Note: I stopped with the notes! Isn't like I'm going to get sued or anything!

Tachikomatic fun!

"Dodge ball" By bloo-96

In the hanger of section nine,

"Comrades! Today I have discovered a brand new game!" announced a Tachikoma standing on a box.

"Really, what's that?" asked a Tachikoma.

"Dodge ball!" it answered as it smacks the questioning tank with a large red rubber ball.

"What's Dodge ball?" asked another curious think tank.

"It's a game where you throw balls at other players!" it answered as it whacks the Tachikoma with a dodge ball.

"Does anyone here know how to play?" it asked.

"Where the heck are you getting all those balls from?" asked one of them.

"From the gym!" it answered as it launches another ball.

"So does anyone here know how to play?" it asked again.

"Don't we need safety equipment?" asked a concerned Tachikoma.

"No, safety equipment is for wimps!"answered the one on the box as it smashes the Tachikoma with a dodge ball.

"Don't we need teams? Because it's like you're against us all right now"

"Nah! We'll have a free for all!" said the one on the box after it struck the tank with a ball.

"Why do you keep hitting everyone one that's asking a question with a ball,.. Oh crap!"

Whack! A dodge ball slams into the Tachikoma.

"Because you're all not answering my question! Now who here knows how the play!" shouted the one standing on the box.

"I don't think I like this game" said one of the Tachikomas.

"Wrong answer!" It shouted as it smacked the Tachikoma with a dodge ball.

"Anyone else" it asked while it was tossing a ball in the air.

"Why?"

"Wrong!" it shouted as it clobbers the Tachikoma with a ball.

"Come on! Does anyone know how to play?"

All but one Tachikoma lie on the ground, some with dodge balls imbedded in their hulls.

"So, only one left huh?" said the one on the box.

The two tachikomas stand off for a few long minutes, finally the Tachikoma on the box throws the ball, the other one jumps over it.

"What! How did you?"

"Batou taught me this game already," it said as it picked up an arm full of balls.

It starts throwing a rapid stream of balls towards the one on the box. After a few long seconds the balls stop flying, completely overwhelmed by the intense blanket of balls, the one on the box is full of dents, it staggers for a brief second and falls backwards off the box.

"I'm invincible!" shouted the other Tachikoma.

A ball falls from the ceiling, and hits the celebrating Tachikoma, knocking it out. The Tachikoma crashes to the ground.

The End!

Note: Bloo-96 is not feeling good and is excused from gym class,

Signed parents of bloo-96

Tachikoma holding a dodge ball: "nice try, but your excuses don't work here!"

Bloo-96: "you've got to be kidding me!"

((WHACK!))

Well there you have it, my fourth tachi fic, and yes obviously it is based off on my own experiences in gym class! "They don't call me the sitting duck for nothing!"

(I'm not actually that bad at dodge ball) this actually happens one day in gym class, we were starting a game of dodge ball, and I was asking a ton of questions. Then came along an annoyed senior and smacks me with a dodge ball, really hard, I was knocked out for two class periods! Yeah that was fun. : P

Enough with my life story!

Now since I have finally recovered from the flu (and completed my late homework) I was able to jump back to typing, thanks for your reviews and support, if it wasn't for you guys I probably wouldn't be typing theses! I am so glad I could share these stories to fellow tachi fans such as yourselves, and as always I will try to come up with some more! Till then Cya!

Have an idea for Tachikomatic fun? Email meat make sure you include your pen name (I can't take all the credit) and who knows, I just might use your idea for the next Tachikomatic fun! Why not have tachi stories written by more than one fan!

Bloo-96

("TAKE CARE COMRADES!")