3.1 (GammaTron)
Mike blinked a few times as he Awoke. Looking down, he saw a pair of mounds that should not have been there on his body. Michele Schmidt sighed, realizing that it was going to be that thing he was warned by other Loopers was gonna happen.
"FUCK ME!"
Michele yelped, nearly falling out of her chair and quickly turned on the tablet. She blinked a few times. Currently on a rant on the main stage was a young woman with purple hair, wearing a white button shirt, a purple vest, purple pants, and black dress shoes...with an interesting pair of rabbit ears on her head. Giggling to herself was a shorter young, blond-haired woman in a yellow and white dress from the seventies, the front of the dress having 'Let's Eat' on it. Shaking her head nearby was the tallest of the three women with her brown shoulder-length hair under a top hat and bear ears. She wore a formal black and brown suit with a red bowtie on her neck.
"This is going to be one strange Loop, huh?" Michelle turned to see a tall, shapely woman with long, red hair, a hook for a hand, an eyepatch, and what would be a stereotype for a pirate captain's attire...with a somewhat exposed animatronic fox tail and a furry pair of fox ears.
"True, Foxy," Michelle admitted.
"Apparently, I'm called 'Foxine' this Loop. Freddy's 'Fredi,' Bonnie's 'Bon-bon,' and Chica's 'Chichi,'" the pirate fox sighed, leaning against the border of the door, "...And apparently, we can eat and drink because the guy who made us wanted us to be as life-like as possible. ...Got anything that can get me good and drunk for the rest of the Loop?"
"Nope," Michelle sighed.
"Son of a bitch," both slumped.
"DAMN YOU, TREE!" 'Bon-Bon' roared to the heavens or, specifically, to Yggdrasil.
3.2 (GammaTron)
Jeremy scratched his head, trying to make sense of what he was seeing. Right now, he had taken Mike's place again, but there was something off. For one, the Animatronics were all waiting for him in the office. The second, they were all shivering and checking the cameras.
"Uh...Hello?"
Jeremy had never seen the four move so fast before. Foxy was stuck in the ceiling, Chica was trying to hide under the desk, and Bonnie and Freddy were in fetal position, sucking their thumbs.
"Uh...What just happened?" Jeremy asked.
'We had a Stealth Anchor last Loop,' Freddy held up a sign while still frightened, 'The guy who was here...' flip, '...was the Pyro. And he wasn't Awake.'
"The who?" Jeremy asked.
'Did ye not have a Loop in Team Fortress 2, laddie?!' Foxy tapped.
"No. Never even heard of it," Jeremy replied.
=Five minutes later=
"...So he burned you all?" Jeremy asked.
"SCREEEE!"
"Oh, he broke Bonnie's head, Freddy's arm, and then set your head on fire," Jeremy nodded, "And then when it got put out, he took out a lighter."
'I do not want to deal with an Unawake Pyro again...' Freddy signed.
"Oh, that reminds me," Jeremy noted before a figure entered the room behind him, "Apparently, there are two Night Guards this Loop, and he's Awake too."
The Pyro gave a muffled 'hello' and a wave. The animatronics all screamed before running out of the room and into the backstage area, where they quickly barricaded the door. Jeremy scratched his head in confusion as he looked at the Pyro and then at where the Animatronics had fled.
"Got any clue what's wrong with them?" Jeremy asked, earning a shrug and a muffled 'I don't know' from the Pyro as he/she lit a party hat on fire.
3.3 (Detective Ethan Redfield)
It was Late Afternoon in Dallas, Texas, at the Texas Ranger's Headquarters. Trivette grabbed his jacket as he strode towards the elevator with purpose, "Walker, I'm off."
Walker gave his partner a nod and asked with levity, "Gonna check on your investments? Like that cattle deal?"
Trivette held up his hands in defense, "How could I have known there were no cattle?"
Walker shrugged, "I don't know, you go out to the ranch and actually looked?"
Trivette pulled off his ten gallon and rubbed his head, "Look, I'm not doing any more investments right now. A new place is opening up, and I'll be working overnight security on the weekends. I start tonight."
Walker blinked, "Huh...and it won't interfere with your task force duties?"
"I have it worked out with the restaurant that investigations come first. They have a backup guard on call should any investigations come up. The place is only ten minutes away."
Walker shrugged. It was out of the ordinary that he took a security job instead of his usual careless investments, but better that than losing money to another phony oil investment with the IRS breathing down their necks. "Alright. What's the place?"
Trivette pulled out a flier and handed it to Walker. Walker's hopeful attitude at Travette turning things around disappeared completely. "Freddy's Fazbear Pizzeria, you haven't heard the stories about the one in Aurora, Colorado?"
James held up his hands, "I did look into it, and they're legit, really. Fazbears has several restaurants throughout the country. The news says the incident was isolated and the animatronics there had been tampered by a disgruntled employee."
The ranger looked at Travette with concern. "Trivette, you're my friend. As your friend, I'm asking, begging you to quit. I don't want to investigate my friend's murder by animatronic robot."
Trivette gave Walker a pat on the shoulder. "Walker, you worry too much. Opportunity has knocked, and I'm gonna take it."
The more experienced ranger thought for a minute, then replied. "Alright. But I'm coming with you. I'll meet you tonight, 30 minutes to midnight outside the restaurant, alright?"
Trivette almost shrugged him off, but noticed the concerned expression. "Alright, Walker."
Trivette sat at the booth and read a magazine while Walker flipped through the monitors with fervor. The night had only just begun, but already Walker noticed things were different from what the other loopers had told him about this restaurant. First thing, there was no Pirates Cove. Second, there was no phone guy giving messages to Trivette. Heck, there weren't even blast doors, just a regular computer monitor and a couple easily closed wooden doors. Walker shifted his monitor to the center stage, where Freddy, Bonnie and Chica were sitting perfectly still. Their eyes were closed and they hadn't moved from their spot an inch for an hour.
He sent out a ping, only for five pings to appear, quite a distance away to the northeast. Freddy and the other two weren't awake then...here at least. Trivette did say that there were other Fazbear Pizzerias in the country, maybe Freddy was awake in another state altogether.
The next night was much like the first, quiet and completely uneventful. Trivette seemed mildly annoyed, "Walker, I appreciate your concern, but I'm fine. I did some more research last night, and the company that built the animatronics recalled most of their robots, fixing their lock up issues and further reprogrammed them with additional security features before the company reopened their restaurants."
Walker licked his lips. "Maybe you're right, Trivette. Still, I'd like to meet the manager. You think you could arrange a meeting? I don't want Dallas' Fazbear Pizzaria to be like Aurora's."
The manager was very accommodating for Walker. He showed Walker reports on the incident and how Fazbears was working to correct their chain's mistakes. He even offered to set up a meeting with the new company owner, who had instructed all restaurant owners to inform him if someone was concerned about the animatronics and their previous safety issues. The owner arrived next Thursday and met with Walker at the Taskforce's headquarters. Walker invited the man into a conference room and closed the door behind him. Immediately after the door closed, a ping washed over Walker, originating from the owner. Walker returned with his own Ping. The owner's mouth spread into a wide grin, "So you were the one who sent out the ping earlier. My name is Mike Schmidt. Ordinarily, I'm the night guard for Fazbear's Pizzeria, but this loop I own the company. Awoke a year ago and started implementing changes and fixing the company's dirty reputation."
Walker seemed to relax a bit. "Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger. I'm the anchor for my loop. My partner, James Trivette, is moonlighting as a security guard for your company. Should I be concerned for him?"
Mike shook his head. "No, no. All the problems have been ironed out. In addition to programming a night function into the animatronics that recognizes the guards as both lawfully present and fully human, I ordered a safety feature installed that, should an animatronic enter the security booth, the endoskeleton would lock up completely, rendering the robot inert. Further, the robots were re-designed to solve the lock up issues that plagued the first generation animatronics, so they are kept on lockdown throughout the night anyway."
Walker nodded, "Is that so? Alright, a couple more things, I'd like remote access to the Dallas Fazbear Camera System, that way I can check on Trivette at any time. Further, our animatronics are to be fitted with a remote switch that will lock down the robots in case their programming fails. That switch will be given to Trivette."
Mike nodded, "Done and done. Now that your concerns with Fazbear's Pizzaria have been addressed, tell me about the Texas Rangers and your loop."
3.4 (GammaTron)
'Chica, talk,' Freddy ordered.
Chica shook her head. Mike facepalmed with a sigh, trying to figure out what was going on with Chica this Loop.
'C'mon, Lass, won't ye try t' sing us a few hums?' Foxy asked.
Chica shook her head again.
~Oh, for the love of Pizza, talk dang it!~ Bonnie demanded, slamming his fists on a table in annoyance.
"...Pizza."
The four males of the FNaF Loops blinked a few times. Foxy's eyepatch went up as Bonnie's ears stiffened.
"..." Mike walked out, into the bathroom, and let out a series of cusses.
~Huh...Now I owe Dexter Grif all the Oreos I can collect whenever I get the chance~ Bonnie noted.
'What about Mike?' Freddy asked.
~He now has to be the headliner for Twilight's new Grifball Team. You know he hates the sport after what happened the first time~
'Oh yeah...Did they ever get that Gravity Hammer out of him before the Loop ended?' Freddy asked.
~He refuses to say~
'I thought that this was just something those humans in the Hub Loops did for humor,' Foxy tapped, 'Honestly, lass, I feel sorry fer ye this Loop. And I was th' one who did th' Bite this Loop.'
'...Chica, next time we see one of the other robots that are Looping, we'll see if they can help with a different method for you to talk when we have to deal with, well...this,' Freddy's sign informed.
"Pizza..." Chica nodded in agreement.
(Addendum by Awesomedude17)
Meanwhile.
"Hey Grif, I saw you talking with those... Ugh, animatronics. What's up?" Simmons asked.
"Oh, just a little wager."
"About what?"
"Whether all Chica says is pizza or not."
"Of fucking course you'd choose pizza. You fucking slob."
"Whatever, I think I got this in the bag."
"I really hope not."
3.5 (Enochi)
Freddy groaned, his servos creaking rather alarmingly as he pushed them as hard as he dared. It was already the 7th night and he would be damned if he let that security guard escape again.
He had thought that this one would be another easy one. The first night Bonnie had slipped rather easily and the rather excitable fellow had ran out the other door with a yell. Somehow the guard slipped past Chica but both the Chicken and Rabbit had given chase...for the full 6 hours. Admittedly Freddy had at the time been amused by the spectacle and hadn't join the chase wanting to let his compatriots enjoy themselves has their untiring bodies eventually wore down the killer. (Though Freddy would admit that urge had lessened...It had been all consuming for as long as he could remember then suddenly... not. Still it was what he knew so it was what he did.) But somehow the man with the strangely crooked pointy hat evaded them at every turn not slowing in the slightest.
The bear had prepared himself for a rather boring remainder of the week. Usually if the new guard had too close a call on the first night they would rarely encore for a second. However he was pleasantly surprised when he saw the man return for another night. This would be over quickly tonight Foxy would deal with him in short order. However again the infuriating target forwent the security door system to run around like a headless chicken and managed out speed even Foxy. Clearly this would require a more personal touch.
However much to his own frustration even with his own inclusion the next four nights had been much the same the man was never in one place long enough for his golden twin to manifest. However tonight would be different he could feel it in his pistons and springs. It had taken them over 5 hours and using far more coordination than they had even used before but they finally cornered him. The man was rounding back toward the Security office but as he approached Foxy filled the doorway for second then with a slam the security door shut completely blocking the path of the runner. Considering how many times those doors had stopped him from getting his prey if felt a certain sense of irony at the reversal. Spinning around the man with the crooked hat faced him backing up slightly as he tried to look for a path past the animatronic however behind the bear he could make out the dimly glowing eyes of the other two murderous members of the Fazbear band. Moving slowly and carefully to prevent this slippery fish form eluding him again Freddy advanced beginning his anthem as he savored the resigned expression on his opponent's face. Said opponent removed something from his pocket it was a...sock?! with a brick inside it?...
Freddy seethed inside as his programing forced him back to the stage an untold number of dents and minor rips and tears on his frame. How could one man fight off 3 insanely strong (4 when Foxy joined in) for a good 5 minutes with nothing more than a sock with a brick in it then somehow manage to give them the slip and run them around till 6. Never had Freddy felt so so humiliated. Screw the modicum of fair play of easing the new guards into the grand game and their trial by fire no from now on there would be no mercy for these killers.
3.6 (Evilhumour)
Dell shook his head.
"Now kids," he said as gently as he could, aware of that he shouldn't be taking to the customers like this but A) he couldn't care less about what people thought as he knew he wouldn't be fired by the idiots that ran this diner as he was the only person that was willing to do the night shift, B) the little monsters were handling dangerous parts of the animatronics, C) he knew that the machines could feel pain, D) the parents of little monsters were glad someone was making sure they little brats were safe, E) it felt good to teach, and F) it just felt plain wrong to see one of these beauties in pieces. "This is a sensitive piece of machinery." He gently stroked the broken body of the Toy Foxy, wondering if it was planning how to rip him apart already. "She can be a true beauty if you treat her right, and if you want, I can show you all how to fix her up just right."
He gently guided the kids in repairing the animatronic fox machine, with some odds and ends to it that made it resemble its original form. As the day began to wind down and his fellow other employees left, he stayed in the back, tinkering away on the Toy Foxy- it felt wrong to call her Mangle, an insult to what she could have been. He told her as such as he fixed her up, leaving to go get some of the spare suits for the Toy Foxy. As he left the room, he frowned.
"Now darling, you were on the table when I left ya," he said, eying the machine that was standing in front of him, still shy of twelve A.M when it would do its best to kill him. "You ain't suppose to wander just yet." He knelt down in front of her and felt her eyes bore into him. "Before you go all wild tonight, let me dress ya up. A fine lady like ya'self shouldn't seen without your best on." He placed the costume on her and for a moment, he could the see the intended Toy Fox that the company meant to have before the kids went crazy on her.
Lifting her up and placing her in the room with the rest of them he moved to his chair to get ready for his first night of hell. As he set up Sentries around him, he was aware of a presence around him.
He didn't say anything or acknowledge her, but he felt the Toy Foxy watch him the entire shift, sometimes making sounds that alerted him to a wandering animatronic he missed in his sweep. As the hours slowly ticked over to six, his eyes finally darted upwards to the crouched Toy Foxy and smiled.
"Thank you kindly ma'am for keeping me company tonight," he tipped his hat to the Toy Foxy. "I'll try to see you a bit later today but I wouldn't be opposed to seeing ya again tomorrow night."
With that, Dell left the room with the Toy Foxy staring at him with confusion and wonder...and admiration. She would definitely would visit the adult that rebuilt her, called her by her real name and treated her...right.
3.7 (Evilhumour)
Magnus hated this loop.
On principle, it should have been easy to watch both sides and make sure these machine didn't break into his room and stuff him into a suit. Leman had done it, their Father had done it with Chaos Gods, hell, even Leman's mutts have done it!
Of course, they all had one advantage he didn't have.
Turning his head widely, he closed the door as Foxy slammed himself against the door, only for him be faintly aware of foot steps on the other side. Moving as quickly he could, he closed the door as the unAwake duck was stopped from entering inside.
The time was 1 AM in the morning on the first day of this blasted week.
He really hated his missing eye at times. He really did.
3.8 (Awesomedude17)
Bonnie awoke, and saw a huge group of white rabbits in front of him. Bonnie gave a smile to the bunnies.
They looked back, then to each other, then back.
Bonnie then panicked when they screamed and took out toilet plungers and golf balls.
Rayman saw a peculiar sight as the rabbids chased a mechanical rabbit around, armed with the usual weapons of plungers and knickknacks.
He shrugged, considering that he wasn't the victim this time.
3.9 (kingofsouls)
Bonnie Awoke, and quickly eyed the situation. He was in a classroom with a bushy haired teacher writing on the blackboard that stood in front of the classroom. To be honest the classroom looked less like a classroom and more like a bomb shelter form the nineteen forties judging from the gray steel walls.
The Loop Memories hit, and Bonnie resisted the urge to swear repeatedly and loudly: Bonnie was yet again a girl, this time a human.
Just as Bonnie started to go over her Loop Memories the door crashed open and the largest human Bonnie ever had the (dis)pleasure of seeing just kicked open the door and just barged in, the mammoth of a man just emerging into the classroom like the tide at the bach.
This was followed by some ranting from the Big Guy as Bonnie was tentatively calling him, followed next by a meek looking boy who judging by looks alone desperately needed a girlfriend throwing a smoke bomb and escaping. Every other person in the room quickly made their ways to the window to fearfully behold what they knew was coming next.
Bonnie was the only one in the room who didn't. The animatronic in human flesh simply sat at her desk, trying to make sense of this world's sense of normality and ignoring the squishy sounds of death the Big Guy was no doubt giving to the runaway.
"I'm guessing you're feeling Loopy and need an Anchor?" Bonnie turned her head and saw a raven haired teenager with a single red stripe of hair wearing a black sailor uniform. She was currently leaning up against a wall in the slumps that the No Stars called home.
"I go to Honoji Academy. It get's pretty crazy there, and it's only Monday." Bonnie snarked. The girl seemed to have a downfallen expression, seemingly expecting a different answer. "I'm also a visiting looper."
This seemed to cheer the girl up. "Ryuko Matoi. I'm the anchor." Ryuko then pointed to her clothes, which surprisingly opened a signal eye. "And this is Senketsu."
Somehow Bonnie got the distinct feeling that Senketsu was nodding to her, as if it was alive. Then again, usually She was an inanimate object, so there was no room to complain. "I'm Bonnie."
"Wait...Bonnie? That purple rabbit that's part of the Freddy Fazbear Gang? That Bonnie."
"...Yes." Bonnie let loose a very exasperated sigh. Apparently word about how the Fazbear Gang was looping, and how they weren't murdering everyone in sight like the average MLE was a gift from the Admins. "Trust me, we're not the psychos our Baseline paints us as."
Ryuoko just looked at Bonnie with a quizzical look before slowly asking "...aren't you a guy?"
"Usually. You have no idea how often I get gender-flipped." groaned Bonnie.
3.10 (GammaTron)
Mike began to hit his head on the desk. What did he do to deserve this?! He just Woke up after getting a job as mall security...only to find out all fifty stores had an animatronic...and all of them were gunning for him. He sent out a ping and got only Foxy in return. Turning on the camera system, he found Foxy was, once again, his human female-like self as an attraction for Foxine's Pizza Cove. He put it down and checked the only door to the place and yelped before slamming it shut. The movie store just had to have a Terminator Animatronic as its mascot.
3.11 (Codelyoko22)
"Good news everybody!" an Unawake Professor Farnsworth said as he walked into the room, "Today you are delivering this package to Fazbears-9, a planet that had been closed off and reopened recently after multiple incidences!"
Fry proceeded to faceplant.
(Awesomedude17)
"Wait, isn't that the planet where all those animatronics stuffed those humans in animal suits with crossbars?" Bender asked.
"Yes! It is! It is the planet where humans are shoved into the suit, in which the flesh is torn and crushed apart, and the only parts that see the light of day again are the eyes and teeth."
"I'm in!" Bender said.
"Oh, and Leela, be sure to bring back Fry's body, I need him for his eyes."
"Sure professor."
3.12 (Awesomedude17)
Freddy pinged, and four other pings came back. Freddy went over to find a different man in the office.
He was a redheaded man, with a trench coat, a t-shirt with an alien head on in, and jeans. He looked to Freddy, then the box of catnip in his hands.
"Woah, this is some good shit."
Freddy facepalmed. This was going to be a long and weird loop if the guard was a stoner who just tried to smoke catnip of all things.
3.13 (Rowan Ex)
Mike Woke up looking at a newspaper, looking at THREE Freddy Fazbear's Pizza advertisements. One is about Fazbear's Fright, the other is his regular job, and the third is Jeremy's job. He looked at the man beside him.
"Well, though choose," Jeremy admitted.
Jeremy and Mike face each other, ready for a game of rock-paper-scissors.
"Winner gets least dangerous place?" Jeremy offered.
"Game on," Mike said, "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!"
Mike went Rock while Jeremy went Rock. Then, Mike went Paper and Jeremy went Rock again.
"Aha!" Mike rejoiced, but quickly stopped after realising something. "Both are quite dangerous, actually. They're not Awake."
"Oh. Then the winner gets the Toy-friendly Pizzeria?" Jeremy offered.
"Game on."
After quite an argument and playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, Mike got into the Fazbear's Fright restaurant while Jeremy got his regular job, at the Kid-friendly pizzeria. Mike groaned in disapproval as Springtrap nearly got inside his room.
"Well, at least the Loop isn't stupid enough to make a pizzeria that has all 15..."
3.1) You'd be surprised how often Bonnie changes genders, fanbase.
3.2) Five nights with Pyro, ugh!
3.3) Let's face it, Walker's the closest we're gonna get to a looping Chuck Norris.
3.4) Grif got a lot of Oreos, double stuf too!
3.5) Rincewind 1, Fazbear 0.
3.6) A little love can go a long way.
3.7) Depth perception is the least of his worries.
3.8) Markle darmed rabbids!
3.9) Bonnie still hates becoming a girl. Might be because she's not used to boobs.
3.10) The worst was the Predator and the Xenomorph team-up, right before they fought each other.
3.11) Good News, Everyone, Futurama!
3.12) The Postal Dude tried a game mechanic, and looked like a fool instead. Nice one, Dude.
3.13) It could be worse. You could have a F***boy's loop. We all know how you hate those loops, Mikey.