Yes, this took longer than expected. I've been having computer troubles, visiting relatives, homework, you get the idea. But it's here now, so enjoy!


Ralph walked through game central station looking for a place that would have candy. "Hero's Duty...nope. Mario...nope. Sonic...nope. Sugar Rush..." Ralph stopped. "What do you know?" Ralph rolled his eyes. "Of course it would be this game." He had never liked Sugar Rush, especially the theme song. Why was most of it in Japanese anyway? But Felix wanted candy, and since he could never leave his game and get it himself...

Ralph hopped on the train, which was painted a ridiculous shade of pink, and rode in. "Felix better like what I pick out for him." Ralph muttered under his breath.

"S-U-G-A-R jump into your racing car say Sugar Rush! Sugar Rush!" the theme song echoed throughout the game.

Ralph sighed. "I'll just grab a quick something and be out of here. Felix will like it." Ralph walked along the trail in front of him. He was honestly repulsed at all of the pink in the game. In fact, he was so repulsed, he wasn't paying attention to where he was going and walked over a fallen peppermint-stick bridge. All of the sudden, the branch gave way and he was falling!

Ralph landed in a pile of Nesquik sand. "Aw crap." Ralph swore and tried to wiggle free from the sand, but to no avail. "Now what do I do?"

A rope dropped down. "Grab on!" yelled a voice.

Ralph did as the voice asked. He heard the roaring of a car engine right before he was roughly pulled out of the sand.

" That was a Double stripe, Ralph. How many times do I have to tell you? Double stripes disappear, doy."

Ralph stared at the girl in front of him. She had black hair tied up in a pony tail. Her hair also had candy all over it. The candy-haired girl...like Felix said

The girl laughed. "Is this some kind of joke? Of course we have, stinkbrain!"

Ralph frowned. "Stinkbrain? Are you insulting me?"

The girl's smile fell. "You really...don't remember?"

"I have never seen you in my life." Ralph said. "What's your name?"

Vanellope," said Vanellope. "But...how can you not remember me?"

Ralph shrugged. "How am I supposed to remember what I've forgotten?

"Good point..." Vanellope trailed off. "I suppose Sargent Calhoun might know what to do. Come on, she's supposed to be at my castle soon. She's going to report the results of the perimeter check."

"Perimeter check?" asked Ralph. "What for?"

"Oh yeah." said Vanellope. "You wouldn't remember, would you? It's to check for any signs of Turbo..." Vanellope's eyes widened. " Hey, who's the hero in your game?"

"Repairman Frank." said Ralph confidently. "What?" he asked, noticing Vanellope's silence.

"I think we should go see Calhoun." she said at last.


"Here it is," said Vanellope. "My castle."

"It looks nice." said Ralph.

Vanellope pushed open the doors. A tall woman with blonde hair stood in front of a throne, tapping her fingers impatiently. "Ralph." she nodded towards him, then turned towards Vanellope "Nothing to report."

"Good," said Vanellope. "Have you been in Fix-it Felix Jr. lately, Sargent Calhoun?"

"Not since the party three days ago." Calhoun answered. "Come to think of it, I haven't seen Felix either."

Ralph raised his eyebrow. "Felix? Felix is a glitch. How can you know him? He's never left his game in his life!"

Calhoun and Vanellope exchanged glances. "He's not a glitch, actually." Calhoun said. "Felix is the hero of his own game, Fix-it Felix Jr."

"Felix? Hero of his own game?" said Ralph, voice full of disbelief. "Then why is he the way he is now?"

"Because of Turbo." said Vanellope. "He must have changed the coding in your game!"

"That's possible?" asked Ralph.

"He did it to my game, took everyone's memories and turned me into a glitch." said Vanellope. "Same thing he's done in your game."

"Well, how are we going to fix my game then?" Ralph inquired.

"I haven't the slightest clue." Calhoun said. "I think I should scope out the scene first."

"We." said Vanellope. "I'm coming too. I'm pretty sure I can leave my game now."

Calhoun shrugged. "Alright then. Let's go."