A/N I'm ba-ack! Thanks for the reviews! I love them!

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Ten things that Leo, Mikey, and Donnie know about Raph.

1. Raph is afraid of his own temper. He's terrified that one day; he'll lose it, and destroy his entire family out of anger. That's why he tries to get away from his brothers and Sensei when he's in an especially bad mood. But his brothers know that even Raph would never go that far.

2. Raph is a terrible, terrible, terrible artist. Most of his drawings look like a three-year-old's scribbles. He's practically cursed his namesake, even though he doesn't much care either way.

3. Raph once drew a moustache on his lip to see what it would look like. He used a permanent marker.

4. Raph secretly loves to cuddle. It sounds weird, but he thinks it's a very intimate way of showing affection. If he ever got a soulmate, he'd probably never stop hugging her. What? It's sexy.

5. Raph is actually glad Spike doesn't live in their home anymore. After seeing the monster his old pet turned out to be, and knowing how much worse it could have been, he's actually relieved that he's not in their home anymore

6. Raph despises birds. They're noisy, they get in the way, they have no visible purpose in life, and they leave their business literally everywhere. That being said... (see below)

7. Raph is the pigeon queen. They never hesitate to let him pick them up and use them for whatever purpose he has in mind. Mostly distracting video cameras and making a scene, but, hey, it works.

8. Raph can count on one hand the number of times that he's actually struck his brothers out of anger. Real, honest anger, when he hits them to cause pain. Once when he was five, he slapped Donnie in the face when Donnie called him a mean name. Once when he was twelve, he punched Mikey when he purposefully tripped him for a laugh. And once when he was fifteen, he tackled Leo because he was furious that his older brother beat him in a sparring match. He never wants to hit them again.

9. Raph is biologically the oldest of the four turtles. Donatello once took a test to find out, and when Raph found out, he destroyed the results before Donnie had the chance to read it. Why? Because as oldest, he would have to lead the team, and he never, ever wants to lead the team for fear that he would lead them to their deaths.

10. Raph would die before he would allow his brothers to be hurt. He can't control what will happen. But that doesn't mean he can't try.

A/N Bada bing, bada boom.

I want to get this done before the next episode comes out because I have an uneasy feeling about Renet. I dunno, maybe I'm scared of Mikey getting a crush... What? He's too innocent to get a girlfriend yet! I think...

Anyway, anyone feel like chatting about it before the release date? Let me know because I do!

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