Suurlemoene: AT LONG LAST I BRING YOU CHAPTER TWO! Mostly because it's almost one in the morning and I have nothing better to do but HEY! At least you get a chapter! *self high five because Shizzlemah isn't here right now* *cries enough tears to fill a moderately sized bucket* *drowns self in tears* *lays in puddle of tears* *starts singing 'I Dreamed A Dream'* PH WHEN WILL SHIZZLEMAH RETURRRRNNNN?
"whAT!?" screamed Eren, who was currently strappedto a table, "HANJI YOU SAID NOTHING ABOUT NEEDLES!"
While lovingly gazing at Eren, you hand the needle to her. Stroking his forehead Hanji giddily laughs and says "Oh, I didn't? Well this will make the experience even more fun!" And with that she forcefully stabs him with it. Just then, a dull thump and a loud scream are heard from outside the window. Getting up in unison, you and Hanji make you way to the window and see a twitching Mikasa laying on the ground, as if she'd fallen like a bird tends to doafter they, oh I don't know, crash into windows on 3DMG at top speed.
Suddenly, your gaze is torn away from the mentally ill girl outside by the loud screeches of Eren. "I'M BLEEDING! OH GOD THIS IS MY END"
Behind you at came the sound of squeaking. Turning around you saw Mikasa attaching herself to the window, her mouth suctioned up against the glass and her tongue licking the melted sand as she was slowly slid down the smooth surface. Walking up to the window you pulled down a shade that hung above the frame.
"Relax Eren, it's just a scratch nothing major." Hanji said, while completely ignoring Mikasa and her latest stunt. "Oh! (Y/N)! Can you hand me that gauze?"
"Uh, sure." You said turning around and handing Hanji her desired item.
Just as you were going to turn back and continue pulling down all the window shades, you couldn't help but notice that Eren was bleeding rather profusely.
"WHAT DID YOU EVEN PUT INTO ME?!" Eren yelled as he tried to wiggle out of the restraints grasp.
"Well, just an elixir that was supposed to bring your body temperature up to what your titan form's temperature is." Hanji said a little aggravatedly while dabbing Eren's needle entrance wound.
"WHAT THE FREAK! HANJI! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! DO YOU KNOW HOW HOT A TITAN'S BODY IS! I'M PROBABLY GOING TO DIE! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT!? " Eren cried out as he struggled even harder on the buckles holding him down.
"RESEARCH! A titans' natural body temp is exceedingly hotter than any humans', so much so that it burns just to touch the muscle. Soooo, on all of the occasions that you've turned into a titan, even if it's not the full form, you remain alive and unburned. I'm sure I'm not the only one one wondering how. As a result to answer this invaluable question, I made a concoction that would do as explained… Because if you survived unphased then that would tell me that maybe it's people whose body can resist….." Hanji pretty much zoned out into her own world at that point, drool dripping out of the corner of her mouth.
"WELL IT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE WORKED! SO GET ME OUT!" Eren continued to yell, but Hanji, who snapped out of her trance, ignored him and turned to you.
"Uhhhhhh, hey (y/n)! I just remembered that I forgot I had to give Erwin his eyebrow grow- I mean to give Erwin the paperwork he assigned me today! haha.. Yeah but can you take this down to him!" Hanji said quickly as she scribbled something down on an object and handed you said item. It looked like it would hold cream or something. Written the container was the messy letters 'Erwin's Paperwork'.
"This doesn't look like paper work…" You said, looking at Hanji with a raised eyebrow.
"BUT IT IS PAPERWORK! It's just, uh, stuffed into the bottle. NOW GO BEFORE ERWIN GIVES ME MORE PAPER WORK!" Hanji screeched, shoving you out of her laboratory and into the comparatively quiet hall.