Note I do not own any of the ghost in the shell characters! But I do have rights to my own stories and their plots,
So please don't be copying with out giving me credit, or asking!
ILPALAZZO IS WATCHING YOU!
More Tachikomatic fun!
By Bloo-96
It's Afternoon, four tachikomas are gathered around a television in the lobby.
"What is this show?" asked one of them
"Robot wars" answered one of them
"Robot what?"
"Robot wars; it's a show about people controlling robots to fight each other for money or something like that" explained one of them
"Humm"
It studies the TV for a while
"Hey, Why don't we enter that competition, we're considered robots" it said
"What!" said the other three
"We should enter that competition, I bet you that we would beat every little excuse of a fighting machine that challenges us!" it said
"You're kidding right?" asked one of them
"Are you sure you had a diagnostics lately, or a virus scan or something?" asked another one
"We can't enter that type of competition, it would be unfair" explained another
"Oh come on, it would be fun! We could get some money for it"
"What use do we have for money?" asked one of them
"Yeah really" said another
"Ahhhhh,… well,… that's not important, but we would still have some fun, not to mention some publicity and respect for a change"
"Isn't it a bit too dangerous" asked one of them
"What are you talking about, we're tanks! We're always in dangerous situations, besides look at those things, they're tinny, I could probably step on one of them without even thinking; and they don't even have any weapons"
"Yeah except buzz saws and hammers, not to mention flame throwers, Flame Throwers!"
"So what, a couple of rounds with my chain gun and possibly a grenade or two for the fun of it would do the trick!"
One of the tachikomas starts laughing
"What's so funny?"
"I love how you act so tough and invincible, tell me, who was the one completely torn to shreds by a run away tank"
"Well, me, so it got lucky"
"Sure it did" said one of them
"Right, and who was also turned into Swiss cheese by a helicopter"
"Me Again,.. But it was an anti-tank helicopter; it sort of had the advantage"
"Wow and I thought seven was suppose to be a lucky number"
"I rest my case"
"Ok fine, then you go and enter the competition"
"I don't think so! It may be not as bad as yours, but I to have an unfortunate history too"
"fine then, what about you?"
"Look, we can't even enter! So stop wasting your time, or at least my time," said a tachikoma as it picks up a magazine
"Why cant we enter, come on, explain it to me"
"I already told you, it's unfair!" it answered
"How"
"Have you ever notice that none of them are bigger than a shoe box and that they posses no long rang capability!"it said
"So that doesn't mean anything"
"Ok, how about the fact that none of them are running on their own, they're all being controlled by a remote, we all are AI Driven!" said the frustrated tachikoma
"Yeah that's right, since the robots on the show are controlled by a remote they have no idea of what's happening and since we are all have an AI that makes us all self aware, we would have too big of an advantage" explained on of them
"So, we could fake it"
"Oh yeah and who is going to be our so called controller, the major?"
"The major!.. No I was thinking more like Batou"
"Batou wouldn't help us fix a competition, even if he wanted the money,.."
"Wait, wait I have an idea" interrupted one of them
"What's that?"
"Well,.. If we can some how hack into one of the ghost less androids around here,.."
"Who do you think we are,. The laughing man! We can't hack into one of those androids even if we wanted to" interrupted the one with the magazine
"Well,. I have over heard one of the mechanics complaining about not being paid enough, maybe he will help us"
"Yeah, and we have remotes stored around here somewhere"
"I still can't believe you guys want to fix a robot wars competition; I'm now starting to understand why the major doesn't like us chattering"
"Oh come on, it would be fun" explained one of them
"You also said sticking magnets to your hull was fun too, I still getting glitches to this day thanks to that, and that was before we were sent back to the lab!" Said the one with the magazine
"You believed me"
"Ok, we have a controller, but who's going to be the lucky tachikoma in the ring?"
They all look at the unit holding the magazine
"Oh no, don't look at me" it said
"Well, I can't do it because,… Batou needs me for stuff" said one of them
"I can't do it," said another
"Why not?"
"Just because" answered the tachikoma
"Good excuse"
"Hey, what about that new unit that came in today?" asked one of them
"What, the one that thinks its unit nine! It wouldn't stand a chance, I not even sure if it even fired any of its weapons yet!" Said one of them
"Hmm, we have to find somebody, anybody would do!" Said one of them
A tachikoma walks towards the group
"Hey TV, what are you guys watching?" it said
The group turns around and stares at the unit
"Jackpot"
"We have a winner"
"Perfect"
"You guys are idiots"
The tachikoma looks around and asks
"What are you guys looking at?"
"I'll get my cable ready!"
The End!
Yay! It's my second tachi fic!
Thanks to your reviews and support I decided to jump on this one ASAP!
It took some time the think of a plot and I think, THINK! I found a winner!
I hope you all enjoyed it!
More Tachikomatic fun is sure to come!
Bloo-96
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