I forgot to mention in previous chapters! I don't own Yugioh, and this story is for the amusement of other people! I don't earn money with it! (Don't want to either ...)
I also apologize to the real Yugi! I found out a few days ago...
In season zero manga, it got mentioned that Yugi has diabetes, and thus I want to apologize for letting him eat all that sugar in the last chapter! Sorry Yugi! I hope you can forgive me for that! (But I'll try to find a way to make him enjoy sugar again ^w^)
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, and this story is made for pure amusement of others!
How did this happen? He didn't know, and if he didn't know any better, he'd swear Yami was drugged. Why did Yugi think that? Well seeing as how his eyes were all crazy, red going over to purple*, his magenta tips were red, his hair was tousled, and his leather pants were... nowhere to be found, how could you not?
And though Yugi did not think Yami was ever going to remember this, he knew a lot of other people would... Sure, Yugi and Yami couldn't come out in public at schooldays, but what made them go to a night party again?
He just hoped there weren't going to be any rumors about The King of Games also being the King of Hearted Boxers...
Seeing as how that would be unavoidable, Yugi decided he better got on the stage and dragged Yami away, before this got anymore out of hand.
To say people were shocked to see a second 'Yugi' would be an understatement. The crowd became almost silent, and the music became softer. People began to scream OMG and some began fangirling beyond belief.
"What thje? Whe dje mjuwsic go?" Yami shouted, his eyes foggy. He noticed Yugi tapping his foot behind him, blushing, but still very angry, and a hint of disappointment was written over his face as well.
"Ow, ellow hikariiiii," he smiled, walking towards Yugi, secretly planning to plant a kiss on the other's face when Yugi took his ear and dragged him to the front of the stage, "Aï! Aw! Wheda ya duin?" he asked. Yugi didn't pay him any attention and looked at the crowd. "Where'd his pants go?" He shouted, pointing at Yami who acted like a bunny*, clearly unamused at the situation. A ruffle went through the crowd before the pants was thrown on the stage. Some fans shouted stuff like "OMG Yugi I love you!" and he was sure he heard someone scream, "Yugi, marry me!"
Yugi looked at Yami and pointed towards the pants. "Put it back on, NOW!" The taller obliged. But he couldn't help using the crowd to get to Yugi.
"Hey! Do you think he's gonna be happy when I hug him?!" Yami asked loudly, receiving some cheers. "Or maybe the baby panda wants to cuddle!" He got more cheers, and Yugi was trying to get off the stage, but failed to do so in time. Yami had scooped him up and held him above his head*.
"Y-ami! Put me down!" Yugi shouted in panic. "MAYBE HE WANTS TO..." Yami looked up. "No! Don't!" Yugi pleaded, but this time, Yami didn't listen.
"CROWDSUUURF!" Yami continued as he threw Yugi a fairly large distance.
YAAAAmmmmiii...!" Yugi was being pulled down by fans.
"Omg can I hug you?" One asked. "Will you marry me?" Another asked (again).
"Who's the other guy?"
Yugi froze. "Yeah, what's his name?"
"Who is he?"
"Why does he look like you?"
"Is he your brother?"
"No! No, he's uh..." Yugi stammered. He looked up when a shadow casted itself over him. He looked up to see Yami standing on an elevated platform of the stage, a harsh light behind him.
"Delusional," One girl suddenly said, "Disobedient," Another added, "Dramatical!" A third shouted. They all looked at each other before squealing.
"No.. It's not..." Yugi wasn't loud enough as they screamed, "BOYFRIEND!"
Yugi chocked nearly as panic rose. Everyone was staring at him, but all eyes went to Yami as he began to talk.
"Yugi! I have to tell you something!" He threw a microphone with perfect precision to the shorter.
"... Wh-What is it?" Yugi was going to faint if Yami would confess then and there! Wait, what was he thinking? Yami didn't like Yugi in that way, did he?
"I challenge you to a children's card game!" Yami winked as he pointed at Yugi.
*season zero style :p
2* if you have seen ShadyVox's abridged Yu-Gi-Oh GX episode 1, you will know what it means :)
3* Yugi = 40 Kg .. unless i remember badly...
I know this wasn't as funny as all the others but I was trying... some bad stuff happened, so this is me trying to cheer myself up I guess.
Next time they'll be at the beach. Ok people, I need some ideas for funny stuff. Because as you can see, I require assistance.