They sat in silence thinking about how to get Hermione's memory back. Then Ron started snapping his fingers and bouncing in his seat.
"I think he's having a fit. Ginny he's yours."
"I have an idea! Wait here." Ron bounced out of the room.
A second later he waltzed back in and grabbed Hermione. He dragged her out of the room and then down the corridors until they reached the familiar and unwelcome trapdoor in the ceiling on the seventh floor.
"What the hell are we doing here? How can Trelawney help get my memory back? Fraud though she undoubtedly is, her area of, I laughingly use the phrase, expertise is the future, not the past."
"You would be surprised my dear." Trelawney's voice floated down towards them. "Come up into my sanctum."
Ron pushed the fairly reluctant Hermione up the ladder and into the room that was reputed to be foggy because of the amount of incense that Trelawney burned there generally.
An hour later they burst back into Harry and Draco's room.
"YES! IT WORKED!"
"I AM A GENIUS!"
"I HAVE MY MEMORY BACK!"
"Wow that's brilliant Hermione! So you remember everything, now?"
"YES!"
Everyone was so happy that they started dancing round the room. It must be noted that there were a lot of kisses passed around.
When the euphoria had settled and everyone was tired of dancing Draco took to drilling Hermione for what she remembered.
"I remember Ron asking me out. That was so sweet. And our first date. In fact I remember everything about our relationship. I remember all the classes that I've taught. I remember everything. Including that prank that Draco persuaded Harry to play on the school."
"I don't remember any prank I played on the school, well not since I was a student."
"Remind us."
"You announced that the exams were moved forwards four months and that the students would be expelled if they failed. I have never seen any students work harder than they did then."
"Oh yes, that one. He! He! That was so much fun!"
"Well, that proves that she's got her memory back."
"Who's she? Mrs Norris's mother?"
"No dear, you."
"How did you do it Ron?"
"I took her to Trelawney! She did something then got Hermione to look into her huge crystal ball and then Hermione went into some sort of trance and an hour later she got up and kissed me. I took that to mean that she remembered everything. On the way back I confirmed it. I am such a genius!"
"You sound like Harry."
"Shut up Ginny!"