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3:19
As Legendre watched Clarence get strapped to a table by Jones, he felt it the perfect time to monologue. Why? Because he liked taking stabs at cliché villainy!
"Byron, my old friend, it pains me to have to do this but due to an occult artifact that has revealed my past lives to me I have realized something. Do you know what that is?" Clarence didn't ask a question but he felt that he was going to get an answer anyway. "It is that in every life I've ever had, even down to my first past life in the era that came before the founding of Greece, Egypt, Babylon, Rome or any of Asia's nations! In that time I was a man whom people would call an enchanter, my enemy a beast from the north… Hagen's past life… Will I never be rid of him?"
"Well, it depends. Were you the one who has always fired the first shot?"
"Silence!" Legendre raised his hands up. "Be silent! Hagen and his past lives are not the point here! Before he even appeared on the scene I was on top of the world and then Cassandra's past lives show up! The past lives of that woman whom sent you here to kill me!" Legendre looked as if he was about to burst a blood vessel. "Always she cast me down to the bottom of the totem pole! First there is her, then that Asian bodyguard of hers, then Fatticus and that other idiot. Then there is you! Then there is a countless array of others! Then there is me!"
"Dear god, does he ever stop?" muttered Clarence. He was present many times for Legendre's monologues. They bored him quickly.
"Always I get toppled by that harpy! Cassandra haunts me more than any past life of Hagen ever will! I am always at the top of the world, then she comes along and I am at the bottom. If I am to die, then this time I shall die at the top! I will flay you alive, quickly take car of Hagen, then I will put Cassandra in the ground. At long last I will be on the top again no matter how briefly it is!"
"That's great, Legendre." Replied Clarence. "Is there any moment when this flaying starts or are you going to go on for a bit longer?"
"You better get comfortable, I still have three hours to go on this."