Aww I liked the last chapter it was soo sweet. …aww GRAY AND LUCY..
Lucy: First Natsu now Gray! Are you serious! I mean really what makes you think I should be with them! It's embarrassing *blushes*
Loki: She deserves someone better …..LIKE ME!
Gray and Natsu: What are we not good enough?
Lucy: It is not that you're not good it's that I just don't see you guys that way! Not even Loki
Loki: That's so mean!
I know Lucy! At least give them a chance! *goes to her ear and whispers* Pick Natsu!
Loki and Gray: What! Why him! *gasps*
Natsu: Hahaha I am more suited for Lucy!
What I like Natsu better for Lucy! *Looks at Lucy* Lucy agrees! See she is blushing! Haha
Lucy: Shut up I am not!
Mira: Awwwww Kawaii! Finally Lucy and Natsu *squeals with fangirls*
Gray:Oi what about me? You expect me to stay with ERZA!
Erza: What the hell is that supposed to mean! * glares evilly at Gray, who just started running away!* GRAY! *Chases after him*
Mira: So Lucy when is your wedding with Natsu? Let me plan it please! *begs*
OOhhhh I want to be your maid of honor! Please!
Levi: NO I want to be!
Natsu: Before there is a wedding I need to look for Igneel first! He will be my best man!
Lucy: AHHHHHHHH STOP PLANNING MY LOVE LIFE! *Runs screaming*
Mira: You guys should name your baby girl after me!
Natsu: No we will have a boy first! *starts arguing with Mira*
Loki: lilmissshortie1 doesn't own fairy tail or it's characters! I'm glad to!
WHAT YOU SAY! *glares at Loki*
Loki: Nothing! *Poofs away*
Coward!
Rated T
Couples: hehehe you'll see :D
M for Matchmaker
Matchmaker Mira!
The life for a matchmaker is not an easy job especially for one named Mira. Mira considered her job to be hardest than any other mission there was. Who are her clients…more like victims? Well to everyone in the guild it is pretty clear for it is the densest people in the world.
"Ugh! It is not working!" Mira cried as she slammed her head down on the bar counter. Levi, Cana, Lisanna, and Erza looked at her with worry.
"Mira! What's wrong?" Lisanna said in worry as she stroked her sister's hair.
"mhmmmmm mhmmmm hmmm hmmm!" Mira whined into the bar counter making it sound muffley.
"Mira we can't hear you! Put your head up!" Erza demanded. Mira put her head up and wiped her eyes from the forming tears. "Explain to us what happened!"
"I've been trying so hard for them, but they won't notice each other's feelings!" Mira complained as she looked at Erza. "I might as well go to plan B!"
"Who are you talking about?" Levi asked confused.
"What is plan B? Does it involve booze because I need more!" Cana said as she threw down her now empty barrel and took out another one out of nowhere.
"Cana you already started on a new barrel! Why do you need more?" Lisanna asked as she looked at her. Cana just shrugged and went back to drinking.
"Mira please explain to us what is wrong?" Erza sighed in frustration thinking about going to buy another strawberry cake.
Mira just ignored them and went through her head for the best plan. Then BAM she slammed her hands down on the counter happily and in determination. The girls flinched in shock and looked at Mira shocked.
"I have the perfect plan and all of you ARE GOING TO HELP ME!" Mira threatened as she stared at the now scared girls. Erza just looked at Mira and smiled knowing where this is going.
"Mira! You know where you do that your demon aura comes out! When you are like that we both know you are up to no good!" Lisaana said shakily as her sister laughed sinisterly. "What is that about anyway?"
"Well as you can see I have matchmaking success throughout the guild with Levi and Gajeel, Erza and Jellal, Alzack and Bisca, and even Juvia and Gray! But there are two certain people that won't notice their feelings for each other and it's pissing me off!" Mira hissed angrily as she thought about the couple. "And I swear I will make them into a couple no matter what!"
Erza looked at Mira with her eyebrows up and sighed.
"Well there is no choice! I am in! as will the rest of us! Right girls!" Erza said shocking the girls and making Mira happy. The rest of the girls mumbled their yeses uncertainly. "Now who are helping you set up?"
"Natsu and Lucy!" Mira said making the girls laugh. "What?"
"Mira we both know that is not going to work!" Lisanna breathed as she looked at her sister as if she was crazy.
"Yeeeeaaaahhhh Miiirrraaaa! Theeeyyy arrrree juuussssttt frrrieeenddss!" Cana slurred looking at Mira also as if she was crazy.
"Lu-chan would have told me if she had feelings for Natsu anyways, I think." Levi said as she looked at Mira.
"And Natsu doesn't doesn't show any interest in her in that way…as I seen." Erza said thinking through in her head if he had.
"ugh! They have feelings for each other! I know!" Mira exasperated as she threw her hands in the air. The girls just looked at Mira unsure of her theory.
"Mira I dooooon't think sooooooooo." Cana slurred in like a little kid voice. Mira grew instantly mad.
"Don't believe me fine!" Mira said then just at cue Lucy walked in the guild with Natsu and Happy talking and laughing. More like Happy and Natsu making fun of Lucy and Lucy yelling at them. Mira smiled evilly. "Lisanna go to Natsu and hug him really tight as if you were in love with him!"
"EEHHHH! Why!" Lisanna exclaimed shocked. Mira looked at her sister with a sinister face.
"That way you guys can see how jealous Lucy gets!"
"Mira I am not sure-"
"GO!" Mira half yelled half screeched as she glared at Lisanna. Lisanna immediately went towards Natsu. The girls stared after Lisanna waiting.
"Mira can be really scary!" Lisanna muttered as she felt their stares on her back as if it was piercing it. "Well here goes nothing!"
"Hey Lisanna!" Natsu exclaimed as he noticed her coming towards him.
"Hey NATSU!" Lisanna exclaimed as she enveloped Natsu in a hug really tight. Natsu just looked at Lisanna confused not knowing what to do. While a certain blonde just stared angrily at her. Lucy's fist clenched in anger jealously practically coming off of her for everyone to see.
"I told you guys! Lucy has feelings for Natsu!" Mira exclaimed happily from the bar to the girls happy that her point was made.
"Well that does show that Lucy has feelings, but what about Natsu?" Erza said as she looked at Mira. Mira just winked at Erza. Lisanna just then let go of Natsu and walked back to the girls. Lisanna felt scared as she still felt Lucy's glares on her back with a killing intent.
"Oh Mira what did you make me do?" Lisanna whispered to herself softly when she walked.
"Oh I got that planned Erza! Don't worry! GRAY!" Mira called out loud making Gray look at her in shock.
"What?" He called back as he got up and stood in front of them.
"Gray will you do me a favor." Mira said sweetly scaring the crap out of Gray.
"I don't know!" Gray said unsure as he tried to back up. Erza slammed her left hand on his shoulder making him stop dead in his tracks.
"Oh you will do it!" Erza said warningly as she squeezed his shoulder. Gray instantly felt as if his life were in danger as the girls stared at him.
"Aye!" He squeaked out afraid of saying no to the demon and the armor.
"Good! Now I need you to go to Lucy and kiss her cheek!" Mira said. Gray looked at Mira with horror.
"Mira! I don't think that's a good idea! I mean! Juvia!"
"She is on a mission! So go!" Levi said getting excited. Gray gave them once last glance unsure. All four girls just looked at him eagerly and nodded smiling. Gray sighed as started thinking about how his funeral will be as he went to Lucy.
Lucy is currently sitting next to Natsu reading a book while Natsu was eating. Happy looked at them and smiled as he ate his fish.
"Hey Lucy!" Gray greeted as he stood next to Lucy not knowing that he is only in his boxers.
"Uhmm?" Lucy hummed as she refused to look away from the book being too absorbed in it.
"oh I just came here to say hi and to give you something!" Gray said already leaning in. Natsu looked at Gray curiously then instantly grew angry as he figured out what he is leaning in for.
"What's that?" Lucy turned towards Gray making his lips collide with hers instead of her cheek. Lucy froze as did everyone in the guild. Natsu glared at Gray angrily. Cana dropped her barrel of beer and busted out laughing. Mira, Levi, and Lisanna gasped. Erza just raised an eyebrow at this.
Gray pulled away and opened his mouth to say sorry, but he was interrupted by a flaming Natsu.
"YOU PERVERTED ICICLE!" Natsu yelled as he tackled Gray down in anger.
"WHAT YOU SAY DUMBASS?" Gray yelled back as he punched Natsu forgetting about what he just did.
"YOU HEARD ME!" Natsu yelled back and the two fought leaving the blonde to sit froze in shock.
"See I told you guys!" Mira exclaimed smiling proudly.
"Poor Lu-chan!" Levi muttered in worry as she looked at her best friends frozen state.
"You should say poor Gray!" Cana laughed. "Because once Lucy comes back to reality Gray is not going to live!"
"Ok so you were right Mira! What now?" Lisanna asked her sister who is currently doing her special ' I told you so' dance. "MIRA!"
"Uh? Oh yeah…well I have a couple plans and you guys will help me with them!" Mira said mischievously. The girls listened closely to Mira's plans as she said them. "And if they don't work I swear I will beat Natsu into saying his feelings!"
"That sounds like something Erza should say!" Levi said getting a little scared of the demon part of Mira. Levi has been scared of it before, but Mira doesn't let show that much lately …until now.
"What is that supposed to mean!" Erza hissed as she glared at Levi.
"N-Nothing Erza!" Levi stuttered as she waved her hands franticly in front of her in surrender.
"When do we start all these matchmaking stuff, Mira?" Cana said boredly as she drank from another barrel. Lisanna gawked at Cana wondering where she got that barrel.
"We will start tomorrow!" Mira answered evilly as she laughed.
"GRAY!" The guild shook violently as Lucy stared at the ice mage glaring. Natsu and Gray shook in fear as they tried to act best friends.
"HAHA MY MONEY IS ON LUCY!" Cana yelled as she stared taking bets from everyone in the guild as Lucy unleashed her wrath on Gray.
"Where did Lucy learn that move?" Erza said in wonder as she and Mira looked in awe at the sight. The rest of the guild ooh and ahhed at the sight as if it was a firework show. They rooted for Lucy as she slammed Gray violently to the ground.
"Good thing Juvia isn't here!" Mira pointed out laughing. "I never knew Lucy can get that angry!"
Everyone nodded in agreement as they continued to stare. Erza turned to Mira and looked at her with determination.
"We will start tomorrow with our plan to get them together!" Mira said happily letting her demon aura out a little bit scaring the guild members near her.
The next day! Attempt 1!
Mira giggled evilly in the bright winter morning as she shook at the cold in the guild. Since it was freezing morning Mira came up with the plan of turning off the heater in the guild making everyone freeze to near death. Mira stared as she saw Lucy shaking horribly from the cold and Natsu looking at her as he ate.
"This willlllll woorrorrrk! Heeee hhahassss tooooo hhhuuugggg heeeerrrr too waaaarrrmmm herrrr!" Mira said shakily as she tightened her jacket to herself. Lisanna shivered as she clutched her coat tighter.
"Miiiiirrrrraaaaa! Itttt'ssss coooolllddd!" Lisanna whined as she tried to zip her hot chocolate without shaking.
Mira's eyes widened with anticipation as she saw Natsu get up and move towards Lucy.
'It's working!' Mira thought in excitement as she continued to stare. 'he just has to hug her like cute couples look in the anime!'
Natsu went next to Lucy and they seemed to be talking about something. Lucy shivered more to the cold. Mira wanted to hear what they were saying so badly, but she is too cold. Then Mira stared in shock as she saw Loki poof next to Lucy.
'What the hell is Loki doing?' Mira thought as she continued to stare until.
"Oi MIRA!" Gray called as he blocked Mira's view. Mira looked at him annoyed.
"Whhhhhaaaaattttt haaaappppeeeennnneeeddd tooo yyouour woouuundddss?" Lisanna asked remembered how badly beat up was Gray yesterday.
"Oh Wendy healed me up a while ago and I feel good as new!" Gray laughed as he rubbed the back of his head. Mira tried to look around him, but found out she couldn't.
"Whhhatttt you wannttt!" Mira tried to hiss, but failed because of the cold.
"Oh Master said to turn on the heater because he is too busy shaking when he is trying to read his favorite magazine…it was weird it looked like to me that he was drooling over the magazine. He wouldn't let me see the title."
"Goooo tttuuurrrnn itttt onnnn youoour sellfffffff!" Mira said. Gray walked away to the back room to turn it on wondering why Mira is such in a foul mood today.
Mira rolled her eyes as stared at where Lucy was to see that Natsu is not near her and she had on Loki's jacket. The guild instantly heated up causing everyone's shivers to stop.
"Damn it!" Mira exclaimed as she noticed that her plan failed. "Ugh time for the next attempt, LEVI! CANA! FRIED COME IT IS YOUR TURN!"
Levi snapped her attention to Mira and just nodded knowing what she had to do as the rest followed them.
Attempt 2
Levi looked at Mira anxiously unsure. She is staring to have second doubts. Mira just looked at Levi and showed her thumbs up as she hid behind the tree a great place to see what will unfold.
"Fried are you sure about this?" Levi asked Fried unsure as he set up the runes to trap Natsu and Lucy. Fried just shrugged.
"Levi you know I can't go against my own wife!" Fried said in horror as he remembered the last time he went against her matchmaking plan. Fried shivered. He still has nightmares about that day. "Anyways Cana is gonna lead them here through some fortune telling mojo. Then once they get here you will write truth that way they can say and do nothing, but the truth. Then the runes will go up trapping Natsu and Lucy saying they have to kiss to get out and you're truth spell will end. Easy!"
"But I am worried about Mira! She hasn't stopped giggling for hours! Her eyes getting bigger. It is starting to scare me!" Fried sighed agreeing with Levi as he finished his runes.
"Levi! Fried! It's time! Cana just said that they are on their way now get ready." Mira said as she looked at them. "Take positions!"
Fried moved behind the tree with Mira while Levi stood behind the bushes on the other side. All three ready. Fried looked at Mira with concern as she stared down the road with anticipation.
"NATSU!" Lucy yelled as she dragged her with him as they walked.
"Here they come!" Mira whispered excitedly.
"Won't Natsu smell us because of his dragon sense?" Fried asked in a whisper.
"I got that covered, Babe! Now shushy!" Mira shushed her husband as she stared.
"I don't get why had to come!" Lucy whined as Natsu continued to drag her by her hand. She blushed as she felt Natsu's hand give hers a gentle squeeze.
"Because Cana said we had to come together not matter what to see the treasure!" Natsu said excitedly as he continued to walk not noticing that Levi wrote truth behind their backs without them noticing then hid back behind the bush. Both Natsu and Lucy stopped for a second.
'One more step and then they are both trapped in the runes! Mira you're a genius!' Mira thought as she laughed evilly to herself. Fried backed away a little bit from her becoming scared as he felt her demon aura come out.
"I don't get why we have to hold hands not that I mind. I like the feel of your warm hands." Lucy blushed dangerously as she looked down in shock. She couldn't believe what she is saying now.
"Cana said we had to! If you don't want to then.." Natsu said as he let go of Lucy's hand. Lucy freaked out and went to go grab the hand back. Both of them lost balance and fell on the floor into the runes.
"This is going better than I thought!" Mira whispered in a low tone as she tried to keep her fangirl squeal inside.
"Ugh!" Lucy opened her eyes as she sat up then looked down to see she is sitting on top of Natsu. Natsu just looked at Lucy in shock unable to talk. Lucy hurried and got off. "I AM SOOO SORRY NATSU! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT! I AM SO EMBARESSED!"
Lucy tried to back up more, but only ended up running into the runes walls. Lucy looked franticly at the runes as Natsu got up.
"What happened?" Natsu asked as he looked at the runes words. Lucy froze in fear and shock. "The ones in the runes may not leave until they kiss! Who put that?"
"These look like Fried's runes!" Lucy pointed out as she faced Natsu with a flushed face. "I can't believe I am going to kiss you! I've always wanted to! AHHH! WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!" Lucy freaked as Natsu paid no attention.
"DAMN IT, FRIED! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Natsu yelled in the air not knowing the said man is only a few feet away. Fried froze in place immediately thinking why him. "I guess we have to kiss!"
"W-what!" Lucy squeaked in surprise as walked towards her. Natsu looked at her with serious eyes.
"You look cute when you blush!" Natsu whispered as he stood in front of her. "Why did I say that?" Natsu shrugged and leaned towards her.
Mira was practically bursting in fangirlness as she put her fist in her mouth to keep herself from squealing.
"For some reason I can't stop telling you the truth. Like how I lov-" Lucy stopped once she felt Natsu's lips on her cheek. The runes went down immediately and the truth spell went away. Lucy stared at Natsu in shock.
"Haha let's go look for that treasure Lucy!" Natsu exclaimed as he ran off ahead not wanting Lucy to see his blushing face. Lucy stood there in silence for a while as she touched her cheek lightly.
"What?" She whispered then she looked at the direction that Natsu ran. She immediately ran after him. "NATSU WAIT UP!"
Both targets disappeared leaving Levi, Fried, and Mira there.
"Mira.." Fried said as he turned to her. He immediately backed up as he saw her dark aura getting stronger.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Mira yelled in anger as she clutched her fist. Levi walked shakily to Mira.
"Mira? It's ok! Maybe it is not meant to be?" Levi said unsure. Fried's eyes widened as he stared at Levi in sympathy. Levi squeaked in surprised as Mira turned to her angrily.
"NO IT IS MEANT TO BE! THEY WILL BE TOGETHER NO MATTTER WHAT! I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT! IT'S TIME FOR ERZA!" Mira yelled.
"This is going to end badly." Fried sighed as he rubbed his head in frustration.
Attempt 3
Mira stood behind the bar counter laughing evilly as she dried the dishes. Cana looked at her with worry as Lisanna stood to the far side of the guild. She has never seen her sister like this for a long time now.
"Mira! Don't you think you are taking this too far! This is getting to you bad!" Cana said with worry as she put down her barrel of beer to look at her seriously. Mira glared at Cana dangerously.
"It's their fault! Why are they so fucking dense!" Mira growled getting angry. Cana just shrugged and went back to drinking her beer.
"This plan is going to hurt them both painfully!" Cana said.
"NATSU! LUCY! COME HERE!" Erza yelled as two swords appeared on her hands on each hand. Mira looked at Erza laughing evilly again as she saw Natsu and Lucy walk towards Erza shakily.
"This better work!" Mira laughed. She looked almost insane to everyone as she sat on the bar counter.
"What is it Errza?" Lucy asked shakily as her and Natsu finally reached to her. Natsu stood behind Lucy not wanting to be the first hit.
"Natsu stand in front of Lucy! Now!" Erza hissed.
"AYE!" Natsu squeaked as he hurried to stand in front of Lucy. Lucy looked at Erza with a curious expression. The whole day for some reason lots of strange events happened to her and Natsu and Lucy wants to know why.
"Now both of you will admit your fee-" Erza said, but was cut off when the door opened revealing a delivery man with what seemed like twenty boxes of cake.
"UHMMM I GOT TWENTY BOXES OF STRAWBERRY CAKE FOR AN ERZA SCARLET!" The delivery man announced. Everyone looked at Erza in shock as she dropped her swords and skipped to delivery man happily for her cake.
"Did she just skip to the delivery man?" Natsu said in shock as everyone's jaw drop.
"Her face lit up so brightly to!" Lucy said in shock her mouth hanging open.
"DAMN IT! ERZA!" Mira yelled in rage as she immediately changed into her Demon Take Over. Mira sped to Erza and knocked down all her strawberry cake. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"
"My strawberry cakes!" Erza whispered in horror then glared angry at Mira. "I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT ALL WEEK!" Erza yelled as she exquipped to her black wing armor.
"OH SHIT! EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER!" Natsu yelled as everyone in the guild ran for their cover.
"So Mira finally snapped!" Cana tsked as she moved behind the bar to go get more beer.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO MY CAKES!" Erza yelled as her and Mira charged for each other at amazing force. It was just like their fights that they had when they were young, but only ten times worse. Everyone in the guild feared for their lives as chairs, tables, and Plue were thrown everywhere.
"Plue!" Lucy said franticly as she saw him being thrown in the air. "How the hell did he come out?"
Next day at the guild…
"Thanks Wendy for healing our wounds!" Mira said cheerfully as she gave the blue haired girl some orange juice.
"No problem Mira, but you guys had really bad wounds from that fight you guys had!" Wendy said worriedly as she looked at Mira and Erza with worry.
"Oh no need to worry Wendy. We used to fight all the time when we were younger!" Erza said as she started eating her new box of strawberry cake that Mira bought her.
"Are you sure? You guys had broken ribs and everything!"
"Yeah! We are fine, Wendy! Don't worry!" Mira said happily as she rubbed the back of her head.
"Mira you've been really mad lately. Are you alright?" Wendy asked innocently. Mira just laughed nervously.
"Yeah! Yeah! I am!"
Just then Natsu and Lucy walked up to the bar counter holding hands. Mira, Erza, Wendy, and Cana stared at them in shock.
"Since when were you two together?" Erza said in shock as she looked at their joined hands. Cana looked at Mira to see her smiling really wide.
"Uh oh! I am going to need more booze for this!" Cana muttered as she stared.
"Oh you guys didn't know? Natsu and I started dating a few days ago!" Lucy said as Natsu wrapped his arms around his waist. Mira flinched.
"HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!" Mira hissed making the couple look at her in fear.
"Gray called us idiots for not telling each other our true feelings while it is so obvious! Something like that!" Natsu said as he looked at Mira with scared eyes.
"That explains why he didn't want to kiss Lucy on the cheek when Mira asked. Also it explains why Natsu and Lucy got pissed!" Erza whispered as she thought about all the signs. "I can't believe I didn't see it!"
"So it was Gray who did this! He didn't even tell me!" Mira growled dangerously as her demon aura came out. "Where is Gray now?"
"He is on a date with Juvia at the beach!" Erza simply stated.
"Thank you!" Mira said as she walked slowly towards the guild doors.
"Mira what are you going to do?" Lucy asked suddenly worried for Gray.
"I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!" Mira yelled angrily as she ran out the guild in her rage going after Gray with a killing intent.
Everyone in the guild stood in silence as they stared at the doors.
"My money's on Mira!" Cana said breaking the silence.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU MAKING A BET WHEN WE ALL KNOW GRAY DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE!" Lucy yelled in rage at Cana's behavior. Cana just shrugged and went back to her beer.
" You both do know Mira is going after you guys for not telling her! After she is done with Gray!" Erza said nonchalantly as she continued on her strawberry cake.
Natsu and Lucy immediately gulped in fear as they laughed nervously.
"ugh! I am suddenly not feeling well!" Lucy moaned as she bent down. Natsu laughed nervously as he picked her up bridle style.
"I'll carry you to the doctor in another town. Where no one knows!" Natsu said.
"Good idea!" Lucy answered and with that they raced out the guild in a hurry.
"That's useless! Mira would still find them!" Cana said. Her sympathy going out to the couple and ice mage. "Poor them. Poor Mira!"
"It must be hard being a matchmaker!" Wendy muttered as she looked down.
"It is the hardest job in this guild!" Erza sighed as she looked at the guild doors.
No one heard from Gray, Natsu, or Lucy in days. Some say that Gray got hurt so bad that Wendy couldn't heal him. Some say that he got so scared that he went into hiding with Natsu and Lucy! But like Cana said Mira found them. Then unleashed her anger. Matchmaking is the hardest job there is! You have to have patience, good people's skill, and early detection for romance.
Mira is the guild's proud matchmaker, but everyone knows her hardest couple where Natsu and Lucy. No one would ever make the mistake they did.