Tachikomatic… HALLOWEEN
By Bloo-96
"Comrades! Today we learn the basic techniques of surviving a horror movie!" shouted a tachikoma standing on a box.
"Horror movie!" said the group in unison.
"Why are we learning how to survive a horror movie?" asked one of them.
"Because we're currently in one!" said the tachikoma on the box.
"You idiot this isn't a horror movie this is a story" said a tachikoma.
"Well then that makes this a horror story" said one other units.
"This still doesn't make any sense" said another one.
"Hey! I'm only going through these once so pay attention!" said the unit on the box.
"No problem" said the group.
"Ok, Rule # 10, never leave the group!"
"What? Never leave the group? wouldn't it be a good idea to leave the group?" asked a tachikoma.
"Yeah, if we all stay together wouldn't the maniac have a chance to take us all out in one shot?" asked another one.
"Do you know what I have to say about that?"
"What?"
"EVERY TACHIKOMA FOR ITSELF!" shouted the tachikoma as it ran away from the group.
"Wait! Don't go" said a tachikoma as an attempt to save it's comrade, but its too late, all the group can do is watch the tank fade into the distance.
"Do you think it's going to be all right?" asked one of them.
A scream is heard from the distance followed by an explosion.
"… lets just move on, rule # 9 never take anything from the dead" said the tachikoma on the box.
"Wait, did you say we cant take anything from the dead?" asked a tachikoma.
"Yeah that's correct" answered the tank on the box.
"I was afraid you would say that" said the tachikoma.
Suddenly a glowing blight blue cloud rises from the ground and encircles the tachikoma, with a flash of light, it was gone.
"I don't like what's going on here!" shouted a scared think tank.
"Just pay attention to the rules and you'll be fine,… I hope" said another tachikoma.
"Rule # 8 if you see something strange, globulous, or slimy, do not touch it"
"You mean like this slime ball over here?" asked a tachikoma as it touched the slime ball.
"You moron, don't touch it!"
"Oh come on, what's the worst that could,…"
The slime ball absorbs the think tank.
"We're all going to die!!!" shouted tachikoma.
"rule #7 never panic" said the tachikoma on the box.
The panicking tachikoma explodes.
"rule # 6 if one of your group is missing for a while suddenly returns and no longer seems frightened, and constantly assuring you that there is really nothing to be worried about, stay away from them"
A tachikoma walks towards the group from a distance.
"Hey guys! I have great news!" it shouts.
The group shoots the tachikoma, it drops to the ground lifeless.
"I don't think it was possessed" said one of the tanks.
"We couldn't take the chance" said another one.
"Yeah, I never trusted that unit any way"
"Rule # 5 listen closely to the sound track" said the tachikoma on the box.
"What kind of rule is that?" asked one of them.
-Dramatic music begins to play in the back ground-
"Seriously, what does music have to do with anything?" the tachikoma continued.
The music grows louder, the group begins to back a way from the tachikoma.
"what are you guys…"
A sword goes through the tachikoma, it drops to the ground.
-The music stops-
"Wow there's only three of us left ,and there's only three rules left, we might actually make it!" said one of the remaining tachikomas.
"Yeah, once this is all done, I'm going to be the best tachikoma that I can!" said another tachikoma.
"Rule # 3 never publicly announce your plans for the future if you make it out alive. It guarantees that you have no future" said the unit on the box.
"crap"
The lights cut out, a few seconds later the lights turn back on. The tachikoma is on the floor disassembled.
"Rule # 2 never unlock the door and look outside" said the tachikoma on the box.
"What did you say?" said a tachikoma as it opened a door. A large tentacle raps around the think tank and pulls it outside.
"And finally rule # 1, never be in a room by your self" said the tachikoma on the box.
It looks around the room, it is the only surviving tachikoma there.
"not good!"
The lights cut out.
THE END MUHAHAHA!
There you have it, my Halloween special, I am a little late posting this one because I was lazy and put it off…
Thanks for reading and putting up with my laziness, hope you enjoyed it, I'll try to post another story soon, till then, later.
-Bloo96
"Procrastinators unite!……..Tomorrow!"