Taking them to your house might be the greatest idea you ever had. Heck you weren't even sure but it doesnt matter. What does is how your going to explain this to your bro and bro. When you made it to your house, more like something else but your brain is trying to think of something. Shrugging it off, you thought your basic outline for your bros.

"'Sup bro and Dirk. I know I was going to Karkats, but there was a problem there that has yet to settle down. So we thought we would crash here."

After hearing it in your mind you nodded it off, it was grade A+ with sprinkles on top. Best damn thing you thought of. Hell yes. Pulling the motorcycle into the garage, Karkat and the baby (Which has yet to be named) were right behind you. You could tell how annoyed Karkat was but you also know he was at least a little happy. Silently you entered through the garage door, and lead them to the stairs.

If I had luck earlier then, now I have bad luck because your bro has his sword out and so did Dirk. But sadly it was pointed at us, okay one that's a little fucked up. Not only that, but we Striders have a few rules.

1. Any guest who doesn't know how to fight are not allowed in it. They are by standards, which shouldn't be harmed in anyway shape or form.

2. Don't follow #1, you will get an ass whooping from Bro.

And so far their break both which isn't a thing for Striders to break their own rules. Quickly I pulled out my sword and let it lean a bit to the left but being held to the right. I could sense Karkat being hesitant and yet again angry. Looking at bro dead center, you could tell today isn't the day to be fucking around. You weren't sure why they are pointing weapons at Karkat and the baby.

Just in a swift motion, everything went okay to worse. I blinked for a second and then Karkat, me, and the baby were ambushed by not one Strider but two. Growling a little, you defended for yourself, the baby, and Karkat. It seemed like Karkat didn't leave his weapon, I was surprised, but whatever. If he thinks he can handle these guy (though I highly doubt it) then so be it.

It was a long battle but we were loosing oh so quickly.

-Time Skip (Boring battle)-

"Bro don't you dare fucking do it!" You yelled at your bro. Seeing the baby, cornered ticked you off greatly and not just that but Karkat is K. . So of course its up to you to persuade them to not kill the baby. You could see the baby crying and you swear it was going to create a bigger puddle if you don't make that child happy. Bro was watching you, as you watched him, while Dirk is watching you, bro, and Karkat. As he watched you, he has his sword well pointed the the baby.

You were very mad, in fact pissed. "The kid hasnt done anything to you!" You were at dead ally, no mans land, in Vietnam, you could feel this battle wasn't going to end with a peace treaty. It was going to be 'Treaty of the Striders.' But like anything you learn from awesome movies, just stair into their eyes and wait for a few seconds.

You all stood there waiting. Did you ever mention how pissed you were? The battle was heated and you know well that your eyes are glowing. You could see Dirks glow, and so far your bro hasnt glowed just yet.

Wait.

Wating.

Still waiting.

And that's when he spoke. "How do you know kid?" Sure it's a good question now but then it didn't really matter because you were angry. "Because whoever wanted it, wanted to kill it. Plus the kid is barely even old enough to eat anything solid." You need to tell Rose a thanks when this shit ends.

Hell you'll make her a comic about how thankful he was towards her. I guess when I said 'barely old enough' it made your bro lower his weapon. Just like that, he ordered Dirk to put down his weapon. You were a little surprised by this. In fact when he did this, you were very quick to pick the child up and rock it.

Yes, you need to tell Rose a thank you. That's when Bro asked, you weren't sure but you trust him. Well trust to tell about the Hunter. Sure enough you explained what happened from start to slight finI shed. "And that's where we are." Seeing how we Striders could pull off the most connections between a well put out fight, you could say we are one.

But enough with the ironic. You need to get this child to calm down. Gentenally rocking it back and forth, you quickly made a quick beat. Like that the other two joined into the beat as you rapped out your glorious rap battle song. And damn, you could say Mission success. Because the child stopped crying but is now laughing.

You couldn't help but smile at the little cutie. Okay he is so a Strider. And no you didn't mention he was a cutie. No way, not even ironically. Nope.

Anywho the child finally calmed enough for you to put it into bed. In fact in your bed with Karkat who has yet to wake up.

Coming back down, you all begin another rap battle. And so far the heat is rising and there's no stopping it. Nope. Not a chance in hell.