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Basil would be angry to know that he missed Chaz screaming at a chewy worm thinking it was a real worm. It all had to do with no one liking Chaz and if someone did they would have to be insane, uncivilized and unintelligent. Of course, giving that it was taking forty-three minutes to find wherever that secret passage to where Legendre was hiding hearing something funny would probably bring his mood back up after this.

It should be noted that Cherie and Venus had just about given up, leaving the half-blind guy to search. Five eyes would have been great if four out of those five had not given up.

"Some help would be good!"

"If we didn't find it before then we won't find it now and I doubt Legendre would just leave his door open." Commented Cherie.

"Cherie, pessimism is for idiots." Replied Basil. It was true. Pessimists were not intelligent they didn't even qualify as people. Neither did cynics. "Now get back to looking for that secret door." Making his way to an Aztec mask, Basil took a good look at it. There must have been something here. Less of that weird key Lee used and more of something old fashioned. He pushed the stand the mask was on and it immediately went toppling over. "Are there cameras? Are there cameras?"

"None visible." Answered Venus.

Basil then looked at the mask and noticed the words "Made in America" on it. It was a fake… Of course it was.

"Like they will really charge me for something they can get off from Target." It wasn't even from Target it was from something far lower. There was a reason Target would only be in Canada for a little while but that was not the place this fake mask had come from. Also there would be no charge for some fake mask getting broken. It was just some costume store thing that was so common it would take until 2015 for the store to finally get rid of them all.

"No, no, that is not a Target product." Observed Cherie.

"I don't care." Basil then walked over to an Egyptian sarcophagus. "Where was this made? Wales?" Spain actually. He opened the sarcophagus and found a hole in the wall leading to who knew where. "Well, how about that? I found it."

"We didn't think that would actually open." Stated Venus. It was true.