Tachikomatic fun

"Nice guys finish last"

"Comrades! I have good news!" announced a Tachikoma standing on a large white box in the middle of the hangar.

"Do you have to do this every morning?" asked one of the annoyed think tanks.

"Yeah really" said another.

"Today is different! I have really, really good news!" said the unit on the box.

"Ok, what is it now?" asked one of them.

"We have won the robot wars competition!" announced the unit as it holds up a large golden trophy"

"You what!"

"Wow, cool"

"You're telling me that you idiots actually pulled it off!" said a Tachikoma in shock.

"Yeah that's right, and I did it all by myself too" bragged the unit on the box.

"What! No you didn't! You guys tied me up, and force me to compete! You did nothing but yell at me, besides we never had the chance to compete because we were all dis,…"

Whack a dodge ball hits the Tachikoma.

"Would you like to continue lying to your friends?" asked the one on the box.

"But I'm not lying, it's the tru..."

Whack another dodge ball hits the Tachikoma

"Ok,.. I'll shut up now"

"Good"

"Hey, did you actually win that trophy?" asked a Tachikoma suspiciously.

"Of course I did, how else would I have it" explained the unit on the box.

"Humm, I guess you do have a good point there"

The major storms into the hanger.

"OK, one of you has some major explaining to do for me!" she shouted.

The Tachikoma on the box hides the trophy in its pod.

"What's the problem major?" it asked nervously

"This!" she shouted as she turned on one of the TVs hanging from the ceiling of the hanger.

TV: "Police are still investigating the theft of a trophy from a robot wars competition last night. According to the security cameras, the culprit seems to be a large blue spider-like robot, so far there are no leads; now for the weather, bob tell us about the forecast, IT GUNNA RAIN! Thank you bob for that weather statement, coming up after the break, should Dumpster diving become an Olympic event? More after this"

"Ha! I knew it! I knew you idiots wouldn't make it!" said a Tachikoma that was reading a book.

"Now which one of you stole that trophy!" demanded the major, the group turns around to find that the Tachikoma that was standing on the box has disappeared.

"Hey where did it go?"

"Look there's a note"

"Let me see"

a Tachikoma studies the note.

"Humm, it says; Fellow Tachikomas, I have decided to take my vacation time starting now, I don't know where I 'm going or when I'll be back. All that I know is that I'll be gone for a while, so don't waste your time trying to look for me, sincerely Unit one.PS what ever you do, don't go into the custodial closet, I won't be hiding in there anyway"

"Oh brother, what a moron!" said one of the Tachikomas.

"Looks like some ones going back to the lab"

One of the other Tachikomas hums "Taps" as the major storms out of the hanger.

THE END!

"Taps" is a song for military funerals (but you probably already knew that)

That's right it's my fifth one! Bust out the Dr. Pepper its party time! As you can already tell this is the sequel to my second chapter. More Tachikomatic fun is sure to come, and also (if I ever get the bugs worked out) a tachi version of Final Destination, "final destination" (wow what a perfect title for it!) coming,... eventually!

(God I hate writer's block!)

Bloo-96

((Purge!))