Tachikomatic Fun! By: Bloo-96
"Paintball!"
"Comrades! Today is the day we stop the enemy! Today's the day we take them on in full force! We'll fight them in the streets, we'll fight them on the beaches we'll…"
"What are you talking about" interrupted one of the Tachikomas.
"Oh yeah that's right, maybe it would be a good idea to tell you what's going on huh"
Said a Tachikoma standing on a box as it points its gun at the other and opens fire.
"Ahhhhggg,……. Huh? Wait a second,.. I'm not dead?"
"Nope they're just paintballs," said the unit standing on the crate.
"Wow, but where did you get them?" asked a curious Tachikoma.
-At the majors house-
The major is watching TV,
TV: "A theft at a local recreation sports store has police puzzled, according to the cameras the culprit seems to be a large, blue, spider-like robot. More on this story later"
"That son of a bitch!" shouted the major.
-Back at section 9 headquarters-
"Ah,.. Well,.. That doesn't matter right now. Go ahead, try them out" said the unit on the box.
"Where do we load them?" asked one of the tanks.
"You're already loaded" explained the Tachikoma.
"What? How?"
"I loaded you when you were all sleeping" explained the unit on the box.
"Go ahead try it out" it said again
The Tachikomas begin to shoot each other. One of them shoots live ammunition at another and completely rips it apart.
"I knew I forgot somebody," said the tank on the box.
"So what do we do now?" asked one of Tachikomas.
"Well, all the members of section nine are gone today, except for us, and we have the whole place to ourselves"
"Wow"
"Really"
"What are we going to do?"
All the Tachikomas gather around the one standing on the box.
"I've invited some friends to come in and play paintball with us" said the unit standing on the box.
"You invited people here!" shouted an excited Tachikoma
"You have friends?" said another one.
"Yeah, and I bet they're here now! Saddle up and lock n' load!" said the Tachikoma as it jumped off the box.
"I have a bad feeling about this," said another Tachikoma as it followed the group.
-In a dark hallway-
"So where are these friends?" asked one of the tanks.
"Yeah really, we've been walking for hours" complained another one.
"They're hiding of course, when you're being hunted you don't just stand out in the open with a big sign" explained the lead Tachikoma.
"I'm starting to think that it imagined its friends" whispered one of the units to another.
"Yeah no kidding" said other Tachikoma.
"I heard that! So you all think I'm crazy, huh?" shouted the lead Tachikoma
"Oh great now we have to put up with this again"
An armored suit jumps out into the hallway in front of the group of Tachikomas and aims its' gun at one of them.
"Ha! There you are! See guys I told you!" shouted the lead unit.
"Its, its an, ar, ar, armored suit!" stuttered one of the tanks.
"So?"
"You idiot! They have the capability of killing us all!"
"Relax, they're just paintballs" said the lead unit.
The suit opens fire on one of the Tachikomas and completely destroys it.
" Just paintballs huh?"
"I knew I forgot to do something"
The suit slowly walks towards the lead Tachikoma.
"Live ammo or not, we can still take it on with force right guys?… Guys?"
The Tachikoma looks around noticing that all the others have abandoned it.
"We're with you all the way," shouted a Tachikoma on the distant end of the hallway
"Yeah, you can do it, we have faith in you!" shouted another one
The suit stopped and aimed its gun at the lead Tachikoma.
"You've got to be kidding me!"
The end!
Sorry this one took a while, lately I've been busy with school, paintball/Airsoft, LARPing (Live Action Role Playing ) and other things, so I haven't been able to get to the computer lately.
Yay! This is my eighth chapter to Tachikomatic fun and there's more to come!
Till then Cya!
Bloo96!
R3S3t T3h W0RLI)