Episode 23: A Nice Person Who Was Once an Enemy

Act 1

After Xenon kidnapped our heroes, Scott Tenorman has acquired enough information about Elvin, Jarvis, Noel, Allie, and Mia, in order for him to make five assassins designed to hunt down our heroes.

"These, my minions, are made especially to get rid of those pesky brats once and for all!" said Tenorman "After they got away thanks to you Xenon, you're the one who brought them back to South Park without permission!"

"I'm sorry, master…" bowed Xenon down on his knees "It wasn't my fault to take them back home last night…"

"Who?" asked Tenorman with his eyes glaring on Xenon "Is it, that Argent, who failed me last time?"

"Master…" Argent stood up "It wasn't my fault either. It's the kid in the black scarf! He revived one of your Ginger-Bots and infiltrated the lair!"

"Give me a proof, Argent, so I can tell if it's really that kid." said Tenorman.

Argent hands out a memory card from one of the CCTV cameras installed outside the warehouse. Tenorman inserted the card into the console, and booted up the video that was stored inside. On the screen it looks like there's no danger around.

"Wait, what's that Ginger-Bot, doing in there?" said Tenorman, as the Ginger-Bot on the video knocking down the guard who controls the Power Jammers and hijacks into the control panel.

"So this Ginger-Bot messed up the Power Jammer, isn't it?" he asked, and the video continued on with the Ginger-Bot making his escape and a kid dressed up as Cartman flipped a bird, facing the camera saying 'A** Licker C** Balls!'.

"Eric?" said Tenorman "So it's that fat kid who did this… Alright, Ginger-Bots move out!"

As most of the Ginger-Bots left, Argent, Xenon, and the five new soldiers were left behind.

"What about us?" said Argent, "Yeah, we want to join them in getting rid of that guy…" said Xenon, "You two stay here, while my new assassins go undercover as normal persons until further notice." said Tenorman, "You mean, you don't trust us anymore?" said Argent, "Yes, Argent." said Tenorman "You two are failures, and that's all!"

"What about me, master? I can go back to school!" said Xenon, "You can still go there anyway, just wait 'til I modify Argent to blend in with the environment outside." said Tenorman.

At this point, Tenorman begins to modify Argent's circuitry in order for him to adapt to his surroundings without noticing.

Xenon waits impatiently for his master to finish, until…

"It is done." Tenorman said "He can now disguise as a human just like you, and by then he will be called Mr. Garnet."

By what Tenorman has done, the Uber Hunter Argent was no more. Instead, a human adult wearing a silver and white suit with a red necktie, his hair was silver gray, and eyes were almost the same as Xenon's.

"Mr. Garnet, you and Xenon must head back to school tomorrow in your disguises, don't let everybody know about your true identities. Understand?" said Tenorman as the two agreed.

Meanwhile, the other five left sooner to fulfill Tenorman's wish of getting rid of Uberman once more.

Act 2

The first member of the Fearsome Five, Ginger Samurai, is an expert in wielding swords. Disguised, he is a ramen seller and the owner of this new restaurant City Ramen.

Second, comes Ginger Succubus, her forte is to attract attention of men and boys alike, disguised as a young girl working at Raisins.

Third is Ginger Stinker, he is bad not only in his attitude, but also in his odor. He goes undercover and works as a garbage collector by day and an underwear thief by night.

The fourth member is the Ginger Stylist, a fashion specialist who forces every person in town to dress up men as metro-sexual gays, and women as stupid spoiled prostitutes. Undercover, he works as a fabulous hairdresser at a beauty parlor in South Park Mall.

Last is Ginger Soprano, able to possess everyone who listens to her high-pitched voice, like a mix of those annoying pop stars nowadays. She disguises as a brilliant singer/songwriter who is in her early 20s.

Nothing very mischievous at this time, but there will be a day that their real missions will begin. The following day, we find Xenon and Mr. Garnet in a black car, on its way to school.

As soon as the car stops at the school entrance, Xenon opens his car door and gets off saying "I'm off, Mr. Garnet…" Mr. Garnet then gets out and he said "Xenon, don't let everybody know who you really are!"

"I know, Mr. Garnet, I've been here a lot of times. Maybe you should go to your work right now." said Xenon, "I work here, Xenon. I'm a teacher." said Mr. Garnet as he gets his suitcase out of the trunk of the car.

Meanwhile in class, everything was back to normal, like always. Mr. Garrison is teaching his class, while most of the students were paying attention to his lecture. Our heroes are more focused on their studies than in fighting crime. At lunch, Elvin and his gang, gather up again in their corner lunch table discussing about that new teacher Mr. Garnet.

"Guys, I think this new teacher Mr. Garnet is a little strict." said Elvin, "I don't think so, Elvin…" said Jarvis, "Mr. Garnet seems to be friendly, though…" said Noel, "But what about Xenon? Mr. Garnet seems to be like a nanny watching over him. Right, Mia?" said Allie, "Well, I hope he doesn't do anything showy. I'm suspecting he's someone else…" said Mia, "You mean he could be that Argent again. Can't he give up stalking on you guys?" said Rodel.

Just then, Mr. Garnet approached our heroes and asked "Argent? Nonsense, if I were somebody else, especially that person, would I give you children, some of my freshly-made gumballs?"

The six were eager to grab as much candies from the box and chew them, while Mr. Garnet shows a happy smile.

Act 3

Later that day, in the playground, the gang joyfully played while thinking about how nice Mr. Garnet is. However, Xenon isn't happy about it. Sitting with his arms crossed in the corner, Xenon was thinking of what his master had done to Argent.

"Don't tell me, he got rid of Argent's evil side and replaced it with a warm-hearted personality?" he said "Or did he do that in order for him to not notice he's the old Uber Hunter feared by everyone."

Suddenly, Mr. Garnet came in to see Xenon and he asked "What's the matter?" and Xenon replied "What's wrong with you? You're supposed to be a mean person, why are you so nice to Uberman?"

"I am just doing my job to not expose who I really am, Xenon. You should mingle with all the children in the playground in a good way, especially now, we are not on a mission to take down Eric Cartman, Clare Evans, or those five. Let's just enjoy ourselves, while it lasts." said Mr. Garnet, "OK, Mr. Garnet, I will."

Back in class, Xenon tries to stay in class without minding about his mission. Jophie asking Jon Bayani Alexanderson in Vietnamese, but he doesn't understand what she was saying.

"What she was saying is, why is he here?" said Rodel "Well, I must say, he must be trying to be like us."

"I know, he must have been scolded by ol' Mr. G." said Elvin.

That afternoon, as our heroes went back to their block, Hoodie called them out from behind.

"Any news, Hoodie?" asked Elvin, "Well, none actually. But I found something that will surprise you." said Hoodie.

"Surprise, like what?" said Jarvis, "Remember that Mecha-Streisand you destroyed back then?" said Hoodie.

"What about it, Hood?" asked Noel, "That thing was actually a bootleg, or a replica of the monster." said Hoodie.

"Wait, how come you said that thing was a bootleg all along?" said Allie, "Last week, I hijacked Tenorman's warehouse and found a video file and played the clip." said Hoodie.

"What was in that video?" asked Mia, "I found out that during the last time the real Mecha-Streisand or what those celebrities would refer to as their last resort, attacked South Park, he stole the blueprints while they were away, in order to for him to make his own Mecha-Streisand, with of course his technology." said Hoodie "Like those celebrities, that thing was also his last resort, in case if he hasn't gained his revenge on your obese friend. And thanks to you, one big problem has been resolved."

Before he left, Hoodie added "Oh, he also made five new assassins to hunt you down in time, you have to stop them somehow."

"So that's why Xenon and Argent gave up on their missions…" said Elvin "…or are they just not in the mood because of those new guys showed up."

Can our heroes stop this new threat as soon as they began their missions? What other dangers await them? Find out next time!