Tachikomatic fun!
"The Musical?" (God I hate musicals)
In a helicopter, unknown location, the major, Batou, and one Tachikoma, are on route to a mission.
"Major, how long is this flight going to take?" asked the Tachikoma.
"I don't know, just be patient and quit asking us" answered the major.
"But I'm sooo bored!" complained the anxious tank.
"Quit your complaining!" barked the major.
"Sheesh, what got into you today?" asked Batou.
The major didn't say anything she just stared out the window.
The Tachikoma looked around the cabin desperately to find something to fiddle around with.
"You know what, I'm starting to wonder how long this thing's going to take too, it felt like we've been flying for days" said Batou.
"Well according to the pilot we have four hours left in the flight," said the major.
"Four hours!" Both Batou and the Tachikoma said.
Silence filled the cabin; the only sound was the humming of the twin engines until finally,
"I know what could make this trip shorter, I learned a new song today, mind if I sing it?" asked the Tachikoma.
"A song? Humm, I guess so" answered Batou.
The major just stared at the Tachikoma and then looked down to the floor.
"Fine, get it over with" she said.
The Tachikoma prepared it self,
"Ok, here it goes"
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it,…"
"That's enough!" Shouted the major.
Batou tries not to laugh.
"You didn't like it major?" asked the confused think tank.
"Tachikoma take note, I forbid you to ever sing that song again, understood," said the major.
"But,."
"No buts!" interrupted the major.
Realizing that there was no way to convince the major to let it keep singing, the Tachikoma accepted defeat and said depressingly,
"yes ma'am"
"What are you talking about, that was the best singing I have ever heard, we should take it to the United States and enter it for American idle, make some real money" Joked Batou
The Tachikoma jumped in excitement.
"Do you really think so Mr. Batou?" it shouted in enjoyment.
"Don't give it ideas Batou"
"What, I was just kidding" said Batou.
"Hey! I got another song would you like to hear it" said the Tachikoma.
The major was starting to get annoyed.
"No more singing!" she shouted.
"Lighten up major, let it have some fun" Batou said.
"Go ahead," he said to the eager tank.
"Ok, here it goes," said the Tachikoma.
"This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. Someone started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because. This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my…"
"Tachikoma!" shouted the major.
Batou breaks out laughing.
The END!
I decided to make the major a victim for once.
(Here's a prompt "if you want it" what was bothering the major "other than the Tachikoma")
Go ahead use it if you want!
My teachers hate it when I sing one of those two songs, I can't tell you how many times I was kicked out of class for singing, ironically even in Vocal. Oh well I guess every one is a critic!
It might take me a little longer to post stories because a virus took out my Internet a few years ago and I was too lazy to call the Cable Company. so I use the school computers to post, and after a year of flying under the radar they caught me! So most likelyfan ficwill be added to the districts block list. But don't worry, I might get lucky and they just look the other way on the issue orI could get off my lazy butt andcall the cable company, orI'll take my computer to the local PC lounge, whatever I'll still get them out for you guys!
As always more Tachikomatic Fun is sure to come!
Bloo-96
(((Counter Attack!)))