Hey people! Please check out my poll, and yes, this isn't any better from the 1st chapter, it's even worse, I don't know what's wrong with me- I haven't been writing in such a long time, it takes a while to get back on the same level again...

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh and the story is purely made for other's amusement.

Noise woke Yugi. He and the others had been at the beach today... Something cold tickled his feet... His legs were heavy... Holy crap! A crab pinched his ass!

"Yugi don't move! You'll ruin my work!" Yami's voice whined.
He looked up to meet the other's eyes.
"What... are you doing?" He asked. Whatever it was, it couldn't be good. Yami grinned and took a camera. He then walked a few meters away and took a picture. Yugi sticked out his tongue.
"Okay, now you can move!" Yami's voice sounded. Yugi got up and saw a sand castle had been build above him. He felt bad for ruining it, but luckily Yami had a picture.
"Hey, Yugi?" His friend asked as he came over. Yugi looked up and tilted his head.
"What is it?"

Yami pointed at something behind him.
"Who are those two?"
Yugi looked over his shoulder. A very pale guy with red flaming hair, tied in a spiky ponytail, wearing black swimming boxers, was running frantically towards them. He was pretty muscled, but you'd rather think he was underfed because of his nearly white skin. He also had neon-green eyes. ...

He was also screaming, making himself look pretty funny. Yugi couldn't help but crack a smile. Neither could Yami.
The guy was being chased by a curly, black-haired guy who had a scar at the right side of his face, as if a flamethrower had been doing the damage. He was even more muscled than the red-head, and looked pretty sadistic. His swimming boxers were blue, fitting with his blue eyes.

"HEEEERRROOOOOOOO!" He yelled, "Come back you geek! I know you were the one who stole them!"
The redhead screamed again, "NOOO I SWEAR!"
Yami and Yugi looked at each other.
The blackhead stopped a few feet in front of them, as the redhead continued to run past them, and panted. He gave them a nasty glare and stated, "What?"
Yugi jumped a bit as Yami shot the glare right back at him. The guy then blinked and laughed, "Oh wait, it's you guys! The ones that Miqu secretly ships behind their backs!" He grinned. Yami dropped his glare in surprise. What was this guy talking about?!
"What're you called? uh.. Yufi and Yamosh?"
Somehow the redhead had noticed he wasn't chased anymore and had apparently come back.
"Tokado!" He whined, "Stop trying to break the 4th wall!"
"Stop whining Hero," 'Tokado' snorted back, making a beak with his hand, opening and closing it. The raven-head turned back to the spiky-haired teens and grinned as he threw something at Yami. The shorter, who caught it, looked at it questionably, seeing it was some kind of... bag with candy?
"Miqu told me to give it to you guys," Tokado 'explained'.

"Holy Marie! Don't-" Hero said, but stopped when he noticed Tokado's attention was back on him again. He quickly turned around at ran away, disappearing out of sight, faster than Usain Bolt, as he was chased by an equally fast pursuer who was back onto yelling, "HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Yami and Yugi blinked after them, before looking at the bag. Pink, flashy words on it were stating, 'Yugios, they're yugilicious!' They both shrugged and tried some of the candy, finding it addictively addictive, so they ate all of it. Both began making another sandcastle, enjoying the hot afternoon sun. After the bag was empty, Yami threw it behind his head, deciding he'd clean it up later. Unseen by them, a hand picked up the bag again.
"What, are they supposed to taste like Yugi perhaps?" Suddenly Yami Bakura's voice stated from behind them.
"No, they don't taste like Yugi at all, Yugi is sweeter," Yami teased.
"Hey! What do you know what I taste like anyway!?" Yugi remarked. Yami and Yugi jumped back as realization hit them, and they looked up surprised.

"Where in Ra's name did you come fro-o-o-... ..." Yami looked at who was standing behind the white-haired thief.
There was Yami Marik, and... ... wait... HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!? Yami and Yugi's eyes widened at seeing Akefia and Atem.
"That's what I would like to know," Atem stated as he walked up to Yami and Yugi, "See, I was just doing Pharaohy-stuff, when all of a sudden, your white haired friend was falling out of the sky. Then there was this red-haired girl that was with him, and she so what kidnapped us, gave us something to eat- and dropped us here!" Atem stated bluntly. Yami blinked. This was not how he would behave, he thought, when he was a pharaoh...

"I told you! I don't know who that girl was! She kept hugging me and calling me fluffy!" Bakura said enraged. Akefia, Yugi and Marik snorted in their laughter as Yami cracked a smile.
"But Bakura, she was quite nice! She even gave us pie!" Marik chuckled.
"Pie?" Yugi asked confused.
"Pie!" Akefia said, looking like a dog that heard his master call for him.
"Yes, certainly, PIE!" Atem held up his finger seriously. Bakura face-palmed and sighed, "She spiked the food. I had two pieces of it before I finally noticed. Marik had 3, and the pharaoh and Akefia, who had never eaten something so good in their lives, have devoured more than WHOLE 2 pies..."
Yugi stopped laughing and looked worriedly at his yami, before looking at the others again.
"What was her name?" He gulped. He was sure he was going to regret the answer.
"I think it was... Miqu?" Marik shrugged, getting a nod from Bakura and Atem. ... Oh... Yugi did regret the answer!

... Time skip of about 30 minutes later...

"Yugi! Prepare the defenses!" Yami shouted as he avoided being hit by something sandy flying towards him. Suddenly a wall of sand formed in front of them as another cannonball was fired.
"Yugi you saved future me! Thank you!" Atem cheered before being hit and put facedown by a sandball that Bakura had thrown.
"Get off the floor Atem! We must defend our sandpalice at all costs!" Yugi ordered.
"Right!"

Bakura laughed. He might've been the only one who was a bit in his mind, but he had never thought he'd be having fun with his past self and the psychopathic Marik and Malik, by kicking the pharaoh's butt with a sandcastle war.
"Bakura, help me out here for a sec!" Malik called as he readied another sandcannon.

"Are you sure it'll work Yugi?" Yami asked like a little kid who didn't know any better.
"Yes, it will, now just do it!" Yugi urged. Yami and Atem shrugged and used their shadow magic to do as they were told.

"Oh my, it seems we will be victorious if we use that Malik!" Bakura said with delight in his voice.
"... Um... guys?" Akefia said as a shadow loomed over them and their sandfortress. All four looked up and gasped. They were met by Yugi, sitting on a water-sand-Slifer the executive producer! ... He even had a tie and a little suitcase...
"Taste my wrath!" Yugi said evilly. Marik screeched as if he had seen Satan, Malik looked up with a dumbstruck face, Akefia looked plain terrified and Bakura didn't even know the reference so he was freaking out.
But then Yugi slipped! He fell down, and down, and down... into darkness...

...

"Yuuuugiii?"

...

"Yugi!"
"Wah!" Yugi shot up with a start. He was met by Yami who was glowing red as the evening sky was getting more and more orange.
"What... happened?"
"You were having a dream, I think..." Yami answered.
"Do you remember what it was about?" He came to sit down next to the hikari.

"... Sand... castle wars..." Yugi turned away cringing, not noticing he had spoiled the moment as he stood up and walked away, leaving behind a very confused Yami. The taller shrugged. Must be the ice-cream from earlier...