knock on my door. Now here's the thing, no one typed me they wer- Oh, wait never mind.
Fucking Strider!
You grumbled as you lift the husktop from your bed and onto a near by desk. And what else was getting up to leave your room and to answer the door to /indeed/ find Dave there. Opening up the door. The conversation wasn't a good one, but you got his lazy ass inside, with this you dragged him to your room. Pointing to your bed without thinking or even looking, you could see his confusion. "Yeah, dude. It's a bed, you know the one you take sick naps on and get snoozing on." You were about to say something until. One bells went off, two where was the fucking kid, three you left the kid behind, four WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DAMN KID?!
Looking around your room, you could tell Dave hasn't have the slightest clue. Mumbling you look under your bed to find him, in the furtheriest to the corner. Sighing, you went after the kid which didn't take long. Wait how did the kid get under my bed if it broke its arm. Shit, I am saying it once again.
Pulling him out, you could see Dave giving you a questioning look. The kid looked unsure and more likely scared. "Karkat, did you kidnap this kid?" You wanted to slap the ever loving fuck out of him, until he stated another question. "Wait why does it have a tail?"
Thats when you told him what the fuck happened. After the explaining, you could tell Dave was now on the fucking same boat as you are. Sure enough he ask questions, I answer with my best abilities. Like seriously, 'does the kid have STD's?' You really wanted to slap him. "Yes Dave the kid has STD's. DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM HIS FUCKING DOCTOR?!" By this point you both went at it until the kid starts giggling.
We both stopped and look at the kid. For once Dave is the only one who knows how to handle kids while I on the other hand don't. "Dude, you have like milk, aj, anything?" "Yeah, in the fucking figeratior. Dumbass."
"Sweet." Seeing him make some swift movements with my cups and then getting a plastic bag out to two-three holes. And with this he poured the Apple juice and then tapped the plastic bog over it. When he was finished he got the kid to have the plastic in His mouth to pour in the apple juice. Maybe there was some fucking uses to this dipshit.